Ryan & Chad: Basically give a handjob to a baseball bat together before singing a song that includes the line “I’ll show you how I swing” & involves a lot of bending over before ultimately switching entire outfits with each other between scenes. Disney: Just sports-loving bros swapping clothes.
Steve Rogers: Entire multi-film personal story arc motivated by his love for and devotion to Bucky. Disney: Just dudes being pals.
Baze Malbus: Recites what are essentially Jedi wedding vows to the dying Chirrut Imwe before doing a suicide run at the Stormtroopers. Disney: Just guys being dudes.
live-action!LeFou: Sings the exact same ‘Gaston’ song that was in the animated original, & ultimately has a blink-and-you’ll-miss-it moment of dancing with another man. Disney: We are so proud to have our first openly gay character!
OKAY SO YOU KNOW HOW EVERYONE KNOWS THAT “I DONT DANCE” IS JUST A BIG METAPHOR FOR CHAD BEING GAY OKAY WELL THEYRE PLAYING BASEBALL. BASES ARE A METAPHOR FOR HOW FAR YOU GO YA KNOW FIRST BASE, SECOND BASE, ETC ANYWAYS DONT FIGHT ME ON THIS CHYAN IS REAL