motherfucking this!

  • Felicity: Hi!
  • Oliver: ๐Ÿ˜
  • Felicity: *chews on pen*
  • Oliver: ๐Ÿ˜
  • Felicity: *tilts her head*
  • Oliver: ๐Ÿ˜
  • Felicity: *looks at him*
  • Oliver: ๐Ÿ˜
  • Felicity: *babbles*
  • Oliver: ๐Ÿ˜
  • Felicity: *drugs him*
  • Oliver: ๐Ÿ˜
  • Felicity: *saves him*
  • Oliver: ๐Ÿ˜
  • Felicity: *walks in*
  • Oliver: ๐Ÿ˜
  • Felicity: *talks tech*
  • Oliver: ๐Ÿ˜
  • Felicity: *illegally hacks into dangerous places*
  • Oliver: ๐Ÿ˜
  • Felicity: *gets hurt/dirty/messed up*
  • Oliver: ๐Ÿ˜
  • Felicity: *swivels in her chair*
  • Oliver: ๐Ÿ˜
  • Felicity: *fucks his brains out*
  • Oliver: ๐Ÿ˜
  • Felicity: *breaks his heart*
  • Oliver: ๐Ÿ˜
  • Felicity: *loves him*
  • Oliver: ๐Ÿ˜
  • Felicity: *breathes* *exists*
  • Oliver: ๐Ÿ˜
  • Washington: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?
  • Jefferson: Have everyone stand.
  • Madison: Bring three more chairs.
  • Burr: The best seven of the lot can sit down.
  • Hamilton: Kill three.

PINK SEASON SENTENCE STARTERS !

varying sentence starters from pink guy’s / filthy frank’s album, pink season, organized in order of the tracklist.
very long post. different triggers apply, you’ve been warned !

❛ i don’t got time for another little bitch ! ❜
❛ are you fucking serious ?
❛ stay the fuck out of my business. ❜
❛ i don’t fuck with pussies, call me gay. ❜
❛ i don’t fuck with cunts, call me homo. ❜
❛ i got a gun. ❜
❛ what the fuck are you doing ?
❛ this is some fucking bullshit. ❜
❛ this ain’t a fucking game, bitch. ❜
❛ shut the fuck up. ❜
❛ you’re a fucking cunt. ❜
❛ nobody even wants you here. ❜
❛ can you shut your fucking mouth ?
❛ you’re just really fucking dense. ❜
❛ are you stupid or disabled ?
❛ come && catch these hands. ❜
❛ i hope you win the lottery && die the next day, && your daughter has to see you get lowered to your grave. ❜
❛ ooh, that was a little dark. ❜
❛ i’m sorry. ❜
❛ very poor taste. ❜
❛ i shouldn’t have said that. ❜
❛ i do it for my city. ❜
❛ please stop calling me gay. ❜
❛ it was just a little mistake. ❜
❛ i regret to inform you, i fucked your girls pussy. ❜
❛ she’s so nice. ❜
❛ she lets me use her body. ❜
❛ i treat her badly, but she comes back every time. ❜
❛ it goes to show that none of these hoes are worth a dime. ❜
❛ hello, i would like to schedule you to pick me up, as i am on the prowl for pussy. ❜
❛ i’m cooking all the dumplings. ❜
❛ i’m cooking up a storm, boy, none of that beef shit. ❜
❛ they say i’m the man in your nightmares. ❜
❛ that’s a personal issue. ❜
❛ i’m a motherfucking meme machine. ❜
❛ without memes, i will die. ❜
❛ i’m tryna get my dick wet. ❜
❛ feminism: the pussy’s in charge. ❜
❛ flex like david ike. ❜
❛ i think i know the truth. ❜
❛ high school sucks. ❜
❛ i got these pussy bitches wailing like the japanese. ❜  
❛ breathing more cushion than the seat’s got. ❜
❛ i’m here to be an act, not a role model. ❜
❛ suck my dick. ❜
❛ we fall again. ❜
❛ i never thought i’d see you come from beneath me. ❜
❛ everything is dark && empty && i don’t know how to fix it. ❜
❛ i don’t know why i feel like shit. ❜
❛ i’m dying inside. ❜
❛ i think there’s something wrong with me. ❜
❛ every time i go outside i look like i’ve been doing meth. ❜
❛ you think this is about my feelings ?
❛ when the sun go down, i’m sippin on lean. ❜
❛ if you really didn’t care, you’d let it be. ❜  
❛ take a look around, motherfucker, everyone’s diggin’ me. ❜
❛ i live in a constant state of fear && misery. ❜
❛ do you miss me anymore ?
❛ i don’t even notice when it hurts anymore. ❜
❛ what’s wrong with the world ? ❜    

just finished season 1!

Jesus fuck, Mooney is the hardest motherfucker in Gotham, and her new look reflects that.

Also, the scene with Ed freaking out all the way to a probable psychotic break was some messed up shit and I’m just gonna… Preemptively ban him from relationships with women from here on out, okay? PLEASE RUN, KRISTEN.

Garbage bird is gonna get pushed off that ledge, too, because, um, that’s water down there, and he just shoved the woman Butch loves off by the same ledge, so…