Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. But we think you’re crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us… In the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain, and an athlete, and a basket case, a princess, and a criminal…
Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, the Breakfast Club.
—  The Breakfast Club

ladydracarysao3  asked:

22. Negotiate with a clown using lines from your favorite movie -- I see Belle and some ridiculous Orlesian type for this, but you do you!

Okay so this was legitimately harder than I thought it would be! XD The movies quoted in this little guy are “Pride and Prejudice” (2005), “The Fifth Element,” “Independence Day,” and “War, Inc.” (not really one of my favorites, but it served its purpose here). I hope you like it.

For @dadrunkwriting.

Pairing: Cullen Rutherford x Belle Dolan (pre-relationship, pseudo-antagonistic)

Rating: T for Teen (language!)


Where Did She Learn to Negotiate Like That?

So this was Lord Bellien. He was a fat, pompous asshat in a clown-like mask who kept blathering at Belle, Josephine, and the Inquisitor about how he didn’t trust the Inquisition and then found spies in his home. All about how his life and the lives of everyone in his estate were so disrupted. It was obnoxious. So she decided to speak only in movie quotes. She had a head full of them from before she fell into Thedas.

“You can only imagine how my servants felt! To know they had an Inquisition spy living among them for weeks! And do you want to know how I felt?”

“As you wish to tell me, I doubt I have any choice in the matter,” Belle said. She could feel the eyes landing on her with every word.

Bellien’s face went red. “You don’t! Our peace in Val Chevin was disrupted entirely!”

“Peace? No peace.” Belle could feel her eyes narrow in that way. The way they always did when she put a target on someone’s forehead.

“You people are ruining my life and the lives of everyone in Thedas!” He was seething. A man far removed from the composed façade he tried to show the other nobility. But he was a minor lord. A man of little import.

“Life, which you so nobly serve, comes from destruction, disorder, and chaos.”

“What?!”

“Business is a uniquely human response to a moral or cosmic crisis. And war is the improvement of investment climates by other means.” She fudged that one a little by mixing different parts of the movie.

“What does business have to do with my life? You expect me to stand here and be insulted with your rhetoric?!” Fuming, impotent, puny man.

“You expect me to rejoice in the inferiority of your circumstances?” she asked, letting the venom drip from each syllable. He was useless to the Inquisition. He had no power, no more friends in high places. She just wanted him gone. They all just wanted him gone. “Get out.”

Lord Bellien huffed and hemmed, letting heavy breaths puff out of his nose. He stood there for too long, as if waiting for some apology that wasn’t coming. Belle understood his mask. He was a fucking clown. A clown that turned tail and marched out of the great hall as haughty and sententious as he’d come in.

Belle sighed and turned to head to the kitchen. If the rest of her day was going to be like that, she needed a glass of water.

“Where did she learn to negotiate like that?” she heard Cullen whisper to Josephine.

Belle smirked as she exited the hall. “I wonder.”

*****

superwholock-stole-my-heart  asked:

I love that movie! Easily one of my favorites!

It is rather interesting isn’t it. The characters are all intriguing. The only problem is Morality has began to obsessively quote the movie.

*glances at Morality* can you please stop?

- Logic

*smiles widely* As you wish

-Morality.

mitch-marns  asked:

A-z

alright. i said i would do it and im doing it. here i go.

Analisa 💛 (i hope she sees this)
Baby bunnies
Connor!!! thats u!!!!!!
Dog kisses
Elephants (i love animals tbh)
Followers. (all of my followers are so incredible and i love you all so much ❤️)
Group chat!! yall have been amazing
Hockey ❤️
Infants (that sounds weird but i love babies. and little kids)
Julia!! my wife 💖
Killing time on the internet
Laz. my school dad. ❤️
Making my friends smile
Nylander. i love willy so much he deserves more tbh
Opening a book for the first time
Petting my dog 🐶
Quoting movies in regular conversation (this was a bit difficult lmao)
Running (usually until my legs give out)
Steph!! my new best friend!!!
Talking to my mutuals (i love u all so much)
Understanding something the first time i read it
Validation. sweet, sweet validation lmao
Waking up on a saturday
Xylophone music. my best friend plays.
Young hockey players. get em all in one go lmao
Zoos. i forget how much i love them until i go and never want to leave.

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Danila atualizou o seu instagram com fotos do momento em que recebe o certificado de Embaixador da Copa do Mundo FIFA 2018. Ele disse que é uma grande honra e responsabilidade e está feliz por fazer parte deste marco que é a próxima Copa do Mundo na Russia. Danila também comentou a respeito do filme #Coach no qual ele estreia como diretor: 

“Esta é a história de uma pequena equipe que irá realizar um milagre. A cena final do filme terá lugar no estádio "Krasnodar”, por isso estou particularmente satisfeito por ser o embaixador da Copa do Mundo de 2018 aqui. Estou ansioso para a Copa das Confederações e, claro, para a Copa do Mundo. Sem mencionar que será muito interessante.“

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Danila updated his instagram with photos from the moment he receives the certificate of Embassador of the 2018 FIFA World Cup. He said it is a great honor and responsibility and he is happy to be part of this event that is the next World Cup in Russia. Danila also commented on the #Coach movie in which he debuts as director:


"This is the story of a small team that will perform a miracle. The final scene of the film will take place at the stadium” Krasnodar “, so I am particularly pleased to be the embassador of the 2018 World Cup here. I look forward to the Confederations Cup and of course to the World Cup. Not to mention it will be very interesting. ”