most random girl

a-crafty-lass  asked:

Got any new OC art? Yours are all so neat!

Oh MY GOODNESS DO I

Okay, I am really amazed and honored that you asked about art for my ocs. Like, it seriously baffles me that you remember that I even have any consider I don’t ever post about them. But yes, I doodle them all the time. And you’ve given me a reason to share! That middle pick is all the ones I’ve already shared just combined. 

Thank you so much for this. I really appreciate it!!

It was extraordinary to look around the room and see Cate Blanchett, whom I’ve worked with twice now, and Sandra Bullock and Rihanna and Mindy Kaling, Helena Bonham Carter, Anne Hathaway, Awkwafina. It felt like a really empowering place to be and really fun. We have a text chain going that’s one of the most epic things. If my phone were stolen, it would be… I’m sure I’m just inviting everyone to hack my phone now.
—  Sarah Paulson on herself and the all female cast of Ocean’s Eight.

My friends or friends of friends would tag me in photos and be like, “Oh my God, is this you?” It’s the most random other black girl. It doesn’t look anything like me, we’re not even the same age. There’s always this underlying perception and that joke of every black person looks alike. You can label that for any race, but it tends to happen a lot with people of color. Specifically, with black women. It’s just unnecessary. People aren’t confusing Madelaine with anyone else, or Lili, or Cole, or KJ, or anybody. I think it’s something that needs to be talked about and pointed out. - Ashleigh Murray for Teen Vogue

DAY TWO: THEY’RE SOLID TEFLON

  • Heather Chandler, the almighty. She is a mythic bitch“ 
  • “Regina George is flawless.” “One time she met John Stamos on a plane, and he told her she was pretty.”
  • “You are an awful person.” “Maybe. But I’m rich and I’m pretty, so it doesn’t really matter.”

Random story idea #219

A trio of brothers move into a small town and are both intrigued and disturbed by the local eldritch horrors that skulk through the woods and drift through their backyard at night. Brothers are further intrigued upon discovering that playing Phil Collins will scare these horrors off faster and better than any other crucifix, silver, or sage protection. Reason? Local buff girl loves to play Phil Collins while thrashing on said horrors.  

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facebook kept reminding me of some obscene art (bottom) I was really proud of in 2012.
So I did  a “draw this again” no one asked for to get rid of my art block and bad memories

Time spent on the 2017 one: 35/40mins
Time spent on the 2012 one: probably more than 2 hours

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Requested BTS Fake Text: Liking the same girl! (Pt.10)

(Pt.1)  (Pt.2)  (Pt.3)  (Pt.4)  (Pt.5)   (Pt.6)  (Pt.7)  (Pt.8)  (Pt.9)

It’s 7:30pm and I am heading out of my apartment, and walking towards the subway station which is just 5 minutes away in walking distance. I kept walking until I finally arrived. I grab my purse and started to look inside in order to find my wallet, in which my money card is in. I kept looking but not such luck, until I’ve felt it… “Aha, I found you” I said looking to my wallet. ‘People must think I am the most randomness girl they ever seen’ I thought, but then I shrugged. I took out my money card, and I swiped it where it said to and the gate thing opened and I was walking to my designated train. I arrived and the train was already there, I got in and sat down on a empty seat. After a 10 minute ride, I’ve already arrived at my destination. I walked out of the train and headed straight to the exit, until I felt someone grab my arm. I turned around to face the person and it was J-hope in some disguise. “Y/N…I am so glad I found you..” he said panting.  He seemed that he ran towards me. “Yes” I replied with a soft smile. “Ready?” he asked. “Ready for what?”I asked forgetting the reason why I was here. “For the movie” he said looking into my eyes. A look that melted my heart. “Um..Yeah sure” I said. “Okay” he said as he grabbed my hand tighter to his and he leaded us through the crowd and headed right to the Movie theater. We arrived in 5 minutes, Hoseok bought our tickets and snacks, and we headed into our designated movie room. As soon as we sat down, the movie started to play. 

More than an hour passed and the movie had finished. My stomach was in pain due that I was laughing throughout the whole movie. “Did you liked it?” he asked with the same look he had before in the subway, making me nervous. “Yes” I said gulping. “Look, Hoseok..” I started to say but he cut me off  and said “Was is it that funny?” he grinned. “Huh?” I asked confused. “The movie, y/n?” he asked once more. “Ah…yes…” I smiled wide. “Good, I want to make you laugh like that once in my life” he said. I put a confused look once more, he didn’t asked me why though and I shook it away. “Hoseok..I..” I was about to tell him that I think I like him more like this.. but he got a call from Rap Monster. Hoseok apologized over and over that he had to leave early tonight. I reassured him that it was okay and then he left, leaving me with a sudden confusion once more. 

