mountain of bones

Films I can´t get tired at.

Titanic, 1997.

Pride and Prejudice, 2005.

One Day, 2011. 

Crazy Stupid Love, 2011.

The Great Gatsby, 2013.

Grease, 1978.

Cold Mountain, 2003.

The Notebook, 2004.

Love Actually, 2003.

Moulin Rouge, 2001.

Anna Karenina, 2012. 

V for Vendetta, 2005.

The Lovely Bones, 2009.

Bridget Jones’s Diary, 2001.

Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason, 2004.

Easy A, 2010.

Catch Me If You Can, 2001.

P.S. I Love You, 2007.

Tracklist:
1. Will It Rain in Soho? No! No! No! No!
2. Andy’s Back in Town
3. Let’s Go and Meet the Grey King
4. Goths Live Everywhere!
5. You Can Still Have Fun When You’re a Goth
6. Let’s Learn Car Safety, with the Goths!
7. Goths Can Dress Themselves
8. Goths Go to the Beach
9. Then and Now, Goths Are Great!
10. Goths Use a Computer! Wow!
11. Let’s Meet a Goth from Portugal
12. So Long Goths! See You Soon!

The Ultimate Jedi Who Wastes All the Other Jedi and Eats Their Bones

Stay true to the path young Jedi
Cleave to the precepts you’re given
Remember those who went before and cleared a way for you
Let your deeds give hope and comfort to the living
Let your deeds give hope and comfort to the living

Do your best in city or in swampland
Peace over anger, honor over hate
At the end of all your days one Jedi waits for you
With the dust of Jedi bones piled high like parsnips on his plate
With the dust of Jedi bones piled up like parsnips on his plate

Specifically just their bones
All the soft parts you can keep
“It’s the bones that have the calcium”, so he says
The long feast will be filmed for mass consumption
The cameras Rian’s got these days are unimaginably high-res

Despair not for the end that waits for you
Fear not the fire in which your flesh must burn
All the Jedi from all the planets in this putrid universe
Get eaten by this last one and now it’s your turn
They get eaten by this last one and now it’s your turn

Bones, bones, bones, bones, bones
Bones, bones, bones, bones, bones
The ultimate Jedi who wastes all the other Jedi has eaten up all their bones
All their bones, bones, bones, bones, bones

Unreleased 

“all right so I see that while I was doing a phone interview some of you noticed this already but you may remember on Friday I was joking around with @rianjohnson about his big Star Wars news, and the joke was "have you then rejected my song?” whose title, at that point just an of-the-moment joke, was “The Ultimate Jedi Who Wastes All the Other Jedi and Eats Their Bones.” @rianjohnson responded, right here on twitter dot com: PLEASE WRITE THIS. Who am I to turn down the guy who directed “Ozymandias”? Not me, not this guy. I set to work immediately. It is important that the world learn the truth of this Jedi. But where to host? I don’t know if y'all know this but a lot of people are into Star Wars. So I wrote to @rianjohnson, and I’m like, here’s the tune, right. and he’s like “Should I put it on my Soundcloud?” And I’m like “rest up, do that on Monday!” So here’s the song. Enjoy!“

—from Twitter

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The Ultimate Jedi Who Wastes All the Other Jedi and Eats Their Bones – The Mountain Goats

Speaking of political songs, I was joking around with Rian Johnson on Twitter and I was saying how there’s an urgent need to speak out about the many deeds of the ultimate Jedi who wastes all the other Jedi and eats their bones. Rian agreed, and told me to get to work, that the story must be told! So I wrote the song and recorded it with a little help from my kids, who you’ll hear excitedly jumping in and out of the room while I work. Enjoy!

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