most people think i burn hot

anonymous asked:

Can our fandom be any more blessed? I mean, we've been asking for a CS (implied) sex scene and we got it! That pancake scene was totally a morning-after-a-night-full-of-post-engagement-sex scene!! And in 2 weeks, they'll be married! We are one blessed fandom!

Blessed, indeed anon!

While it’s unfortunate that they never pinpointed when exactly their first time happened … in some ways I think they wanted to leave that to the imagination of the viewer. This relationship was carefully constructed to be the ultimate love story between two people who had been burned so badly by love that they weren’t interested in it anymore. So when the right time for pancakes was depends on who is watching.

But whoa boy, are they definitely having pancakes now. They are having sizzling hot pancakes that are dripping with syrup and the two of them are most definitely getting all sticky and …

Originally posted by totallynotadeadpool

BTW, did anyone else have some food blogs follow them last night? I did LOL

((Just finished re-watching Jacksepticeye’s Undertale playthrough for like the 3rd or 4th time, and now i had to do this scenario to blow off some feels~))

Scenario: *2P’s as Undertale Characters*


Originally posted by foxydodo

Punny, lazy dorks with a Brooklyn/New-Yorker accent. Despite how lazy they are, they know when it’s time to get up and take action; when they do, there are results…before they go right back to sleep again. While they’re both badass, with a strong sense of morality and family, their real soft spot lies in their brothers. If they were to lose them…bad times will be had.


Originally posted by akusuru

Motherly cuties that love their children with all their hearts; they understand both mercy and tough love,finding benefits in both when raising a child, and will do just about anything to ensure their safety. They are overprotective and don’t enjoy putting their children in danger, but believe that the best they can do for them is teach them how to care for themselves (even if it means they can’t spoil them as much). Plus….they both like pies.


Originally posted by oikawasdoki

They come off as merciless, heartless people (or plants) that don’t comprehend love or any warm emotion; but that’s only because they’ve been abandoned in their time of need, and once in their lives being good nearly got them killed. Inside, they’re hurting and don’t want to be alone, but they have a hard time expressing it.


Originally posted by ucantw1npixelates

They are both driven by materialistic things, and things that shouldn’t necessarily be their primary drive for living (money, sex, murder, etc.) but they don’t care about judgement and are comfortable enough in their own skin to accept themselves for who they are, even when others don’t. WHile they are greedy, they do believe in family and relationships and will sacrifice the things they care about most to protect them and make them happy. they are both pretty  impatient, quirky, quick to assume, and….y’know…$$$$$$$~!


Originally posted by faiye

Big oafs that would rather spend their time doing more peaceful activities. They hold themselves up to a certain mature standard, and know when to hold back their strength. they are both reluctant to fight, and are uncomfortable doing it, even if it is what must be done.


Originally posted by rnoonjelly

[Note: NOT CHARA…..Friiiiiisk~]

Both determined and goodhearted people who only hurt others when necessary; they’ve constantly been it with the brunt of hate, challenges, and threats, but through it all they rely on those closest to them and their innate ability to fight uphill battles to overcome those struggles. While they aren’t big on talking, their actions more than make up for their lack of dialogue. They prioritize the needs of others over their own, even when others don’t expect/ask for it.


Originally posted by jaysartblogandstuff

Self-depreciative cuties who love to help, but are constantly victims of their own anxieties and whether or not their help is actually holding their friends back. They both find comfort in activities they can do on their own (like listening to music, or drawing, etc.) and need time throughout the day to get their emotions in order.


Originally posted by rare-steak

Over-the-top performers that love being the center of attention, and will go out of their way to get it. While they may not initially seem like it, they care deeply about those around them and find friends in the unlikeliest of people. Beware though, they can be your greatest ally, or your most dangerous foe~


Originally posted by pbjelly4

Narcissistic dorks who believe themselves to be the hero of their own story. They can be clumsy, inept, or just plain difficult, but are loved and accepted despite this; especially by their older brothers. They find enjoyment in little things (pasta, puzzles, alcohol, etc.) and enjoy these things all the more when shared with others. They are lovers, not fighters, but this doesn’t mean they can’t fight for those they care about when it really counts.


