movie: magic mike

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Louis C. K. on Magic Mike, Matthew McConaughey and Channing Tatum.

You ever seen this movie? Magic Mike?
I’ve never seen Magic Mike in its entirety.
I know what the end Magic Mike is.
I am pretty sure that the end of Magic Mike is that I’m gay.
I haven’t become generally attracted to men, just Matthew McConaughey and Channing Tatum. I’m only gay for the best. I’m top-shelf gay.

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PROMPTO: Hey, Gladio. I bet you 100 Gil you can’t seduce that gas station attendant.
IGNIS: Gladio….no…
GLADIO: Watch and learn, fuckers.
NOCTIS: *facepalm*

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Stop everything and watch this

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List of Favorite Actors/Actresses → Matthew McConaughey 

↳ “Now, you lose something in your life, or you come into a conflict, and there’s gonna come a time that you’re gonna know: There was a reason for that. And at the end of your life, all the things you thought were periods, they turn out to be commas. There was never a full stop in any of it.”