New Pet | Part 1

Joker x Reader. SMUT

Hey guys, this is my first smut ever so don’t be to harsh. I plan on continuing it if people enjoy it, hopefully you do. :)

Warning: Language, violence, and a little bit of smut (it will get smuttier down the road ;)

Word count: 2,252

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I was on my way to the best dinning restaurant in the city. I usually walked most places because I liked the exercise and the way the city felt while walking through it. I would normally pass the Joker’s club on most days without giving it a second look. Not tonight, when I walked past it something drew my attention to the front of his club. It was an enraged man, he was yelling at the guard, “You have to let me in, I have business to attend to!” The guard looked at him, not amused, and said in a calm voice, “The only business to happen in this club is with the Joker.“ The guards slightly leans in closer to the man “I’m positive you aren’t here to see him.”

I glanced down at my watch ‘It’s 6:04! I’m late.’ I say in my head as I begin to walk faster to the restaurant. As I approach the beautiful restaurant I see my fiancé, Jake, sitting by the window. He looks up at me, as his eyes start to glow he flashes a smile my way. I enter the restaurant, my red heels clicking with every step I take. I sit across from him. After talking for a while, I finally brought up what happen in front of the Joker’s club.

“Y/N, promise me you won’t step foot into his club. You have heard the stories from me, it’s not something you want to get mixed in.” Jake grabs my hand and kisses it gently. He slowly looks up at me and flashes me his to die for smile. I try to ease his worries “I won’t go in there. Why would I want to when I have an amazing guy like you?” I smirk and send a wink his way.


“I had a great night babe, do you want me to give you a ride home?” Jake asks me as he pulls away from the hug, keeping his hands on my hip. I smile at him. “No thanks, I think I’m just going to walk home. You know how much I love it.” He pulls me tight, tilts my chin up, and kisses me goodbye. As I start to walk away he sends a whistle in my direction, causing me to blush and cover my face.

I had been walking for a few minutes when I found myself in front of the Joker’s club once more. I don’t know why, but tonight I just wanted to go in. His club seemed to be calling my name. ‘Jake wouldn’t find out if I just went in and had a few drinks. I’ll be fine.’ I look at the club in admiration and then down towards my outfit in horror, ‘I need to go home and change first into something more, edgy.’ I smirk at myself, excited for the night.

I get home to my grungy apartment and look for the best “going out” outfit I have. I find a tight fitting dress and some black heels to go with it. I brush out my beautiful H/C hair and touch up my makeup, so it stands out more. I’m getting ready to leave when I hear my phone ringing from my bag. I look down “Jake <3” ‘Oh shit, does he know I’m going out?’ I answer the phone hoping he doesn’t have a clue of my plans. “Hey Jake!” I answer in a peppy voice “What’s up babe, what are your plans for tonight?” “Oh, I think I’m just going to hangout in the apartment and watch a movie, why?” I pray he doesn’t hear the lying in my voice. “I was just wondering, well have fun, see you later!” As the call dies my heart starts to race. ‘Does he think I’m going to try to go to the club? Oh well, I’m already ready, I might as well go for a bit.’


As I’m standing outside of the club I start to get an excited and nervous feeling in my stomach. I look up at the big black building with a bright green “J” on top of it. ‘I wonder if the Joker is actually here, that would be an experience!’ I walk towards the doors as the guard stops me. “Sorry miss, we are pretty full right now. You’ll have to come back later.” as he extends his arm towards me, preventing me to walk any further. “I’m the new dancer.” I say, having no idea how those words formed and came out. “Is that so? Why didn’t you use the back doors than?” “I didn’t know I had to, we can go back and ask the other dancers if you would like.” I flash a smile at him.

The guard calls for another to come over and watch his post while he escorts me to the changing room of the dancers. She swiftly swigs the gold door open, “She claims to be a new dance, do you know her?” The guard announces to the room. The dancers look around at each other to afraid to speak. “Of course.” I hear a high pitched voice from the back of the room. The girl stands up and runs over to hug me, “You are late, we need to get you changed into your costume. Thank you so much Logan, we have her from here.” She says as her hand waves for the guard to leave. Once Logan is gone she turns back to me and gives me a huge grin. “Your one lucky girl. We don’t let most random girls dance with us, you have the look though. But, now you have to really dance.” She hands me a costume from the rack. “My name is Megan by the way. This should fit you! Hurry and try it on.” she shoves me behind the changing curtain and pulls it shut.

