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Sharma & Ondra

“[Sharma]’s mind-boggling strong, forever in the best climbing films, has an alluring, mystic surfer-bro personality, and let’s face it, is wickedly handsome. I may prefer Ondra’s giraffe-meets-Harry Potter looks and love his banshee screams, but what do I know?”

Cedar Wright on Sharma & Ondra (Climbing Magazine - Feb 2015 issue)

In New York: The Horrible Hooker Of Broadway makes it to final callbacks for Funny Girl in the opening moments of this evening’s presentation, then completely disappears from the screen for the remainder of the episode, likely because Frankendrunk’s in rehab, and God knows Old Idiot Rachel can’t have a fully realized storyline of her own without his increasingly aged ass staggering around in the background somewhere.