most beautiful man on the planet

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listening to a 90′s workout playlist and thinkin bout my gals

  • Yurio: *overhears a heated argument coming from Victor and Yuuri's room*
  • Yurio: *slams open the door* WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IN HE-
  • Victor: *arms folded* Yuuri is trying to tell me that I'M the most beautiful man alive
  • Yuuri: that's because you ARE. I MEAN HAVE YOU SEEN YOURSELF?
  • Victor: YES! I HAVE! That's why I can say with certainty you are THE MOST gorgeous person to EVER walk the face of the planet
  • Yuuri: Victor Katsuki-Nikiforov. ARE YOU SERIOUSare you forgetting who's made the cover of GQ on MULTIPLE OCCASIONS
  • Victor: oH that was just publicity for the ISU and you know it! Look at yourself. Right now. You're just RADIATING and don't even get me STARTED ON YOUR EROS
  • Yuuri: I was just mimicking YOU OH MY GOD. YURIO. TELL HIM HE'S MORE BEAUTIFUL
  • Victor: NO. Yurio tellHIM that HE'S more beautiful
  • Yurio: NO. YOU TELL ME WHY THIS MUST HAPPEN ON A WEEKLY BASIS

I wonder if K-actors ever watch their dramas and feel what we feel. 

Like has Lee Joon Gi ever gotten the chance to watch Scarlet Heart; did he cry or almost break his screen? 

Or has Gong Yoo watched Goblin and felt the rollercoaster of emotions that came along with it? 

Did Soong Joong Ki ever watch DOTS and have hypertension when everyone thought he died? 

What of Lee Sung Kyung & Nam Joo Hyuk, have they gotten the chance to sit down to watch WLFKBJ and think “we invented love” “every girl out there needs a Joon young”

Has Park Hyungsik watched SWDBS yet and realised that he’s the sweetest and most beautiful man on the planet?

(anyone that feels like keeping this going, can)

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The Cold City: A Voltron Gang and Cabaret AU 

     AU Summary:

     The city of Gaia, the sole dwelling on the man-made dwarf planet Aspetros. A planet sculpted for travel and trade, a planet that bridges the lower astral quadrants of the Elaen Galaxy, is a city of a thousand faces.

     To most, Gaia is known for its illustrious skyscrapers and its beautiful ship ports. Its sole purpose to ensure safe travel between solar systems. An ostentatious pit-stop on one’s journey between solar systems.

     To some who frequent its surface, Gaia is known for its bright lights and rampant revelry. A city that never sleeps, one of drinking and dancing and endless celebration.

     To the few who know it well, Gaia is a beautifully dressed wound. A festering stain of poverty and corruption under mountains of wealth and false propriety. A city of false stars on a planet with a false sun, with false lights, and false words, and false faces.

     To those who live there, Gaia is a well-dressed corpse. She sits beautifully among the rubble, adorned in jewels. Deceptively inviting with her brilliant lights, so dazzling in nature, that you don’t realize the sear of her touch until you’ve already been burnt, branded, bound within the cage of its light.

      Gaia is a convergent boundary, where those who live are trapped in an eternal clash. A clash of power, wealth, and ambition; pushing against each other, unyielding in both strength and stamina. Destined to crumble beneath the pressure.

     Yet, no matter what face she adorns, the fact will always remain. Gaia is putrid, and cold to the touch.

