mov: toy story


Why would Andy want you?! Look at you! You’re a Buzz Lightyear! Any other toy would give up his moving parts just to be you. You’ve got wings, you glow in the dark, you talk, your helmet does that whoosh thing! You are a cool toy! As a matter of fact, you’re too cool. I mean what chance does a toy like me have against a Buzz Lightyear action figure? All I can do is… ‘There’s a snake in my boots!’ Why would Andy ever want to play with me, when he’s got you?

Pixar 1995: What if toys had feelings? Pixar 1998: What if bugs had feelings? Pixar 2001: What if monsters had feelings? Pixar 2003: What if fish had feelings? Pixar 2006: What if cars had feelings? Pixar 2007: What if rats had feelings? Pixar 2008: What if robots had feelings? Pixar 2015: What if feelings had feelings?

When I make too many pun jokes in front of my friends.