motherfucking ship

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I’ve been called disgusting because of my OTPs about 15 times last month.

Please please PLEASE don’t treat us less human just because you think shipping our OTPs is not right. NO exceptions. You will not become a better person nor make the world a better place by doing that. We won’t stop shipping it, there will only be more hate.

Update: half of those who reblog it don’t understand exactly what I meant here, so I’ll say it boldly: this comic is for those who receive hate because they ship underage/incest/abuse ships and such, not just ships that are unpopular. You say it’s illegal? I’m desperate to see a screenshot of the law which says “shipping fictional characters is prohibited when…”, including the number of the law, name of it’s country (bc I’m not american) and everything. You say it’ll make us want to have such relationships in real life? Well I’m sure you’ve read a lot of books with criminal characters, and you liked them, and apparently that means you’re gonna be criminals too.

I hate it when my words get interpreted the wrong way, so stop saying shit like “oh of course if it’s not about pedophilia!!!”. Yes. Yes it fucking is.

Which half of your otp tries to seduce the other half with a romantic candlelight dinner and which half sends the ‘lemme smash’ video with a shitty winking emoji

headcannon: after being launched into the stratosphere, summer and raven make eye contact in the forest

My thoughts about my favorite animes.
  • Haikyuu!!: so whut if im smol bitch I can jump on u like a cricket
  • Days: run run run run run run run u feking smol uke
  • Free!: haru, no, wtf. Makoto jus wunna luv chu
  • Yuri!!! On ice: WE WERE BORN TO MOTHERFUCKING SHIP VIKTUURI YOU FUCKING HEAr ME?! They fekin
  • Black butler: soz likez, cross dressing, booty shorts and hawt butlers.
  • Death note: I'm kira, I'm not kira, I'm kira, I'm not kira. WHO TF IS REALLY KIRA LIKE SRSLY ASFDASKS
  • ATTACK ON TITAN: lolz......
  • Owari (oyaoi) no seraph: mika u poor lil yandere bitch just feking kill dem all already.
  • Pokemon: so likez...tf u still young bruh?
  • Ouran highschool host club: LOLOLOLOL I WANNA BREAK A FEKIN VACE TOO IF I CAN TAP DAT ASS FEK YAS
  • KISS X SIS: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN.
  • BOKU NO PICO: a better love story than twilight *wipez le tears*

since it’s about time I threw one of these up, have a starter call! just stab that heart if you’d like something, and feel free to come to me with any ideas you might have if you’d like! you can also request a specific verse, or allow me to pick one at random.

*Sideblogs can like from a main blog and reply with the url.
**Multimuses please specify muse/s.

WAIT SO THIS IS A THING? THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO NEED MORE THAN ONE DAY TO FINISH A BOOK?!? like how can u sleep without knowing how it ends i’m so confused