me: oh boy oh boy i’m gonna watch Iron Man right the fuck now–shit.
me to my twin: heeey, man. could ya do me, y’know, a quick favor? nothing big or anything, not very important.
twin: what do you want?
me: y’know it’s no big deal or anything like that. but would you just go into my room and get my movie for me?
twin: why don’t you want to?
me: because of. reasons.
twin: mhm. would these reasons happen to be small? and gross? insect-like, perhaps?
me, voice cracking: please get my movie for me i don’t wanna go in there