2017 Mother’s Day Gift Guide
There is still time to find mom the perfect gift for Mother’s Day - It’s Like They Know Us is here to help!
1. This new built-in vacuum means Mom won’t miss a minute of her favorite activity - cleaning up after everyone.
“I just love our time at the beach.”
2. Does Mom’s midsection needs a post-birth system reminiscent of TRON? Then cram her belly wobbles into this bad-boy!
“I used to have ‘Jabba The Hutt tummy,’ now I look just like Rebecca Romijn! Thanks Belly-Tron!”
3. What about new and innovative ways to strap children to her body? We’ve got ‘em all!
“Baby Strap not only holds my baby, but it also subdues him into not wailing like a banshee while trying to throw himself head-first onto the floor! Amazing!”
“I’m always on the look-out for new ways to let the children ruin my body”
4. And every mom needs a chance to relax and recharge
“Pets are supposed to be relaxing and so is yoga - the poopy cat claws in my belly are just a bonus.”
5. Or maybe something to stare at instead of sleeping?
“This is new baby display basket is just perfect,” you would think to yourself if you weren’t a polypropylene mannequin.