moulin rouge headcanon

Phantom of the Opera characters as songs from Moulin Rouge because I am utter trash

Christine- Your Song (because it’s so sweet and beautiful and musically wonderful but not overbearingly dramatic)

Carlotta- Sparkling Diamonds (because it’s totally glitzy and diva-y and don’t try and tell me Carlotta wouldn’t be perfect singing the chorus of Material Girl)

Raoul- Elephant Love Medley (because it’s all about love and totally sweet even though it’s a little frantic at first)

Erik- Tango Du Roxanne (because he’s a dramatic butt who probably loves tangos and pretending like he knows better than everyone)

Daroga- Like a Virgin (because God knows his whole life is crazily trying to distract a lovesick maniac)

BUT JUST IMAGINE ERIK AND DAROGA DOING LIKE A VIRGIN

AND THEM ALL DOING LADY
MARMALADE

So, how about a Kylux Moulin Rouge AU?  Imagine:

  • Hux is Christian, moved to get away from his military father because he wants to be a writer
  • Kylo Ren is Satine (though he can’t actually sing, he uses the Force to make people think he can)
  • The Knights of Ren are the Diamond Dogs
  • Phasma is Zidler
  • of course Snoke is the Duke, he wants nothing more than to possess Kylo
  • Poe (with trusty BB-8) is Toulouse
  • Finn is our friend the narcoleptic Argentinian who starts it all by falling through Hux’s ceiling
  • Rey saves Kylo from Snoke
  • the elephant is now an AT-AT
  • the windmill has solar sails to collect energy

I’m never going to write this, so go, be free!  Make it yours!  Do beautiful pictures of Hux going scruffy standing next to Kylo in a corset!  (though I’d love to be tagged)