Originally posted by parangsoda

Warriors by heart who know how to take charge, kick ass, and do it with a fighting prowess that isn’t found in just anyone. They can be driven my smarts and tactics, just as much as they can be driven by sheer emotion and perseverance to progress. They believe in cowardice even less than they believe in defeat; they’d rather die fighting and without regrets, than cowardly and begging.


Originally posted by leoleoleolalala

[Note: NOT FRISK…..Charaaaa~]

Some people just want to watch the world burn, y’know…and these two have their hearts set on being the ones who ignite the spark. They are both manipulative people who know how to think ahead and make pawns out of the people they seem to care about most; they take the form of the unlikeliest of threats (human children, hot italians…) and go from likable and seemingly without malicious intent, to already having a knife at your throat. beware, if you value your life, prove yourself useful or have the strength to overcome their sheer tenacity and wickedness.

((Been thinking i should trade out 2P!Spain for another 2P for scenarios….but who???))


For me, the most attractive thing in a person is drive – genuine impulse expressed for the sake of it, not for perception. I think that’s hot. Whenever I see someone doing something and it looks like they just couldn’t not do it and they just need to get it out. They need to create. It’s a compulsion, and I share that. These people are cool and mysterious, a little dark and a little elegant. That drive comes from somewhere. It comes from desire, it comes from curiosity, and you can’t fake it. It’s indescribable. It’s just a burn. You can sense it pretty instantly, this innate curiosity, because not everyone has it. That’s what I’m fucking attracted to.

human-chernobyl  asked:

When you see a pack of 12-year-Olds walking out of Hot Topic covered with Invader Zim merch, do you feel all warm inside, or do you want to burn them with a flamethrower and nuke the entire site from orbit? (hey, it's the only way to be sure)

Excellent ALIENS reference!

As for the matter of how I feel seeing the what you described, I don’t think anyone with a decent sense of perspective gives a shit what some kids are wearing. There’s a particular time in your life, usually your teens, where certain people just have to act angry about the stupidest, most weightless things, so that’s understandable and not exactly shocking to see people going on about things that I just shrug at, but you kinda hope that, after a bit of growing up, they move on and use their processing power on bigger deals, like whether Coke commercials are the gateway to white genocide.

Also, I can’t recall ever being near a Hot Topic and seeing kids walk out wearing my stuff for me to react to because A. I don’t hang out near Hot Topics, and B. Kids are invisible to me.

I think a good way to approach questions like these is, before asking, to ask yourself “Is Jhonen a grown man?” If you answer “YES.” then there’s a good chance stuff like kids wearing ZIM shirts probably doesn’t register too high on my list of things I want to change about the universe.

funghoulies  asked:

there's probably at least one biography about Steve that gets famous bc it's like POSSIBLE HOMOSEXUAL FEELINGS FOR SGT BARNES??? OR JUST BATTLEFIELD CAMARADERIE?

The relationship between Captain Rogers and Sergeant Barnes was one that began far from the battlefield and instead in the slums of Brooklyn where they met in their youth. While it’s left to speculation entirely, it’s been questioned in historical circles as to the extent of their relationship which has been sourced as being “extremely close” and “affectionate”. Betty Dinges, a neighboring resident who knew the boys personally, spoke in an interview in 1955 in a government-wide documentation as to commemorate our fallen soldiers. In her recollections she recalls overhearing several things through the thin apartment walls, thing in her words that were “particularly obscene and sometimes downright ridiculous” at times depending on the evening. Barnes was known for being cavalier in his relationships with the other sex but wouldn’t put it past him to be interested in things beyond such, even insighting the possibility of a large-scale cover up. Rogers, meanwhile, she says “would do most anything for Barnes”, hinting at the possibility of a deeper relationship than simply soldiers on the battlefield. “They’d go to dances together all dressed up in whatever they could put on and not come back until late in the night. Always laughing, always close.”

Rogers was known in his years before the Super Soldier Serum to have been highly involved in the fine arts, often using Barnes as a subject of art as found in sketchbooks recovered from his home and put on public memorial display. [Photographs on the right are from the National Archive located in Washington D.C circa 1936] While pages have been extracted and unrecoverable, the evidence is suggestive to at the very least an infatuation that has roots long before the beckon of war.  

