Springfield has been overrun by a strange and almost certainly evil sect, calling themselves the Movementarians. In exchange for your home and all your money, the Leader of this way out and.. wrong religion, claims he’ll take believers away on his spaceship to the planet “Blisstonia”. Excuse my editorial laugh. [laughs] But – 

Ladies and gentlemen, I just learned of a change in this station’s management! Welcome, Movementarians! Continue to improve our lives! I love you, perfect Leader.. and new CEO of KBBL broadcasting!