motherfucking spring!

Opinions of NewHus that no one asked for now that I’ve had a weekend to digest the designs (I haven’t grabbed the demo yet).

  • Etarnation the ButterFairy: Cute design, but not outlandish enough to avoid being dropped into the same bin as all other non-Clownpiece fairies.
  • Nemu Nemu Yea: I’m not sure what part of ZUN’s art evolution is more shocking, boobs or hands. We might collectively have to stop making the jokes. Anyway, best of the three by a pretty wide margin. The bow on the meat cleaver is the most hilarious prop since Rin’s wheelbarrow.
  • LILY MOTHERFUCKING WHITE BACK TO SPRING ALL UP IN YOUR GRILL HELL YES
  • Perfect Cherry Blossom Too Good For This World, Too Pure: Feels like a tryhard EXTREEEEEEEME Kyouko on ZUN’s part, honestly. Impossible to dislike, though, of course, so he’s at least partially succeeded.


Basically everyone is at least decent-to-good but I only have faith in Serial Killer Eyes the Mountain Hag’s ability to carry my interest any higher than generic. Still, this is the most interested I’ve been in a game’s collective first half since SA. (Sorry to all the KageWakas out there.)

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Name: Ravel
Nickname: Ravioli, Rooster, Razzles, Razzle Dazzle.
Zodiac Sign: Scorpio
Height: 5'6"
Sexuality: Ace
Single/Taken: Polyamorous, currently have the best gf.
Nationality: American.
Hobbies: Learning.
Religion: Neutral Good
Favourite Fruit: Motherfucking huckleberries.
Favourite Season: Spring.
Favourite Book: Ender’s Game atm, looking for a new fav.
Favourite Flower: It pretty.
Favourite Scent: Deep hug.
Favourite Colour: Rose gold.
Favourite Animal: Lionn
Favourite TV show: Samurai Jack.
Coffee, Tea or Hot Chocolate?: You fool. I want them all together in one cup.
Average sleep: 6, looking for 8.
Cat or Dog Person: Neither, though I do love them both.
Favourite Fictional Character: Richard. 
Number of Blankets I Sleep With: About 7
Dream Trip: Somehow do that “backpack through Europe with musical instrument” thing where you pay for your trip though being a real life Bard. I get the sinking suspicion it wouldn’t work out as well as its been romanticized but a boy can dream.

But also I don’t really want to travel through Europe, I’d rather start in Southern Russia and make my way down to the Pacific Islands. 
Blog Created: Well I created this blog when I was around 16, so that would be 6 years ago? 2011.
Number of Followers: 420 BLASE IT. (I’m not joking)

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happy spring c morning

“HAPPY FUCKING SPRING C MORNING!”

Bitty wakes up to the sound of Shitty sprinting up the stairs, shouting his fool head off. Oh. Goodness. It’s nearly 11, and he’s slept in… at least it’s a weekend… but goodness, he’s groggy. He lies in bed, staring at the ceiling, trying to get used to the nearly-noon sunlight streaming in through his window like nobody’s business. So bright. So much of it.

“JAAAACK. HAPPY SPRING C MORNING!”

mumblemumble “..what is…”

“Drink up, drink up, drink early and often, my man, today is a day to party! I’m goin out there–”

mumblemumble “…my chair…”

“–I gotta greet the world!”

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See this? The view from my backyard. Looks nice, doesn’t it? A happy, sunny day, right?

WRONG. THIS RIGHT HERE IS LIKE STEPPING OUTSIDE AND INTO SATAN’S ASSHOLE. THIS RIGHT HERE IS 45*C HEAT WITH 80% HUMIDITY.

THIS IS NOT EVEN SUMMER. THIS IS SPRING, MOTHERFUCKERS, AND I HOPE YOU’RE ALL ENJOYING YOUR FUCKING NUTMEG TEA AND BITCH ASS BLANKETS OVERSEAS WHILE WE SWEAT OUT OUR OWN GODDAMN BLOOD THROUGH OUR PORES.