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Have you had any of my top 5 burgers? If not, this is the only top 5 list you need!
@dipflippo
@motherflipperuk
@burgerbeartom
@bleeckerburger
@porkyslondon

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i liked one bit because i was thinking about the lack of substantial lady characters in the movie, and then Christopher Walkens character made the exact same comment (there’s some freaky fourth wall shit goin on) and yeah crazy woo weird hey get out of my brain

pyromantic-princess asked:

NATE MY NERD NOODLE LOVE. YOU'RE INCREDIBLE AND ILYSM. DOWNGRADE? NAH MOTHERFLIPPER UR A PUREBLOOD TOP NOTCH CELESTIAL ANGEL DELIGHT AND I HOPE YOU FEEL OK SOON. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH YOU GLORIOUS APRICOT EHSJSJSJZJZSN I WILL WHISPER IT TO PLANTS AND HOPE YOU GET THE MESSAGE. BLESS YOUR SOUL YOU ORECIOUS DORK MEME. For real though you're amazing and lovely and super precious ilysm u prince of memes<3 x

THIS IS THE BEST MESSAGE EVER EVERYONE ELSE GO HOME I LOVE YOU SOSOSO MUCH IM SMILING IN THE MIDDLE OF WORK LIKE AN IDIOT THIS IS YOUR FAULT U DORK

petticoatwanker asked:

coffee asks! americano, frappe, and instant :)

*scrabbles over to ask box*

americano: do you find the ocean frightening?

Yes and no. Sharks, eels, them ugly ass deep ocean fish, they don’t bother me. It’s the sheer VASTNESS of it that has me going “holy crap”, I mean, we lose planes in that place that take ages to find. PLANES. Also, dolphins freak me out. Them motherflippers are smart, and will someday join w/ the apes and take over the planet.

frappe: do you cook carefully or improvise?

Bit of both. Normally I follow the recipe, but sometimes I add in extra shit that isn’t needed but sure as hell wanted.

instant: is there any advice you’re tired of hearing? what?

I give more advice than I normally take, and a lot advice I give is more often than not is given right back to me in a different situation. If I was tried of hearing any advice, it’d be to not let “one heartbreak” ruin me for love. I’m sick of hearing that shit. I ain’t ready for love, so leave my flippin’ milkshakes alone and GET OFF MY YARD.

Thank you for the ask :D :D :D