Corporal Timothy Aloysius Cadwallander Dugan, fellow Howling Commando and close friend to both Rogers and Barnes, provided little comment when the question of romance was proposed first-hand. “Nothing unusual to see them doing a little shoulder leaning or hand touching, it was a way of coping and we all did it time-to-time. I’m not denying the possibility but not imposing it. It was war and we did whatever we had to in order to survive. Two men sharing a smoke and hell, even holding hands? Nothing out of the normal. Closer to each other than the rest of us? Sure. But when you’re laying in the sub-zero cold with nothing but your bare comrade next to you, you do what you gotta do. We mourned Sergeant Barnes together and to this day the Captain as well.” Dugan refused any further comment after numerous efforts of requesting a personal interview.

they had told him numerous times over that the modern world was more open than it had ever been before but steve was beginning to think that was a bunch of bullshit. the book on its own was acclaimed by television shows and cited in countless different places, spurring multiple film documentaries and websites dedicated to understanding an inkling of whatever it was they believed to have a darker and even problematic subtext.

of course it made no difference if they were right or not — hell he didn’t even remember speaking to betty dinges on his floor but maybe a few times in his whole life and knew she smiled more than she spoke. should have been more quiet though dammit,  they had been rather careless and bucky just didn’t care. of course it didn’t matter now, a book was dead weight in his hands, and steve simply sat with his shoulders back reading the words on the cover over and over again.

Roger That: The Untold Love Story.

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“Dude! Your fingers are dead!”

Dean grimaced and squirmed closer to the edge of the mattress. Sam’s fingers followed after him, buried into Dean’s flesh in an attempt to find warmth.

“It’s not my f-fault you went for the one house that d-d-didn’t have some form of heat attached to it,” Sam mumbled back, voice slightly muffled  and teeth chattering even as he began digging his cold nose into the joint of Dean’s shoulder and neck.

With a hiss Dean shuddered and shifted away again, managing to detach himself from Sam’s freezing body.

“Man, I’m cold enough without you touching me with your frozen ass,” he called over is his shoulder, pulling the blanket tighter around his shoulder.

Burrowing further into the pillow beneath him, Dean attempted to let sleep take over him. One hand was curled against his chest while the other automatically tucked itself beneath his pillow, ready to grab the handle of his hidden knife at any moment.

Letting his eyes slip shut, Dean allowed himself to drift.

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anonymous asked:

Hi, I was just wondering why you like samifer so much when it's canon that lucifer has tortured sam more brutally than kylo ren and kilgrave had with their counterparts?

Hi! I’m going to take this as a genuine inquiry rather than the attack on my ship it sounds like due to my comment about Kylo X Rey.

Okay, well, the easiest place to start is on the whole Lucifer torturing Sam part, starting with in the Cage and moving forward across the timeline, okay?

Here’s the thing: Sam is on fire in the Cage. Burning, screaming, whole nine. The major problem with people thinking this is Lucifer torturing Sam is the simple fact that Lucifer does not have power over fire. “Most people think I burn hot, it’s really quiet the opposite.”- as he blows out ice like Elsa on a window and proceeds to draw in it.

Okay, well, Lucifer has power over ice, okay, big deal, he still could torture Sam somehow. Ah, yes, but we are also shown in canon, who his opposite is that HAS power over fire, and can burn someone from the inside out in flame with a single touch: Michael.

And wow, that is pretty freaking brutal and sadistic. Keep in mind: Anna is trying to SAVE Michael and Lucifer, trying to protect them. And of all the options available to him to stop her, Michael chooses to kill her. Horribly. Till she a charred husk and then ash. When he could have, idk, ripped out her grace and made her human. Or sent her to another location far away or another dimension. No, he kills her. Again: HORRIBLY.

I’m assuming that means Gabriel and Raphael have power over wind and earth respectively, but we never got to see it because it wasn’t plot relevant.