“Uh, Megan? I’ve never really danced like this before.” I announce from behind the curtain. “Oh it’s alright doll, you’ll get the hang of it in no time.” I hear a smirk in her voice. “And it’s perfect because Brooke isn’t here tonight, you can just take her cage” she pauses for a moment “in the VIP lounge.” “The what?” I exclaim as I rip the curtain open, revealing my newly acquired look. “You have to be kidding me, I’ve never danced before. You can’t just send me into the VIP!” I feel hot as my face turns red. “None of us can switch you, we have to take our regular places, you’ll do great!” she pours two shots of vodka, handing me one taking one for herself, “Take this, it will give you liquid courage for the night.”

As I head up to the VIP lounge with Megan I start to feel the few shots I had taken kick in. 'I got this, let’s just hope that the Joker isn’t here though.’ As the elevator doors open I’m surprised to see quiet a few people up here. 'Wow, I guess there are a lot of very important people in this city!’ I say in my head as I laugh out loud, now knowing that the vodka had really sunk into my system. Megan looks at me confused “Are you alright girl, why did you laugh?” I shake my head “Oh, it’s nothing. Where am I dancing at?” She points to a shiny gold cage with two bright lights on it. “That one, just go step in and let the vodka work its magic!” She winks at me as she steps into her cage.

As I’m getting ready to get into the cage I look around to see if I know anyone. 'Nope, I guess I don’t hang out with very important people.’ I laugh to myself again, pulling myself up into the cage. I didn’t know how to move so I looked over at Megan, she was waving for me to dance. I decided to try out some of the things she was doing. I spun around the pole quickly and dropped down. I slowly brought myself back up, popping my ass out for everyone to see. I turn around, sending a wink towards the crowd when I catch a glance of a familiar face.

'Jake! What is he doing here?’ I get out of the cage and run over to one of the empty booths, following him without him knowing I’m there. He is with five other men, all dressed in black. Two guards from the club open these bright green double doors. The guards, Jake, and the men surrounding him disappear inside. 'What is behind those doors?’ I ask myself, worried that Jake may be getting into something he won’t be able to get himself out of. I try walking over to the doors when a man grabs my ass, I turn around quickly. “Hey pretty, can I get a dance?” Without much thought I slapped him, leaving the loud clasp to echo in the booth. I skurry away quickly and make it to the doors, holding my ear up to the them. I hear a lot of muffled voices, but can only make out a few words, “Months….Guns….Kill….Gone….Fiancé…” 'Was the man talking about me?’


I hear a loud gun shot go off. I run into the room, stumbling over the purple carpet. “Look Jake, the lady of the hour. What is such a pretty face doing in a club like this?” I look up and see a man with florescent green hair standing over me. It was him, the Joker. He grabs me by the arm and yanks me off the ground with full force. Each side now had their guns drawn on each other. Jake with his pointed right at the Joker, who had me as a human shield and his gun resting in my temple. tisk. tisk. tisk. comes from the Joker’s mouth, “What a naughty girl for coming and ruining out meeting.” I grunt as I try to wiggle my way out of his grip. “What was that doll? You didn’t know your lovely Jake was still making deals with me? What a shame. I bet you thought he was a trustworthy gentleman.” I smack my head back, ramming into his, and fall onto my knees. I hurry and worm my way over to Jake, hoping that the Joker wouldn’t hurt either of us.

“You fucked up missy.” The Joker says with his gun pointed at me, “Don’t you know it’s rude to get involved in other people’s business?” With a quick movement he pointed his gun at Jake and a shot was fired. As Jake fell to the ground I fell with him, trying to catch him. All of the men froze in shock, not knowing what to do. Not another shot was fired, in fear of their lives, they all slowly lowered their weapons, that is everyone but the Joker. As the tears filled up my eyes I realized the Jake was gone. My sadness turned to rage as I grabbed Jakes gun out of his lifeless hand. I stand up quickly and point it right at the Joker’s head, all of the men draw their weapons back up to the apposing sides. The Joker slowly lowers his gun and walks closer to me, “You don’t have the courage to pull that trigger doll.” I open my mouth to speak but I stutter over my own words, “Yo- you th-think you know me. Bu- but I’ll do it. I- I swear, to god. I’ll pull the tri- trigger you bastard!” I was going to pull it, at least I thought. I couldn’t though.

The Joker quickly throws the gun out of my hand and grabs a hold of me, “You’re definitely coming with me.” He whispers into my ear as he slides his hand down my waist. He turns to the men that came in with Jake, “If you dare fire your weapons or follow us you will die. Leave. Now!” He shouts at them as his guards open the door, basically forcing them to leave. I try to make my way out of his grip but he tightens up and says back to me, “Oh doll, you’re not going anywhere. You’re my pet now.” Once all the men leave the room the Joker and I are left in his office alone. He looks down at me and says, “I’ll let go now and we will walk outside, not drawing any attention to ourselves. If you try to make a scene I will kill you, do you understand?” I shake my head in acceptance as he lets his go from me. “Alright than, let’s go home.” He smiles, his grill flashing me. He puts his arm around my waist and opens the door to leave the club.