| The Cold City AU | More Voltron |

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i think i just saw heaven

reasons why futurama is so great and is so important to so many of us

  • philip j fry is our protagonist. he is mentally ill and pansexual (both of which are canon). we watch him develop from an irresponsible “loser” who has nothing to a semi-responsible man with an entire family in the form of the planet express crew. he isn’t a typical science fiction male hero - he always has to be saved, he messes everything up, he hardly does his job, but his saving grace is the fact that he is kind. and fry’s kindness is what endears everyone on the show to him. he is the most important person in the universe even though his mind constantly tells him that he’s a nothing who has no one. (this message has helped me through so many difficult times). also, the beauty in a mentally ill queer character getting the happiest of endings imaginable puts futurama leagues ahead of every other show ever. 
  • turanga leela. EVERYTHING about her. she’s a disabled orphan who grew up bullied and literally had to go through everything alone. when we meet her, time and time again, she chooses her own destiny. the first episode starts with her quitting her boring job to be the best space pilot in the galaxy. leela is the strongest person on the show and is the closest thing to a superhero that the show has. she’s an intersectional feminist, stands up for the rights of minorities and animals. hell, she literally leads a revolution to get the mutants equal rights. one other thing that i want to note is that the animators wanted her nose smaller bc they didn’t think female characters should have big noses, but legend matt groening fought to keep it the size it was. 
  • matt groening also specifically created the character of amy wong to break the stereotype that only men can do slapstick. amy continuously breaks stereotypes. she’s a genius and has a phd, but she’s also ditzy. she’s promiscuous, she’s a party girl. her parents are emotionally abusive and she deals with an eating disorder. she’s also an asian woman who’s a lead character!! what other mainstream cartoon has done that? 
  • hermes conrad could’ve been the stereotypical token black character who only comes in once in a while to say “sassy” lines but he’s not. he’s a proud jamaican who’s a proud bureaucrat, a former olympic champion, and an amazing husband and father. and then we see the beautiful story of how he saved bender as a baby and it just makes you love him anymore.
  • this last point isn’t about the characters, but about one of the most clear main messages of the show, which fry says in bender’s big score: “i want what’ll make you happy, not what’ll make me happy.” not only does it destroy the nice guy trope in that instance, but it’s used in so many other great situations. bender giving up a relationship with his son so that his son can achieve his dreams, leela’s parents giving up a life with her so that she can have a better life. unconditional selfless love is presented to us time and time again and it’s such an important message 
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“I’ve said it before but can you imagine having everything Trump does and being so miserable all the time? He won at everything in life. Fame. Fortune. Beautiful women. Children. And then they made him President of the United fucking States...the most powerful man on the planet earth. There’s nothing left. And he doesn’t seem to have enjoyed one second of any of it. If there was a God this would be like the ultimate practical joke. Let’s give everything in the world to a guy who will hate it.”

Someone I know said this.

I think about it. 

Because Trump really isn’t happy, is he? He’s just so…mad and bitter all the time.

ABC’s (Bill Skarsgård)

This is a nsfw collection.

A=Aftercare

There will be a comfortable silence. He’ll pull you into his arms and stroke your hair idly until you fall asleep on his chest, utterly exhausted.

B=Body Part

Breasts. He loves to caress, kiss and suck them. The sight of you standing exposed before him gets him hard every time, along with the feeling of them pressed against his chest.

C=Cum

It depends on the situation. If he was taking you roughly, he would make sure you came first. If not, it’s pretty equal.

D=Dirty Secret

Unbeknownst to everyone else, Bill loves to have you in public or places where you have a chance of getting caught. He’ll slyly run his large hand up your thigh, slip it underneath your dress and tease you during family dinners. Additionally, he loves to take you in his old bedroom at the Skarsgård family home, clamping a hand over your mouth to keep you quite when Alexander is sleeping in the next room.

E= Experience

This man knows how to pleasure a woman. Period.

F= Favorite Position

Lotus. He loves having your legs draped around his hips as you straddle his lap and the feeling of your breasts pressed against his chest as you sink down onto him.

G= Goofy

There is never many laughs in the bedroom; only when he looks down at your sleeping form, smirking that he was the one who had exhausted you.

H= Hair

His hand grips the back of your head, using your hair to pull your head back so he can have better access to your neck and throat. He however, loves when you tug his hair, especially when he’s going down on you.

I=Intimacy

Bill is a very passionate, romantic man. He will put your pleasure above his own, whisper sweet nothing into your ear and kiss your whole body until it trembles.

J=Jack Off

Often, Bill is off shooting a film, so you both have to be fairly imaginative in ways to be intimate while away from each other. Most of the time, you Skype or FaceTime, making sure to wear the lingerie he buys for you. He gets off when you touch yourself and slowly peel off your clothes, wishing nothing more than to be with you in person.

K=Kink

He loves to utter Swedish praises into your ear about how beautiful you are and how good you feel around him, a smirk forming on his face when you breathlessly moan words back to him after learning what they meant after months of sex.

L=Location

Your everyday morning shower almost always turns into sex, whether that be taking you against the opaque glass, picking you up or going down on you; one of your legs slung over his shoulder.

