mother huggers

The Hug that saved the World

Context: Our DM decided to test our characters on his final night as DM. He created a God Tier level Wizard that threatened the very world itself and challenged us to defeat him. After about an hour of fighting our party wasn’t looking too good. The wizard had recently launched a giant fire ball at the party and my character was unlucky and began to be on fire.

Me (OOC) Since I’m on fire could I run up to the wizard and give him a hug while I’m on fire.

DM (chuckling) You can defiantly try.

Me (OOC) Man, how much damage would that cause?

DM (sarcastic) it be 365 hug damage

Me in character “Who wants a hug?!”

My Barbarian ran up to the wizard as my party pleaded me to stop. I passed my grapple check and I gave the best bear hug that my barbarian could do. Surprisingly, the DM honored the said damage as my character delivered a 365 damage bear hug, but my character suffered the same amount of damage. When my party collected themselves, all there was were 2 piles of ash. My character that I have been playing for years was gone.

When the party returned to town, they used their reward money to have a statue made of their fallen Barbarian comrade. Thus reading, “Never Forget Tardgerd, Yippy Ki Yay Mother Hugger.”

So remember kids, if you’re ever faced with an enemy that can’t seem to be beaten, a very warm hug is always an option.

Got7’s Reaction To You Saying Your Mom Is Coming To Visit

(Long title ahh)


Mark



Mark would be calm and relaxed, hug you maybe and continue on with his day. To Mark, meeting your family wasn’t that big of a deal, hell, you had met Papa Tuan on your first date.

“That’s alright, I have schedule until four tomorrow.”

JB



I think Jaebum would be excited to know that you want him too meet your mother.

“I love you.” He would say and kiss you.

Maybe even sex after.


Jackson


“That’s great! I’ve been waiting foreveeeer!”

Jackson would be so happy, he would skip around and such at first. However, on the day of he would be worrying so much, spending over a half an hour picking a snapback alone.


Jinyoung


No matter how long you two have been dating, I feel like he would tch and say something along the lines of

“Shouldn’t we date a little longer before this?”

Then try (and succeed) to convince you to cancel on her.

“I can meet her at our wedding.”

I have a feeling that he’s secretly too shy.


Youngjae


I feel that Youngjae, like Jackson wouldn’t be worried in the slightest. He would be so very excited to meet your mother and see who created the gift that is you.

“Really? I love moms! You should meet mine, she’s a hugger.”


BamBam



I think that Bam would play it cool, but would be secretly panicking.

“Mothers love me.” He would say cockily, then turn to google good conversation starters with women over thirty.

Yugyeom



Yugyeom would be so scared and nervous. He would be pacing, searching through all of his clothes for the perfect outfit.

“You don’t think she’ll say I’m too tall for you, will she?” He would ask you, looking in the mirror, examing his body.


(I hope you guys enjoyed my first writing here!)

Another birthday came and went. I didn’t even remember.

Thinking about my childhood this morning, remembering my ninth birthday back in Arlington Texas. My mother was so busy working and trying to survive that she forgot my birthday. I didn’t say anything because I was hoping that she was planning a surprise party. But she didn’t. It took her two more days to remember, and I can still see her face as she talked to me about how bad she felt for forgetting me. I told her I didn’t care and it was ok. The truth was I didn’t care about the forgotten birthday. I cared more about the fact that she never had time for me during those days, and the fact that she was never home because she worked all of the time. Life was lonely for me back then. I was happy that she just sat there with me for a while and looked me in the face engaged with me. I needed her time more than I needed a cake.

My mother was not a hugger.
I have few memories of her holding me or hugging me. She always felt stiff if she found herself hugging me. I never knew why. As I got older I realized that it was the way she was raised. Her parents grew up in the 20’s and were quite stoic people. I suppose that living through the depression did something to them. Living as sharecroppers and dirt poor can have a profound effect on a persons ability to show affection I suppose.
It wasn’t until I was an adult that I broached this subject with her. I remember that she was very uncomfortable with the conversation, and almost became angry with me. She got very defensive and at one point I just stood up and held out my arms and said “hug me” … she just sat there and cried. So I went over to her and hugged her while she sat there crying.
Things changed between us after that. Like ice had melted from her spirit or something. Now every time I visit her the first thing she does is hold me close for a moment.
It’s all I ever wanted from her.
Happy birthday.

Hold Me Close [Spideypool Drabble]

Anonymous said: Can I prompt something? Cuddling. Oh man, I just want to read fics where people just cuddle and snuggle and just plain touch each other. Yeah, it’s rather wholesome, but oh well… Writer’s choice in regards to the pairing. :)

Ah man, some tender cuddles is just what I needed too. Here ya go!