Once outside, a matte black Lamborghini pulls up right in front of us. He opens the door behind the passenger seat and lightly pushes me into the vehicle. I get in, scared that he will get aggressive if I don’t. He slams the door beside me, causing me to tremble in my seat. Seconds later he got into the car, seated right next to me. “Go home Logan.” He says to the man driving. “Right away Boss.” We launch forward, driving at tops speeds. The Joker leans into me, laying his hand on my thigh, “Call me J from now on. We’ll have a lot of fun together doll face.”

•Ask Me and I Answer•

Ask Me and I Answer #2

  1. Who was the last person you called?
  2. Which is your favorite day of the week?
  3. What did you want to be when you grew up?
  4. Are you religious? If so, what religion do you practice?
  5. Can you play any instruments?
  6. Do you like coloring?
  7. Who is the last person you talked to, in-person or online?
  8. What is your biggest fear?
  9. How old were you when you found out that the Tooth Fairy wasn’t real?
  10. How old were you when you found out that Santa wasn’t real?
  11. Do you prefer the city or the country?
  12. Do you prefer candles or air freshener?
  13. Do you like chicken nuggets?
  14. Can you whistle?
  15. What time do you usually go to bed?
  16. What was the first thing you ate this morning?
  17. Do you play any sports?
  18. What is your favorite social media platform?
  19. Have you ever jumped off a building?
  20. Have you ever drunk alcohol?
  21. What is something you misplace the most?
  22. Are you scared of thunderstorms?
  23. Do you know how to speak pig latin?
  24. What is your shoe size?
  25. Can you handle the sight of blood?
  26. Do you believe in “love at first sight”?
  27. Have you ever wanted to have a superpower? If so, which one?
  28. Who would you fight being *insert popular diner-like restaurant chain here* at 3 a.m.?
  29. Are you allergic to anything?
  30. Do you dance to music when you’re alone?
  31. Do you walk around your house with your shoes on or off?
  32. Have you ever been in love?
  33. Do you prefer Tumblr desktop or mobile?
  34. Do you play with your utensils at meals?
  35. What is your birth year?
  36. What is your biggest pet peeve/annoyance?
  37. Tag your Tumblr crush.
  38. What is your favorite flavor of tea?
  39. Is there a mutual you would like to meet in person?
  40. Krispy Kreme or Dunkin Donuts?
  41. What is something that makes you smile no matter how bad you are feeling?
  42. Do you speak any languages other than your native tongue?
  43. Have you been complimented recently?
  44. What is your best pick-up line?
  45. Greek yogurt: yay or nay?
  46. In general, chocolate or vanilla?
  47. Do you have a current crush?
  48. Do you have a favorite item of clothing?
  49. Have you ever cheated on a test?
  50. What is the fandom you are most deeply in?
Faltering.

Request from anon: Hello I was wondering if you could do a angst/smut of JB from got7? You could write it however you want thank you 

Jaebum, my love. I had a time writing this. I hope you enjoy, anon! Thank you for requesting!

JB - Got7
Synopsis: A rift in a relationship, make up sex ?
Genre: Angst/Smut
Word Count: 3062 (my longest one y’all)

Originally posted by sugaglos

(gif rights belong to original poster)

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        It started with an article. An article on one of those stupid K-POP news websites that like to start drama. They live off of it. Literally. “Got7’s JB Caught up in Romance Scandal!?” Normally, you would have been fine. Most websites who post articles to conjure up drama have little to no evidence. But this one, however, this one was different. It was very clearly Jaebum and very clearly some girl at a party he attended in L.A. It wouldn’t have been a big deal, if it weren’t for the evidence this one included. Multiple pictures and a snapchat story. You weren’t the jealous type. You knew Jaebum was an idol and he would always be surrounded by other idols, most of who were pretty, slim and talented. Many of those adjectives you wouldn’t necessarily apply to yourself. The woman in the picture though, she wasn’t an idol. Just some random girl. Most likely one of Marks friends. She was beautiful to say the least. Idol beautiful. Her arms wrapped around Jaebums waist smiling as wide as she could. His arm naturally around hers, a small grin placed on his lips. The picture was fine, sure you were a little agitated, but it was tolerable. How could they say he was in a romance scandal when it was just this? Your thumb automatically scrolling further into the post. That’s when the snapchat video popped up. Hesitantly, you hit play.

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