movie i have watched

me: oh boy oh boy i’m gonna watch Iron Man right the fuck now–shit.

me to my twin: heeey, man. could ya do me, y’know, a quick favor? nothing big or anything, not very important. 

twin: what do you want?

me: y’know it’s no big deal or anything like that. but would you just go into my room and get my movie for me?

twin: no.

me: …why?

twin: why don’t you want to?

me: because of. reasons.

twin: mhm. would these reasons happen to be small? and gross? insect-like, perhaps? 

me, voice cracking: please get my movie for me i don’t wanna go in there

oncest only existed because y’all weren’t brave enough to ship the onceler with the lorax

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can you believe luke was a fashion icon, obsessed with space, stared at the sun for prolonged periods of time, ran away from his problems, and lived alone on a mountain for decades drinking milk and people STILL think hes straight?

Anne’s moment in This Is Me is the closest I’ve ever come to seeing someone just shout “Fight me!” at their love interest in a movie musical and I am absolutely here for it.

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Jeremy: And despite all of their bitching they sung along to all the songs anyway.

Christine: Yeah and then you and Mike were making bedroom eyes at each other during “Love Will Find A Way”.

Rich: Not to mention you wouldn’t shut up about how much you loved Kovu for the entire movie lol

Jeremy: Wha? Hey!!

Michael: Yeah we know you’re a furry but do you have to make it so obvious?

Jeremy: I AM NOT–

Michael: Saying that you have a crush on Kovu immediately results in classifying you as a furry, Jer.

Jeremy: I came out to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now


Bonus:

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