mov:xmfc

realising now that Alex Summers is probably the most relatable character in the x men films

  • he’s traumatised as fuck but acts like nothing is a big deal lets play pin ball and eat oreos
  • doesn’t care too much about jokes against himself like lol haha yeah self detrimental thoughts yay
  • is the epitome of the guy making toast who notices a nuke go off outside, shrugs and walks off
  • looks pretty bored considering he only saw the same four grey walls for who knows how long, you’d think the world would be more fascinating
  • the only times he smiles or laughs he then goes quiet and in his head is like ‘don’t laugh u fuckin mess i am worthless
  • spends most of his time in xmfc looking at other people for reassurance because he acts tough but secretly he is a fragile precious cinnamon roll
  • bitch face for days at everyone’s fuckin stupid ideas
  • got strangled and hung but like who really cares Sean sprained his ankle PROTECT SEAN
  • clearly does not give a shit that his friends are international terrorists they’ll always be rae rae and erik boo to him *pat pat*
  • does not have any tolerance for anyone’s romantic drama bullshit but at the same time has out his popcorn and deck chair
  • immediately asked where Erik was because shit is going down obvsly Erik is involved somehow
  • honestly look at any given scene Alex is in the background of. pause it. zoom in. admire the patented Done
  • manages to be the most stressed and bitter character and yet also the most chill lol you wouldn’t think he wants to fly into the sun
  • is as confused by Hank’s serum as we are and the plot holes in it
  • called a god-like asshole an asshole and prolly died thinking ‘ah ffs’