College was kicking Peter’s figurative ass. Bad guys were kicking his literal ass. Jameson was kicking his financial ass. Whether he was wearing jeans or spandex, day or night, his ass was being kicked from all angles and it was unpleasant to say the least. Profs must get off on all assigning the biggest projects all at the same time and when you’re overloading on courses it’s even harder to balance. All of the villains were getting better at planning and evading him. It’s not like he was getting injured more often but the amount that he had to chase new ones around without a moment’s rest was driving him to his limits. And Jameson. That mother-hugger would throw half of Peter’s photos back at his face for not being ‘scandalous’ enough. As though Spider-Man ever did anything scandalous. To be completely fair… his photos lately were far from quality. He didn’t have the time to stage them right or set up his camera properly. 

To put it simply, Peter Parker was an exhausted mess and he was going to collapse during an inopportune moment if he didn’t get a break soon.

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Kaiju Height Issue (SPOILERS)

Okay I saw Cloverfield Paradox and I have SEVERAL problems with the size of the monster

It seems ever since Godzilla 2014 came out people have been making Kaiju bigger than Godzilla to make their kaiju seem like the biggest and baddest. It started with just Godzillas too!

Godzilla(2014)

He stands at 355 feet, a good height for the king that stays relatively within their own universes rules

ShinGoji

Standing at 389 ft and having more lasers than a Led Zepplin Concert he’s the definition of “dick fighting competition”

Godzilla(2017)(SPOILERS)

This big boy stands at 984.25 Ft tall. I love him and 2014 but the sizes are starting to get a little ridiculous, but hey he is the KING after all.


And now there’s the one I’m having a lot of issues with.

(MASSIVE SPOILERS)

(TURN BACK IF YOU HAVENT SEEN CLOVERFIELD PARADOX)





This mother hugger is standing above FUCKING CLOUD LEVEL! That’s anywhere from 6,500 to 20,000 Feet! Like yes Kaiju existing have their own scientific issues of weight, gravity and pressure, but this thing would literally not be possible!

Dean Steps In

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Title: Dean Steps In

Pairing: Dean x Reader

Word Count: 1,308

Warnings: angst, cursing, slight fluff

A/N: This was requested by an Anon! So hopefully you all love it as much as I do! Feedback is welcomed and appreciated! I love you all so much!! <3

It was Christmas Day and Dean reluctantly came with you to visit your family.  You assured him that you wouldn’t stay long.  Dean knew you only wanted them to meet him.  He wasn’t one to leave a good first impression, for the most part.  Dean was just going to stay silent.  He had never talked to you about your family; he never asked either.  

Dean had his hand in his pockets as you knocked on the door of your mother’s home.  He glanced over at you, raising an eyebrow.  “[Y/N] is everything alright,” Dean asked.  You seemed a bit on edge.

“Yeah, I just want today to go well,” you replied in a small voice.  You knew how judgemental your family could be on a regular basis.  They weren’t the most supportive bunch of people; they weren’t the nicest either.  “They’re a tough crowd to please.”

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ukitakejuushiro  asked:

YO SAI!!!!!!! YOU MOTHER HUGGER!!!!!!! YOU'RE AMAZING AND SUPER NICE!!!!!!! WHEN I SEE YOU, I THINK, "WHOA!! THAT'S A GOOD ROLE MODEL" AND YOU'VE INFLUENCED ME A LOT!! I LOVE HOW MUCH YOU LOVE YOUR FRIENDS!!!!!!! I HOPE THIS DOESN'T SOUND WEIRD BUT YOU'RE LIKE A NICE BIG SIS!!!!! I LOVE YOU PLEASE HAVE A GOOD DAY!!!

JKSAL;WAKL; SAKLG;A HKALGAL AREN’T YOU A LITTLE OLDER THAN ME??????????????

JKSDL;AGHAK;KLAHGKLA KHLA;SG AKL; KLSA; GL; THANK YOU DANIE AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOU ARE TOO KIND!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*Uma is standing on a table, addressing the crew of the Lost Revenge*


Uma: Please remember that I am your captain. I am not your mother or your hugger. If you need some love, get a hooker. If you’re having a bad day, find a ledge or a way to deal. My door is not open to you. Ever.


*Pause*


Uma: You have five minutes to enjoy your cookies.

“<None of us is going to come through all this completely normal. You know that. Too much fear.>

‘Well, I’m pretty sick of it,’ I said. 'I had to destroy the termite queen. I know, she was just a bug. But you know, who am I to decide that it’s okay to kill one animals and not another? Here I am, the big Earth Mother, tree-hugger, animal-lover, as Marco would say, and when it gets down to it, I’m just like…’

<Just like me?> Tobias asked.

'Just like any predator,’ I said lamely.

<You feel bad because you had to kill the queen in order to survive.>

'I shouldn’t have been there. It’s their world, not mine. Those little tunnels in a rotten piece of wood - that’s their whole universe. I invaded it. And when they got in my way, I reacted. Who does that remind you of?’

<Look, you are not a Yeerk, and termites are not human beings,> Tobias said. <There’s no comparison.>”

- Book #9: The Secret (Cassie), pg. 105 (by K.A. Applegate)