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Beer of the night

Sadly tonight’s episode of Modern Family is a re-run. I’ll be drowning my sorrow in beer and watching The Ranch instead.

The beer is Imperial Kvass which is part of the Valve Jockey series of beers from Bent Paddle Brewing in Duluth, MN. This rye brown ale is made with raisins, lemon peel, and spearmint.

“Officer, my breath is minty fresh not because I’m trying to cover up the smell of alcohol but because my alcohol had spearmint in it!” Oh wait a second, that doesn’t sound as smart as I thought it would. Oh well, I’m not driving anywhere tonight.

Valve jockeys are what the brewers there call themselves. I’ve visited many a brewery and indeed there are a lot of valves. No one ever lets me open or close one though.

The Ranch is a series on Netflix Sheila and I just started watching. Ashton Kutcher and the guy who played Hyde on That ‘70s Show are the stars. So far I like it but there’s some sort of odd (but not bad) quality to the video. It’s a 2016 production but something about the picture reminds me of shows recorded in 1977. I can’t quite put my finger on what it is that makes me think that.

anonymous asked:

wait what happened to Zico on Instagram? spill the tea hunty

So something was posted onto Cass’s instagram (for the ones that don’t know Cass is a Korean beer company that Jiho is a model of right now). Some troll commented on the post saying Zico looks like a dick and I’m just like when did dick start looking so fine or have I been looking at the wrong types

Originally posted by n-wordbelike

This boy I guess was checking himself out on the Instagram saw the comment and had reply to him “Come and say it to me in person”. Of course when this went down I was doing some boring shit but when I found out I was like

Originally posted by isthisevenfuckingreal

Then Cass freaked the fuck out and just deleted the whole post. Not the comment from Zico or the troll but the whole damn post lol. I needed this too since I was like Jiho gotten really soft and that cool but I love that boy that hurt feelings that was more blunt. I’m not talking about his try hard shit either I’m talking about the real person under it all. He out here trying to be a American rapper which he knows nothing about when he already part thug. You look at Jiho and he the type to run up on a nigga and fight him in the streets.

Ima tough cookie shut the fuck up I need to see your 480p street fight video on worldstar before I die. I need to see testosterone Jiho that breaks through his friends to fight some dude…I’m already hot and bothered just off his comments now imagine me if this ever happened