motherfuxkers

sympalissma  asked:

Ben drowned for the character thing !!

send me a character and i’ll tell you

  • their blog url meldamahzeldas
  • the kind of posts they reblog video game glitches and unicorns
  • the first person they followed suppermariobroth
  • what kind of theme they’d have idk but it has a pastel color scheme
  • what kind of text posts they make at 2am ‘glub glub motherfuxker’

anonymous asked:

Stamina anon here- we couldn’t stay together because he was cheating and also a piece of shit but I’ll forever remember the insane sex drive. I got four rounds out of my last ex once but that was when he took supplements to keep going. I honestly though don’t have sexual attraction for anyone??? I just have sex drive but people usually ruin my drive I have to zone them out. I bought so many toys. I need a robot. I need a hoseok or seokjin or Namjoon or taehyung robot or hell maybe all of BTS

bruv you’d run all seven of those hoes down damn, but wow that sucks. I hate assholes, had he not been a cheating motherfuxker then would he have been ‘the one’

xxNiNi

Lean on- Derek Hale

Authprs note: Sorry it took so long :( I also added Y/N for the others because lets be real this request is excellent. We fell in a hole pt. 2 will be up by friday.

novakahne​ asked: Helloooo! Can you do a Derek imagine where he and the reader (nova) get into a huge argument because she was annoying him with questions about the supernatural,but it was just the wrong time, and Derek snaps at her. And it just escalates to a huge fight where Derek says things he shouldn’t have(crosses a line) but he realizes too late and the reader leaves his house and just pure angst! But they make up at the end. Can it pls be long? Thanks!!!!

Word Count: 1001 ugh sorry it’s short.

Warnings: Swearing. Fluff

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Happy New Year 2017 & because they look so nearly the same.

“Mr. Deadpool, they are coming!”
“Don’t dare touching Spidey’s butt, it’s mine and no motherfuxker can defeat Deadpool!”

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Other PS for their movie (some of them were made long time ago and my skill is still suck)

Concept / Advertisement / Stills / Toys  1  2  3  4  5  6  7 

Christmas

On set

Movie poster 1  2 3 4

Movie timeline concept:

- Their first meet

- Wade got cancer

- Wade loss memory and meet again

- Fell in love again

- Fighting scene 1 2 (this PS)

- Under the moon

- Fighting scene 2

- Last scene

Special collection on Blu-ray

Maybe more PS will be added into list!

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Speaking of, WS has pets now. And better leveling, better attunement, a LOT more stuff to do at fifty, SO MANY housing improvements, and an active rp community. I understand pvp isn’t perfect yet, but seriously, the he gets tons better every few months. Each drop is the new Best Drop Ever. If you’ve been waiting to return, it’s time to do it.

Ok literally their performance is the greatest thing I ever saw! 😍
Michael: his hair was so fucking straight I died
Calum: his fucking tattoos were showing so much and the whole front of his hair is blonde
Luke: he literally wore his black and white shirt and looked like a sexy limp noodle
Ashton:a sexy motherfuxker who played the shit out of the drums and was hot af