motivational batman

  • my dad: I was reading online that people wanted to give captain america a boyfriend
  • me: yeah
  • my dad: I wonder why?
  • me: well I feel like people want more LGBT representation-
  • my dad: no yeah I understand that but why pick captain america?
  • me:
  • me: well I think-
  • my dad: [gasps] Bucky

with the way he is, if he found out, he might even stop eating lobster thermidor entirely. there’s no way I could do that to him… plus, I can tolerate seafood. ..but I will admit eating it nearly every night can get annoying.

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THE SIGNS AS DEVELOPED VS UNDERDEVELOPED

As children, we are our moon signs. In adolescence our sun sign starts making an appearance, but is clumsy and underdeveloped. Here are examples what the underdeveloped sign is like, versus the mature and fully developed sign. Sometimes, our sun sign never fully develops until middle age or never at all.

Aries Underdeveloped: Brash, aggressive, violent, impulsive. (The Incredible Hulk from Marvel)

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Aries Developed: Lively, optimistic, brave, strong. (Jasmine from Disney’s Aladdin)

Originally posted by animated-disney-gifs


Taurus Underdeveloped: Greedy, stubborn, lazy, possessive. (Homer Simpson from The Simpsons)

Originally posted by dropneurons


Taurus Developed: Gentle, determined, protective, generous. (Katniss Everdeen from the Hunger Games)

Originally posted by mockingjaysource


Gemini Underdeveloped: Manipulative, anxious, flighty, “two-faced”. (Loki from Marvel)

Originally posted by littlemisssyreid


Gemini Developed: Intelligent, curious, adaptable, friendly (Rapunzel from Disney’s Tangled)

Originally posted by petcanadian


Cancer Underdeveloped: Temperamental, self-pitying, pessimist, clingy. (Dudley Dursley from Harry Potter)

Originally posted by dziesiemdziesiat


Cancer Developed: Creative, loving, protective, leader. (Sailor Moon from Sailor Moon)

Originally posted by ayaarin


Leo Underdeveloped: Vain, power-hungry, domineering, calculating. (Uncle Scar from Disney’s The Lion King)

Originally posted by anisspotter

Leo Developed: Warm, generous, confident, loyal. (Mufasa from Disney’s The Lion King)

Originally posted by iclalove


Virgo Underdeveloped: Cold, unwelcoming, solitary, afraid. (Elsa, in the beginning of Disney’s Frozen)

Originally posted by weissrose


Virgo Developed: Smart, witty, independent, analytical. (Hermione Granger from Harry Potter)

Originally posted by pansyknowsallthingspotter


Libra Underdeveloped: Catty, sly, self-absorbed, indecisive. (Regina George from Mean Girls)

Originally posted by certan


Libra Developed: Charismatic, peace-loving, clever, fair. (Elle Woods from Legally Blonde)

Originally posted by queenc-x


Scorpio Underdeveloped: Intimidating, jealous, demanding, secretive. (Marla Singer from Fight Club)

Originally posted by voldemortunannesi


Scorpio Developed: Intuitive, faithful, determined, unafraid. (Natasha Romanova i.e. Black Widow from Marvel)

Originally posted by return-of-the-meatloaf


Sagittarius Underdeveloped: Chaotic, uncaring, careless, arrogant. (Harley Quinn from DC Comics)

Originally posted by warnerbrosuk


Sagittarius Developed: Endlessly optimistic, honest, adventurous, quick-witted. (Anna from Disney’s Frozen)

Originally posted by thedisneyprincessposts-blog

Capricorn Underdeveloped: Selfish, apathetic, serious, frugal. (Voldemort from Harry Potter)

Originally posted by yerr-a-wizard-harry


Capricorn Developed: Disciplined, motivated, reliable, logical. (Batman from DC Comics)

Originally posted by andresisbatman


Aquarius Underdeveloped: Controlling, aloof, special snowflake, extremists. (Violet Harmon from American Horror Story Murder House)

Originally posted by d--naichingeru--b


Aquarius Developed: Friendly, entertaining, unique, inventive. (Luna Lovegood from Harry Potter)

Originally posted by your-harry-potter-imagines


Pisces Underdeveloped: Unpredictable, paranoid, escapist, irresponsible. (Cassie Ainsworth from Skins)

Originally posted by guavananas


Pisces Developed: Selfless, compassionate, eccentric, sensitive. (Alice from Disney’s Alice in Wonderland)

Originally posted by lewis-carroll

  • wonder woman: hey bruce, uh, question
  • batman: shoot
  • wonder woman: what's mr. freeze's motivation again
  • batman: his wife is sick + in suspended animation, he's also sick, wants to find a cure
  • wonder woman: so like. loss of a loved one basically
  • batman: more or less
  • wonder woman: right, right, and he's planning to do this...
  • batman: well he's a brilliant researcher so mostly he crimes for funding
  • wonder woman: and your day job is?
  • batman: owner of an incredibly successful corporation, practically the cornerstone of the Gotham economy
  • batman: why do you ask

anonymous asked:

Justice League Dark is getting a live action film. I think it follows the comics more closely than the animated movie, though, so it won't have Batman.

you know, if i was in charge of the DC movies, batman would be in every single one. he’d be the stan lee cameo. he doesn’t even need a solo film, you see, because this explains batman better than any movie plot ever could.

he’d be in the wonder woman movie, for fuck’s sake, and it’s WWI. he didn’t even exist then, but is that going to stop him? no. he appears on krypton right before it blows up, the camera pans for a moment during the aquaman movie and there’s batman, in the cave, glaring back out at you. he gives you a thumbs down. he shakes his head disapprovingly at hal jordan during the green lantern corps movie.

and the law at DC headquarters would be that that, whenever asked about the bat cameos, you go on about the mandela effect, you laugh it off. the bat cameos don’t exist, i, a WB exec, say. behind me there’s a panel clearly depicting a picture of batman buying a bag of grapes from the flash movie.

maybe after the joke’s gone on long enough, in further parody, i order an after credits scene. maybe on the man of steel sequel. the after credits scene is robin’s patrol camera, and he’s talking to batman. it’s revealed that they’re planning to party crash the gotham city sirens. in the next movie, robin and batman can be seen inside mcdonald’s. robin is waving. he has a milkshake.