motherfucking royals

-Adore leaves the show -phi phi got played by herself and the producers -Alyssa robbed -Tatiana robbed - Katya robbed -Roxxy making it to the top four -Alaska blatantly selected to win

Originally posted by logotv

"I'm just a bitch with money and power, but I make it look good."

- King George iii

on the first day of school
  • teacher: so tell the class a little bit about yourself
  • me: Hey hey hey HEYYYY Put cha lighter’s up! Ganja’s in the house!!! ow ! As you can tell from my accent I am from Dallas, Tex-ass! And it was not very easy growing up looking like this ! Whether I was playing in my grandma’s clothes or putting on a show for my well-organized alphabetically-ordered beanie babies, I was guh guh guh GAY! Okaaaay! But it wasn’t until I moved to Los Angeles that I discovered Marijuana, I mean I like to smoke, y’all I am just flying as high as your receding hairline! OKAY! Marijuana really does help me calm down, so y’all, I went to Valencia where they film the TV show Weeds! Now, y’all, it’s very dry, it’s almost kinda like your vagina! Can I get an amen?!? Now y’all, I am a treehugger because if it ain’t green, HUH I’m not interested! OKCURRRRRRRR!
first day of school
  • classmate: I've missed you so much, this year is going to be the best school year omfg I can't wait for us to turn up together
  • me: THIS IS NOT RUPAUL'S BEST FRIEND RACE
If you watch rpdr let's be friends Yea?

Follow me so I can follow back I need more queens in my life and friends who get why I love them. Esp if you’re a fan of
.Adore
.Pearl
.Jujubee
.Bianca
.Raven
.Raja
.Latrice
.Trixie
.Miss Fame
.Max
.Violet chachki
.Phi Phi
.Alaska
.Detox
.Roxxy

.Katya