Then, we have Soulless!Sam, and then Broken!Sam. Broken Sam whose mind is shattered and traumatized- and steadily fracturing. Who does he see? Lucifer. Lucifer who is the physical manifestation of a broken mind- but not actually present- there to torture and taunt him and keep him from sleep or peace until he dies of exhaustion, malnutrition, etc. Lucifer isn’t trying to kill Sam. No one is. Sam’s brain is a broken organ unable to function properly and THIS is how it is manifesting itself as it shuts down.

Back to the torture: Hallucifer uses flames on Sam- which, one, makes no sense since he doesn’t even have the ability to, but is more likely Sam’s brain is just manifesting memories from Hell in physical form like it did with the flashbacks, and associating them with Lucifer, even though Lucifer is not the responsible party. Just like he wasn’t in Hell. We also know angels can change appearance, especially when in a place like Hell or a in a dream or something. And though he has no body, Lucifer later appears to Sam as his Nick vessel when Sam goes to the Cage to talk to him about the Darkness. So it makes sense that as MICHAEL tortured Sam, he appeared like Nick!Lucifer under the idea that it’s Lucifer’s fault Sam is being tortured to begin with.

To go a step further, Lucifer is still possessing Sam when they fall into the Cage, so it’s quiet possible Michael wasn’t just torturing Sam, but was also torturing Lucifer- up until Cas separated Sam from his body, and later when Death retrieved his soul. Because after ALL THAT why would Michael or Lucifer bother with SAM when they could be fighting it out unending in the Cage? They wanted to fight EACH OTHER. And they are, but Lucifer and Sam are still sharing the same space when it happens, and Michael is making Sam see what he wants.

Okay, so all the hell Sam went through with Lucifer in S7 ISN’T really Lucifer. Sam is schizophrenic. It’s not real, despite how very, very real it seems to him.

Now, moving on down the timeline. S11! Sam, in a desperate ploy to stop the Darkness, goes and talks to the very person who stopped her in the first place: Lucifer. We know Sam has been receiving visions from- he assumes- God. And over the course of the episode, Lucifer refers back to the “fun” they had in the cage, then reveals he’s been lying and manipulating Sam all season to get him down to Hell, and that yes he can help, but Sam has to say “Yes” to him again.

Here’s my problem(s) with this: 1) Lucifer lies to Sam, which given canon we know Lucifer never does, and promised never to do, since the truth is much more powerful. 2) The idea of Lucifer hurting Sam, when we have already seen in canon that Lucifer is weirdly protective of anything he deems his, which included anyone who tries to hurt Michael-the same brother he is wanting to kill. Lucifer traps Castiel rather that be forced to fight him because while Cas is working against him, he is still also Lucifer’s brother, and Lucifer doesn’t want anything to happen to him. Lucifer again and again offers for anyone, including Gabriel, to just stay out of his way and they won’t get hurt. Gabriel only dies because he won’t stand down. And Lucifer knows that stopping his own actions won’t stop Michael, inevitably forcing Lucifer back into action in a vicious cycle. 3) The episode was written by BUCKLEMMING who are terrible freaking writers who DIDN’T WATCH SEASON FIVE and are therefore basing their version of Lucifer off a Lucifer that WASN’T REAL. 4) Because of point 3, Lucifer is being horribly out of character. Fun, but OOC.

I ship it based off of Season Five and the fact I still have hope for Lucifer and don’t actually believe he’s completely evil, and given canon we learn he was driven insane because he was the original holder of the Mark, the same one that drove Cain and Dean insane- until Dean got rid of it, and then immediately went back to normal.

I can got further into my headcanon about this and the apocolypse and what the prophecy of Michael vs Lucifer was originally meant to be if anyone is curious.

But yeah, I ship Samifer. They’re nothing like Kylo X Rey or Jessica Jones x Killgrave, even while very unhealthy to start with.

wetsammywinchester  asked:

I'm curious what you think about the use of the color blue on Sam's face when he realizes it was Lucifer calling him. Memories of the Cage have always been red and the show has made such an extensive use of red/blue all season (and even before that in things like S9 promo shots). Doesn't it usually reflect faith/loyalty rather than the anger/passion of red? Confused me and maybe I'm reading too much into it. Would love your thoughts.

Hey dear!

I’m sorry, it took this long to reply.

