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Carmilla Movie Theory

You’ve asked me to tell you a story, to weave you a theory. My inbox sings with your requests to try and jumble everything together. You ask. I’ll deliver. 

Originally posted by loveisweakness-clexa4life

I’ll give it my best shot because there’s nothing I like more than a challenge. We’re sticking to the usual plan of trying to make the most ridiculous but still kinda plausible theory possible. To start us off, here’s what canon information I have to work with.

  1. The Existing Carmilla Mythos - So we naturally have everything from the 3 seasons to work with. You’ve seen the web series. You know.
  2. The Original Trailer - This is the one on the beach that announced the movie. Frankly, I’m curious as to how much of this will actually apply because from my understanding it was put together before they had a script. As a scene, it’s probably cut.  I’m treating the information as canon because I don’t have enough material to be cutting ANY of it.
  3. The New Cast Information - Literally yesterday, we received the names of three new cast members. Seeing as I’m going to make the case that these are all literary references (stay tuned) just their names alone give me info. They are:
    1. Emily Bronte
    2. Charlotte Bronte
    3. The Woman In Black

Now we do our magical conjecture and fun fact building to try and whip it all together into a coherent story. Basically, I’m going to write you a movie because I’m a novelist at heart and a story structure buff. We’re going to try and figure out what we can expect when the movie releases in the fall (?). Buckle up, creampuffs.

 This is going to get 7k words worth of messy from parents to exes to fish gods to old school novellas. 

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Moana Coconut Cupcakes


Yields 16-18 cupcakes

The things you’ll need

Ingredients
  • 1 cup all purpose flour
  • ½ cup cake flour
  • 1 ¼ teaspoons baking powder
  • ¼ teaspoon salt
  • 1 cup sugar
  • ½ cup butter, at room temperature
  • 1 egg
  • 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
  • ½ cup + 2 tablespoons coconut milk
  • ¾ cup sweetened shredded coconut
  • White frosting in a decorating bag fitted with large plain tip
  • Red buttercream frosting in a decorating bag fitted with #2 tip
  • Fine shred coconut, lightly toasted
Equipment
  • Large mixing bowl
  • Medium mixing bowl
  • Hand mixer with beaters
  • Rubber spatula
  • Light blue silicone cupcake liners
  • Cupcake tray
  • Ice cream scoop

Let’s get started!

  1. Preheat oven to 350°F.
  2. In a medium bowl, whisk together the flours, baking powder and salt until well combined.
  3. In a large bowl, use a hand mixer to beat butter and sugar until light and fluffy.
  4. Add egg and vanilla extract and mix well. Scrape down the sides of the bowl as needed.
  5. On low speed, alternate adding the flour mixture and the milk to the butter mixture, beginning and ending with the flour mixture.
  6. Gently fold in shredded coconut.
  7. Scoop batter about 2/3 full into silicon cupcake liners and bake for 14 to 16 minutes.

Time to decorate!

  1. Once the cupcakes have cooled completely, pipe on white frosting and then roll in toasted coconut.
  2. Use a #2 tip to pipe the symbol of the Heart of Te Fiti on top of each cupcake.
  3. TaDa! These Moana Coconut Cupcakes are a treat for the gods!

HEAR ME OUT

a movie with Eva Green and Winona Ryder playing lesbian witches. Their hobbies include baking vegan cupcakes and defeating patriarchy. They have a dog called cerberus. it’s a tibetan mastiff. Movie ends on a scene where they ride a broom into the sunset

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The way you look at someone when you’re in love with them. Everything about them you cannot get enough of. The way they talk, their enthusiasm about the things they’re passionate about, their cute corks they make you smile. Oh Carmilla. You useless love sick Gay Vampire.

“You know, I really am starting to hate this heroic vampire crap”

-Carmilla

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The fact that the Carmilla movie starts filming tomorrow makes me FUCKING ECSTATIC! I am at the height of excitement right now. Eeekkkkk. 💩😊😊😊😊🐳🐧💘💘💘💘💋💖💖💖💋💙💙💙