1. Will It Rain in Soho? No! No! No! No!
2. Andy’s Back in Town
3. Let’s Go and Meet the Grey King
4. Goths Live Everywhere!
5. You Can Still Have Fun When You’re a Goth
6. Let’s Learn Car Safety, with the Goths!
7. Goths Can Dress Themselves
8. Goths Go to the Beach
9. Then and Now, Goths Are Great!
10. Goths Use a Computer! Wow!
11. Let’s Meet a Goth from Portugal
12. So Long Goths! See You Soon!
The Ultimate Jedi Who Wastes All the Other Jedi and Eats Their Bones
Stay true to the path young Jedi Cleave to the precepts you’re given Remember those who went before and cleared a way for you Let your deeds give hope and comfort to the living Let your deeds give hope and comfort to the living
Do your best in city or in swampland Peace over anger, honor over hate At the end of all your days one Jedi waits for you With the dust of Jedi bones piled high like parsnips on his plate With the dust of Jedi bones piled up like parsnips on his plate
Specifically just their bones All the soft parts you can keep “It’s the bones that have the calcium”, so he says The long feast will be filmed for mass consumption The cameras Rian’s got these days are unimaginably high-res
Despair not for the end that waits for you Fear not the fire in which your flesh must burn All the Jedi from all the planets in this putrid universe Get eaten by this last one and now it’s your turn They get eaten by this last one and now it’s your turn
Bones, bones, bones, bones, bones Bones, bones, bones, bones, bones The ultimate Jedi who wastes all the other Jedi has eaten up all their bones All their bones, bones, bones, bones, bones
“all right so I see that while I was doing a phone interview some of you noticed this already but you may remember on Friday I was joking around with @rianjohnson about his big Star Wars news, and the joke was "have you then rejected my song?” whose title, at that point just an of-the-moment joke, was “The Ultimate Jedi Who Wastes All the Other Jedi and Eats Their Bones.” @rianjohnson responded, right here on twitter dot com: PLEASE WRITE THIS. Who am I to turn down the guy who directed “Ozymandias”? Not me, not this guy. I set to work immediately. It is important that the world learn the truth of this Jedi. But where to host? I don’t know if y'all know this but a lot of people are into Star Wars. So I wrote to @rianjohnson, and I’m like, here’s the tune, right. and he’s like “Should I put it on my Soundcloud?” And I’m like “rest up, do that on Monday!” So here’s the song. Enjoy!“
The Ultimate Jedi Who Wastes All the Other Jedi and Eats Their Bones – The Mountain Goats
Speaking of political songs, I was joking around with Rian Johnson on
Twitter and I was saying how there’s an urgent need to speak out about
the many deeds of the ultimate Jedi who wastes all the other Jedi and
eats their bones. Rian agreed, and told me to get to work, that the
story must be told! So I wrote the song and recorded it with a little
help from my kids, who you’ll hear excitedly jumping in and out of the
room while I work. Enjoy!