The colouring is indeed interesting throughout the whole confrontation scene happening between Sam and Lucifer. There are three colours very prevalent in the scene: red, bue and white (though white technically isn’t a colour). Iny my opinion there were a multitude of things expressed with them.

First and foremost red, white and blue are divine coded colours and are most often used when portraying saints, Jesus or the Virgin Mary in art for example. Sam in this confrontation is combining both colours in his clothing blue jacket over the red shirt.

On supernatural however, as you said, red is commonly connoted with hell, whereas blue is asociated with Heaven. In that regard to me Sam wearing both clothing here may not just relate to him as powerful vessel, which essentially was what this scene was about - Lucifer wooing Sam to say yes again - but representing how he shares connections to both heaven and hell due to him being Lucifer’s vessel and having demon blood in his system.

The whole scene does change from red to blue once Lucifer erases Rowena’s warding, which she seems to have had expected to happen since she seemed not the last bit bothered or alarmed by it. To me her and Crowley in this whole setting - especially since Amara had beheaded and Virgin Mary statue with Jesus in her hands - as the negative parallel to them (another nice reverse parallel to Mary Winchester and Dean and her love for her son, which Rowena never felt for hers).

I think this change a reflects how Lucifer is still an angel despite being trapped in hell AND plays into the whole dichotomy about temperature that was underlyingly part of the episode with Rowena commenting on Crowley “not being able to take the heat” and the fire surrounding the cage for example. As Lucifer himself said though most people think he burns hot, but he does the opposite. And of course red and blue are commonly used as indicators for temperature.

The colour meanings for red and blue you mention are right, both colors do also have negative and positive connotations too though. So red also stands for energy, vitality and confidence. All of which Sam at least on the surface seemed to be or have in the confrontation as long the fire was burning. The shift to blue then did not only relate to Lucifer as an archangel and him burning cold, but also to the negative sets of meanings of the colour blue, which the most fitting ones in this case are: depression, sadness and most of al manipulation.

Overall I think the red/blue metaphors are so heavily used, because they fit to the duality aspect and the polar opposites the show plays with. On top of that I found it really interesting and teling (aside from the fact that the whole Lucifer and Sam situation played in hell) how the “lightbringer” is in the dark while the Darkness beamed Dean into the light. I think that was a rather nice touch. :)

I have no clue if I have managed to answer your ask at all, dear. I hope you can do something with my ramble. :)

too-sherlocked-for-my-own-good​ request-

Almost exactly a year and a half ago, you met Sam on a hunt in Detroit- little did you know that Detroit would be both the beginning and the end of everything.

Even back then, you knew the Winchesters were people you didn’t get involved with unless you had a death wish. But despite everything, you just couldn’t quite leave the two brothers- especially Sam…

Mind you, something you neglected to inform Sam and Dean about was the very thing that had been driving them apart the last few months.

Every celestial being was well aware that Sam and Dean were Lucifer and Michael’s vessels- respectively- and would one day engage in a battle, that would be forever more known as the Apocalypse, and would decimate half the planet.

However, while every angel in existence knew of Sam and Dean, only a select few knew about you.

Those select few were: Michael, Gabriel, Raphael and Lucifer.

Only the archangels had been informed by God, that you were also Lucifer’s vessel. Not his true vessel, but- due to the Iscariot bloodline (which you weren’t exactly adamant about putting on your CV anytime soon)- you were very close to Sam in terms of vessel rightfulness. You were a truer vessel replacement than Adam Milligan was to Michael

But that didn’t mean you were compliant.

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No Other Way ~Sam Winchester fluffy smut for anon~

Hi!!!! Could you write me one with female reader and Sam in Swan Song? like Sam is gonna say yes to Lucifer and y/n is upset and they have sex since it’s the last time and then they go to Detroit and everything and Lucifer takes an interest in Y/N and there’s the whole cemetery scene and it’s just sad and fluffy at the end? THANK you and sorry if it’s too detailed.

A/N: This is a very long one shot. It is honestly longer than I had intended it to be. Prepare yourselves.

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~Bobby’s House~

You sat, numb, on Bobby’s couch as Sam, Dean, and Bobby argued at Sam’s plan to jump in the Cage with Lucifer.

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