mother goose rhymes

Tweedle-dum and Tweedle-dee (Loki x reader)

A/N: I got the idea to write this while going through this book “Mother Goose Rhymes”. There were so many cute rhymes in there! ^^ Anyways, I got the idea once I read this particular one and couldn’t not write it. So, enjoy!
Warnings: None
As always, (Y/N) is Your Name, (h/c) is hair color, and (e/c) is eye color. Just wanted to clarify in case anyone was confused.

The library of the Avengers tower was quiet and empty, except for one person near the window. The sun was setting, the window catching the view perfectly. You were seated front and center of the large glass pane, a book in your hands and a content smile on your face.

You were snug as a bug, engulfed in a big leather armchair with a blanket covering your legs.
Today was a relaxing day for you and the whole group of superheroes. Missions were taken care of and no alien threats or anything like that happened to pop up. You greatly took advantage of the day off to catch up on the novel you picked up a few days prior.
A content sigh passed your lips, the smile never leaving your face while your (e/c) orbs traveled across the printed pages. Nothing could ruin this moment.

A sudden slam of the library door ripped through the silence and you jumped. Spoke too soon. You held back a sigh as your eyes remained glued to your novel. There was only one other person that visited the library often, and with that entrance, it only made you more certain on who it was.
A grumble came from the person who reached the back of your chair after a couple of seconds, and without looking back you greeted them;
“Hello, dear.”
“That Thor.” Loki’s voice was now at your side, pacing by your chair with a scowl on his face. “Always messing around-”
“ ‘Hello to you too, (Y/N).’ “ You imitated your boyfriend’s accent. He stopped his pacing to roll his eyes but still leaned down to peck you on the cheek.

Tweedle-dum and Tweedle-dee
Resolved to have a battle,

"Sorry, love. My brother’s just been pushing my buttons lately.” You hummed, your own way of telling him you were listening. Also impressed with his use of expressions. You’ve been teaching his some throughout your relationship. You shifted in the armchair when Loki made way to sit with you. The chair was big enough to fit the both of you on it.

He wrapped his slender arms around your middle, leaning his chin on top of your head as you kept on reading. “I don’t see why he insists on playing jokes on me all the time,” he continued. “It’s like he wants me to cause a scene.”
“He just wants to have fun, is all.” You put in your two cents, hoping to ease the god’s troubled mind. Instead, Loki scoffed.
“I don’t see how vandalizing my helmet is fun. Annoying, yes. But fun?”

For Tweedle-dum said Tweedle-dee
Had spoiled his nice new rattle.


“He drew all over it. In Sharpie!” You rose a brow, a thought coming to mind as he explained more of his story. Thor apparently drew all sorts of pictures on Loki’s helmet. Loki, as usual, confronted his brother only for a fight to break out.

You pursed your lips, mind now focused on trying to connect the stories in your head. There was a small mother goose rhyme you read not too long ago, that sounded a lot like the Asgardian brothers’ recent fight. It was in a book one of the team members had gotten you for Christmas last year with other rhymes inside, as they knew your love for things as such.

“I admit, I might’ve gotten a little heated. It almost resulted in a fight.”

“Almost?” You turned around in Loki’s arms, now even more curious.

Just then flew by a monstrous crow,
As big as a tar barrel,

The raven-haired man nodded, “Romanoff came in at the last second and yelled at us.” He looked slightly embarrassed towards the end of his sentence as if Natasha’s fire actually scared him.

Which frightened both the heroes so,
They quite forgot their quarrel.

“After that, I forgot what I really was angry about. Until I came here.”

A smirk began to stretch across your face as Loki finished his story. He caught the look on your face, furrowing his brows in confusion. “What is so amusing about this?”

You bit your lip, forcing yourself not to let that smile widen. “Oh, nothing. Just a thought.” Turning back around, you reached for your book again.  "Why don’t you get a book and read with me?“

"I’m alright here.” Forgetting your prior amusement, a small blush warmed your cheeks as Loki hugged you tighter, resting his head near yours. The two of you carried on relaxing in the fleeting sun’s warmth and each other’s company.




Unable to hold it in any further, a giggle escaped you.
What is so funny!?

A/N: Hope you enjoyed! I really liked this idea, so it was fun to write. I’m glad I have the inspiration to write, it’s given me the courage to actually put my work out there. Finally. Anyways, I’m thinking maybe I should write more one-shots revolving around a mother goose rhyme. Any thoughts?

Bed Head

Date the monster who quietly purrs underneath you’re old, wooden bed.
His large claws stick out from underneath, and resemble small knives filtering across the fuzzy floor.
He doesn’t mean to scare you; nor wishes for you to fear him, that is why he is afraid to show his face.
Sometimes, his big hands will simply tuck you into bed when you roll around; nightmares evading you’re sleep.
Other times, he will quietly click on you’re childhood night light, because he is afraid of the dark, and can’t see you’re beautiful face in the shadows.
When the clock strikes 12, he whispers Mother Goose rhymes, in hopes that one night; you will awake and wrap you’re tiny arms around his big stature, giving him a much needed hug.

youtube recommendations for age regressors!

theres probably already one of these but i still wanted to make this! my favorites are italicized.

CookieSwirlC - toy unboxings!! super fun but theres a lot of stimuli and she can often talk fast and pitch up her voice making it very loud! be careful.

pstoyreviews - more toy unboxings! has two people and is a lot calmer but just as friendly and inviting! one of the people is an adult man though so be safe if that makes you uncomfortable

DisneyShorts - an official Disney channel with both Mickey Mouse cartoons and the new series + a few others! only warnings are for things like cartoon violence and romantic pda

Mother Goose Club - nursery rhymes! i cant think of any warnings for the videos but scopophobia warning for the header and icon!

SimpleKidsCrafts - easy, fun crafts made from stuff you can find around the house or buy for cheap! cant think of any warnings

Dollastic - more toys!! some anime merch as well though it isnt the main focus. havent watched her long enough to think of any specific warnings!

AwesomeRainbowToys - a toy channel aimed at younger audiences! it has a very small amount of talking but the person running it is an adult man.

WhatsUpMoms - this probably sounds really odd but its honestly great for kiddie diys! and the parental presence is comforting to me. Avoid the parodies as they can be iffy but the rest should be fine. Link leads to the “Play” playlist since thats what i mostly watch it for.

Houston Zoo - educational animal videos! i wasnt actually gonna add this but its been recommended on so many kids sites i thought i should, should be 100% safe but theres basically every kinda animal so id b careful if ur afraid of anything u might see at a zoo!! its kinda like a mobile trip to the zoo.

HooplaKidz How To - more diys!! lots of these are good for stimmy stuff too. no warnings i can think of. HooplaKidz has a lot of other channels too but this is the only one i watch.

Cool School - various videos but my favorite is story time where you’re read fun kid stories!! does get loud sometimes but i cant think of any other warnings.

This and That, Here and There

**Now we’d like to introduce, a nursery rhyme not Mother Goose**

Thranduil: I had a pleasant day.

Legolas: What did you do?

Thranduil: Oh, this and that, here and there.

Legolas: You did this and that here and there?

Thranduil: Yes, Legolas…

I did this and that here and there. I can do this and that here and there all the time anywhere. 

I can do it from my throne, I can do it because I’m grown. 

I like to do this and that here and there and if you don’t like it, I don’t care.

Legolas: Did you do it with a mouse on a chair?

Thranduil: No, Legolas…

I did not do this and that here and there with a mouse on a chair. 

I did not do this and that here and there with a mouse on a chair but, I could do this and that here and there with whom I want to anywhere.

Legolas: Did you do it on a train?

Thranduil: Legolas…

I did not do it on a train and I will smack you if you ask again. Any questions?


“Mother Goose as a Suffragette” (1912)

The New York State Woman Suffrage Party was a local branch of the National American Woman Suffrage Association, which formed as the result of a national convention of suffrage groups in 1890.

In addition to protesting and organizing, the Woman Suffrage Party also published literature including magazines and pamphlets to inform suffragettes on news of the movement and recruit people to the cause.

This booklet was aimed at young and old readers alike, laying out the case for suffrage in nursery rhymes that anyone could grasp.

Eight years after this was published, the 19th Amendment was ratified, securing the right to vote for women nationwide.

Click on the pictures to make them bigger and follow the link for more rhymes!


Excited to finally share The Secret Destiny of Pixie Piper, my most recent YA novel cover from Greenwillow books, a Harper Collins imprint. Written by Annabelle Fisher. Interiors coming soon! 

This is a super cute story following 5th grader Pixie, who finds out she’s a descendant of Mother Goose. She rhymes like a pro and has to battle an evil old witch all while learning how to grow up and be a cool human. I totally loved this book, especially because she has an adorable Embden goose that wears a tiny cowboy hat. 

I need a storage solution, stat. I only have one wardrobe the size of a hamster cage and it looks like it was rejected from American IKEA. No, I can’t make do in my dorm with this STÜNKERSHÖO and the grossly unwashed shag rugs on the floor, where the rest of my clothes won’t be going. 

Criteria for recommendations is nothing that’s got some ridiculous Mother Goose nursery rhyme enchantment or whatever’s the speed. I don’t need “open sesame,” please. Get me a solid lock and key and ample storage space and I’ll buy you a coffee.

How To Make a Jelena

You will need:

  • A guy who is head over heels for a girl and is willing to act like he has no dignity when in her circumference
  • A girl who doesn’t give two shits about this guy and only wants to speak to him when she needs something
  • An upcoming project (movie, album, single, concert, etc.)
  • The ability to delete photos faster than a nigga jumping over a fence
  • A group of poor souls who ship them.
  1. At least two days before you begin, make sure people go around making alleged sightings of the duo. Possibly making it seem like someone is trying to crate useless drama
  2. Once that all dies down, have the guy post a picture them together with some corny ass caption that reeks of pure bullshit. (Don’t forget this is only done when the girl has an upcoming project) Delete the photo as soon as it is uploaded.
  3. Have the guy post a bunch of selfies as a mediocre attempt at trying to cover it up
  4. Make sure the two hang around in public “discreetly” for about 2 or 3 days 
  5. Make sure all who ship try to come up with some Nicholas Cage, John Green, William Shakespeare mother goose rhymes to make this ship seems at any means stable
  6. Make sure they don’t come near each other for another 3 months
  7. Repeat this process until the contract is up. :)