mountain dew freeze

I’m sitting in Taco Bell next to the most stereotypical high school white boys. All four of them are drinking Mountain Dew freezes, they keep calling each other f*gs and laughing about what would happen if they screamed that in SF, they’re fondly reminiscing about pranks they did like throwing a bucket of chicken at a car and crunching their Doritos over packages of their friends’ Oreos, and they’ve used the n-word casually like ten times. I could not make this stuff up if I tried.