I know everyone’s all freaking out about Bayonetta’s up-taunt as it applies to Lucas, but let’s go down the list, shall we?

  1. Rosalina’s mother died, probably thousands of years ago
  2. Link’s mom is either dead or missing in almost all incarnations
  3. Same goes for Zelda
  4. Ganondorf’s mothers are the Twinrova, who Link has killed at least once and who have killed themselves to resurrect Ganondorf at least once
  5. Samus’ mother was eaten by Ridley right in front of her when she was a child
  6. Fox’s mother is unknown, but it’s safe to assume that she’s dead
  7. Lucas’ mother was, of course, killed by the Mecha-Drago created by Porky’s Pigmask Army
  8. Marth’s mother was eaten by Morzas
  9. Roy’s mother died of an illness when he was young
  10. Ike’s mother was killed by his father, when he was driven mad by Lehran’s Medallion
  11. Robin’s mother is dead
  12. Corrin’s mother was killed by a mysterious and spoilery hooded man
  13. Shulk is an orphan
  14. Ryu is an orphan
  15. Cloud’s mother was killed in the Nibelheim Incident, which was caused by Sephiroth
  16. Bayonetta’s own mother was killed by Loptr

This was a seriously ill-conceived taunt

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