M=Motivation

Your pleasure. Whenever he takes you more roughly or tries BDSM with you, he always looks into your eyes to make sure you’re alright.

N=No

If that word ever came out of your mouth, he would stop/pull out instantly, never wanting to hurt or make you uncomfortable.

O=Oral

You over him. This man will go down on you with no questions asked.

P=Pace

He will go from slow and sensual to rough and earth shattering per your request, especially when you beg for it. He is an exceptionally skilled lover.

Q=Quickie

Quickies aren’t his favourite, but if you happen to surprise him on set, he’ll take you into his trailer and have his way with you.

R=Risk

He’s game for almost anything as long as you’re up for it. You’ll have to be the one to suggest new ideas though because he never wants you to feel pressured into doing anything.

S=Stamina

Bill is one tall man, you can expect him to last for awhile. More than likely, he’ll be the one to tire you out.

T=Toy

He’ll keep it simple with a vibrator. The sight of you straddling his lap, vibrator inside you, while you writhe against him, drives him crazy.

U=Unfair

He will tease you, fingering you dreadfully slow until you beg him to fuck you harder.

V=Volume

Depends on the situation. Normally, he keeps quiet so he can listen to your breathless moans as he pleasures you. But on the occasion where he fucks you on the billiard table, he’s loud as he claws at your body.

W= Wild Card

Bill is not the jealous type, but when he sees another man looking at you too closely or touching you, he loses it, taking your hand and dragging you out of the room.

X=X-Ray

He’s 6'3, has large hands, long everything… what do you think?

Y=Yearning

This man will always desire you. No matter what you’re wearing, where you are or who you’re with, he will think you are the most beautiful person on the planet. He will be loyal, never sleeping with another woman, because she could not even begin to fill your place.

Z=Zzz…

He will always pass out after you, with your body wrapped in his long arms.

anonymous asked:

Can you pair that 3:36 pm post with his dimply closed mouth smirk from his X factor audition? I swear, it is the fetus version of the same expression.

Do you mean like this?

Now my heart is left to bleed as I see how much of a man he has become while at the same time staying our sweet dumplin? 

Harry then and now

Death would have been less painful.

Ok so I finally saw beauty and the beast today so HERE WE GO

-batb au EXCEPT
-except
-enjolras is the prince turned into the beast
-enjolras, who is a charming young man capable of being terrible
-(((((see what I’m saying)))))
-so then taire
-my beautiful boy
-who has so many heckin hobbies
-who knows SO MANY things
-((so many))
-but who’s always kinda disregarded as the weird dude
-grantaire who loves his mother s o much
-grantaire switched places with his mother once se gets caught be the beast
-(grantaire who completely thinks it’s his fault and won’t let his mother take the fall for it)
-fey’s lumiere and ferre’s cogsworth I just feel like I need to mention that
-les Amis are all the servants
-so les amis are trying to get them together
-grantaires a romantic who loves love stories and maybe
-just maybe
-enj starts to think they’re not so dumb anymore
-really I just want taire falling in love with enjolras not for his looks
-not because he is “”“Apollo”“”
-but because he’s a Massive Dick who also happens to be wonderful
-also I mean when enj transforms back into enj
-taire would be so fucked
-“holy shit what the fuck”
-“you didn’t mention that you are the most attractive man on the planet”
-enj: “it didn’t seem very important”

Marry or Kill

Pairing: Jungkook x Reader

Genre: Gang!AUFluff 

Word Count: 1169

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Originally posted by celinet7


He is definitely a dangerous man. Being the leader of Seoul’s most known gang named BTS, he is always the hot topic in the news. He is fearless, mysterious, powerful and most importantly; handsome. In most people’s eyes, he is a bad guy, murdering without thinking, dealing without knowing, a bad influence for the world. In your eyes, however, he is the most precious and beautiful man you’ve ever met in your life. He protects you, loves you and cherishes you with his whole life, making you the most happiest woman on the planet. He is the definition of perfect and his name is Jeon Jungkook.


“Do you like it?“

Turning your head away from the breathtaking view of Seoul, you connected your eyes with Jungkook’s, the smile on your lips getting wider the moment you see his peaceful one.

“It looks beautiful, I love it.“

Of course you loved it. This was Jungkook, he knew everything about you, your likes, your dislikes, everything. