Friend:“I don’t even understand why you ship them they’re not even gay or cannon.You seriously have an obsession.”
Me:“Never fucking speak to me or my 37 opened fanfic tabs ever again.This is why you will never find true love, for fucks sake you would’nt recognize it if it was slaping you across the face with a fucking dildo while twerking to some sappy love song screaming”I FUCKING LOVE YOU”in a motherfucking hot dog costume, you closed minded asshat.”
rating: pg-13 / genre: strangers to lovers / warnings: swearing
word count: 3900
description: dan knew he was getting a new neighbour but he wasn’t expecting their first meeting to involve the guy’s giant shiba inu running into his apartment and tackling him to the floor. fate works in mysterious ways, though, he supposes.
gmw band au♬ album information + we are mad dogs (band picks)
t r i v i a // mad dogs’ first compilation album. released a year after their final tour and official break-up, the album serves as a surprise to fans for sticking with them and enjoying their music. the concept was pitched by zay before they left on their last world tour, and completed upon returning home. each band member selected the five tracks of all their songs that meant the most to them and then offered commentary / trivia in pre-tracks for a richer, more intriguing listening experience. it serves as the last “band chat” i.e., all the bandmates talking to the fans together through an album.
[ FM ][ ZB ] [ LF ] [ DW]
o p e n i n g c o m m e n t a r y:
ZB: Hello. Anybody there? Hi!
ZB: Hey, fans! Lucas, say hello.
[ All of them laugh. ]
FM: That was anti-climatic.
LF: You put all this pressure on me. We could’ve just moved past it. The moment had passed.
DW: He put you on blast. It’s been recorded. Forever.
LF: I hate it when that happens.
ZB: Okay, okay. Okay. [ Through giggles. ] So! If you guys are listening to this it means our final tour has ended and we’ve officially released We Are Mad Dogs, which is hopefully what you’re listening to right now. Otherwise, I don’t know how you’re hearing this and that’s a little terrifying.