I can’t wait for the live action remake of The little Mermaid with over-saturated blue colours mixed with orange/red highlights and lots of particles floating in the cg water to bank on the 3D theater experience to charge you extra for your movie ticket starring whatever teenaged pop-star is most popular right now and black white oatmeal boy as Prince Eric and a fully CG Ursula with high dark contrasts colours and a dress that looks like the pink dress but with more pearls and needless jewels glued to it to make it needlessly intricate. and the trailer that’s initially not gonna show anything but the dark ocean and brief flashes of what may be a mermaid without fully showing it along with an instrumental version of “Part of your world” and the text that pops up saying “Before Aladdin found his lamp. Before Beauty tamed the Beast, there was a little mermaid who dreamed of something more. Now get ready for the story you love like you’ve never seen it before. Part of your world 2026.”
Extra points for including said teenage actress breathlessly saying a single line from the original movie offscreen to give it ~*meaning*~ like “I want to be…” or something like that.