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  • Jongdae: You can’t get rid of the karaoke machine! We rung in the new year with that! We were Destiny’s Child! And I think, as Beyoncé, I get the final call…
  • Baekhyun: Um, we were not your back up singers, bitch, we were a group!
  • Minseok: *snaps his fingers and nods*
  • Jongdae: I’m sorry, are you guys married to Jay-Z or am I married to Jay-Z??? WE’RE KEEPING IT!
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via Jeremy Renner app:

Q: In honor of Mother’s Day, what is the best thing your mom cooks?

Jeremy: My mom cooks everything the best… Even if it isn’t, mom cooks everything the best. 

  • [Yoosung with his hand on MC’s baby bump]
  • MC: Sorry this is taking so long, he kicked for everybody else.
  • Zen: [smugly] It's hard for the little guy to perform under pressure.
  • Seven: Top ten things Zen said on his wedding night!
  • Yoosung: Woah! It was small but I think I felt something!
  • Seven: Top ten things MC said on her wedding night!
  • [MC giggles]
  • Zen: Don't laugh at it;;;;
  • Seven: Top ten things Zen said on his wedding night!
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((Happy Mother’s Day to the women who do their best to watch out for and protect us, be they biological moms/aunts/grandmothers, stepmoms, surrogate/adoptive moms, older friends who are more of a big sister, etc. 

Feel free to reblog this with your URL if you’re a JJBA mom blog– let’s make a little unofficial mom club!))

  • Zen: [to MC] So where you from? Heaven?
  • 707: Yeah, she's a ghost. She died fifteen years ago, just like that pickup line.