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my Predictions: 

  • Best Picture: la la land 
  • Best Foreign Film: The Salesman
  • Best Director: Damien Chazelle (la la land)
  • Best Actor: Denzel Washington (fences)
  • Best Actress: Emma Stone (la la land) 
  • Best Supporting Actor: Mahershala Ali (moonlight) 
  • Best Supporting Actress: Viola Davis (fences) 
  • Best Animated Feature: Zootopia
  • Best Animated Short Film: Piper
  • Best Live Short Film: Ennemis Interierus
  • Best Documentary Film: O.J: Made in America 
  • Best Documentary Short: The White Helmets
  • Best Adapted Screenplay: Moonlight 
  • Best Original Screenplay: Manchester by the Sea
  • Best Cinematography: La La Land 
  • Best Film Editing: la la land 
  • Best visual effects: The Jungle Book 
  • Best Sound Editing: Hacksaw Ridge
  • Best Sound Mixing: La La Land 
  • Best Original Score: La La Land 
  • Best Original Song: City of Stars (la la land) 
  • Best Production Design: La La Land 
  • Best Costume Design: Jackie 
  • Best Makup/Hairstyling: Star Trek Beyond

Got back from watching Doctor Strange last night and me and my fiance were talking about how well animated the cape was, how it was like its own character and immediately reminded us of the magic carpet from Aladdin.
Disney you know what to do :P

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TRAIN TO BUSAN

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Autumn In Film: 

Dead Poets Society (1989)

Moonrise Kingdom (2012)

Juno (2007)

Practical Magic (1998)

E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982)

Riding In Cars With Boys (2001)

American Beauty (1999)

Halloween (1978)

When Harry Met Sally (1989) 

Why I didn’t like the Maximum Ride movie

It’s awful. This film only takes half, at most, of what Maximum Ride is about. Let’s rhyme it off.

- The house in the mountains is supposed to be the safest and most comfortable place the flock has ever been to. They. Do. Not. Want. To. Leave. Angel gets captured when the flock are ambushed by a team of Erasers with a CHOPPER while out picking wild strawberries near their secret house in the woods, where they are not cooped up inside all the time; they can go outside and fly around freely.

- Max’s first encounter with Nudge in the film is her threatening and yelling at Nudge. Max is their mother figure; she doesn’t yell at the flock, with the exception of Fang.

- They mis-aged all the characters. Angel is supposed to be 6, Gazzy is 8, Nudge is 11, and Max, Iggy and Fang are 14. Not so in the film.

- Max NEVER had the files on their identities hidden in the house. Ever. Those were found by the flock at the school much later in the storyline.

- When the flock abandoned the house and went on the run, all 5 (not including the captured Angel) were on the way to Lake Mead. Max split from the group to help Ella (the unnamed girl who Max rescued in the film), who was being bullied by several boys, and not from some drunk boyfriend, as Ella is also only 14.

- When Max is shot, Dr. Martinez, who is a VET and not a DOCTOR, examined her and discovered Max’s wings due to the fact that the bullet injured Max’s wing as well as her shoulder. Max was x-rayed and her chip was found in her FOREARM. Dr. Martinez and Ella both know about the Flock and their avian-hybrid capabilities, and in the film, they’re left in the dark and are barely a blip on the plot-line map. Max is then made to wait at somewhere around 3 days before her wing is healed enough to fly to Lake Mead.

- When Max catches up to the flock at Lake Mead, the flock are staying in a CAVE. Not a cabin, with food and warmth and beds. A cave. Eating stolen food out of dumpsters and snacking on some chocolate chip cookies that Dr. Martinez made for Max before Max left. They learn new flying techniques from the family of hawks that nest nearby.

- It appears that all of the flock have chips embedded in them somewhere, as the School seems able to monitor their physical statuses.

- Max is meant to accidentally kill Ari in a one-on-one fight in the sewers below the School while escaping with the flock and several other able-bodied recombinant DNA kids, and Total, the talking dog. Jeb finds Ari as Max is leaving the tunnel behind the rest of the pack, and as Max is flying away, he yells after her that she killed her own brother. Whoops. Way to forget a super important plot twist.

- Max’s first encounter with the Voice, the thing that showed her all those images of her childhood and New York at the end of the film, is supposed to be VERBAL. It’s the VOICE. It speaks.

- They neglected to mention that Ari, Jeb’s son and the main Eraser character of the film, is only 7 years old, and aged physically due to his DNA being effed with when he became and Eraser.

- Angel does actually speak. She doesn’t say a word in the film until almost the end of the movie. She does actually talk.

- Max sees none of those images about her childhood or about a file. She sees images of New York and the word Institution repeated over and over. That is the only clue they have when they set out for New York.

- Nudge is a much more happy-go-lucky character than she is portrayed as in the movie, where she is an emotional, angsty teenager.

- Wtf was with the casting choices, dude? Max needs to be way move average build, not a toothpick. Toothpicks can’t hold their own in a fight against superhuman wolf-men. Fang needed long black hair. Iggy’s wings were supposed to be white, as were Gazzy’s and Angel’s. Not to mention they were all several years too old for their characters. Ew. Just ew.

Other than all that, the pacing was terrible, there was no sense of urgency to the film, and no real sense of danger in the scenes where Angel is being experimented on. The tests in the book were portrayed to be much more severe, and they were more like rat-in-a-maze type tests than intellectual, solve-the-equation type tests.

Also, the scars on their backs are complete BS. The wings fold up small, close to their backs. Not INTO their backs. They don’t just go poof. Sorry. Way to avoid any of the potentially-accurate sciencey bits, Mr. Director. I can’t believe James Patterson signed off on this bullcrap.

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