<b><p></b> <b>Hufflepuff:</b> Do you want to see the new Beauty and the Beast movie?<p/><b>Ravenclaw:</b> *playing "Evermore" loudly*<p/><b>Ravenclaw:</b> I've seen it twice already.<p/><b>Hufflepuff:</b> So is that a no?<p/><b>Ravenclaw:</b> Are you crazy, when's the next showing?<p/></p><p/></p>
“You are generous as you are divine, O king of kings. Such an offer only a madman would refuse. But the, uh, the idea of kneeling, it’s- You see, slaughtering all those men of yours has, uh, well it’s left a nasty cramp in my leg, so kneeling will be hard for me.”
<b>Before seeing Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them:</b> Four more movies????? Holy shit, JKR, stop milking this fucking franchise before you ruin Harry Potter for all of us<p/><b>After seeing it:</b> Give me 300 more movies. Make it into a TV show. I need more soft Hufflepuff autistic Newt Scamander and his beautiful creatures. also Queenie, my dimpled flapper wife<p/></p>
Newt Cosplay For 200… wait what.. oVER 300 FOLLOWERS????!
omg I don’t even know what to say I’m so honored like seriously ;u; thank you so much for your support and kindness as I continue my journey with you on the road to MORE NEWT. Seriously though. Thank you so so so much and I love you all ❤🌱
(ps if anyone caught my text post about Newt’s stick, I had fun laughing about it when I tried to take pictures with the wand in my mouth. It resulted in me dropping it a couple of times. Resolution: don’t make jokes about Newt’s wand and don’t put [the wand] in your mouth)
Pirates of the Caribbean sentence meme! Quotes from all four movies under the cut - 300 total! Send in a sentence or send in ☠ for a random starter!
1. A wedding? I love weddings! Drinks all around! 2. Best start believing in ghost stories. You’re in one. 3. I feel nothing. 4. You’ve seen a ship with black sails that’s crewed by the damned, and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out? 5. But I have seen a ship with black sails. 6. So this is where your heart truly lies, then? 7. I’m actually feeling rather good about this. 8. I thought I had you figured. Turns out you’re a hard man to predict. 9. A dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. 10. Honestly, it’s the honest ones you have to watch out for. 11. So we’re all men of our word, really. 12. Well, you’ve proven they’re mad. 13. That’s not much incentive to fight fair then, is it? 14. In a fair fight, I’d kill you. 15. Put it away. It’s not worth getting beat again. 16. I want you to leave and never come back. 17. I’m disinclined to acquiesce to your request. Means ‘no’. 18. Well, I suppose if it is worthless there’s no point in me keeping it. 19. The code is more what you’d call ‘guidelines’ than actual rules. 20. One good deed is not enough to save a man from a lifetime of wickedness.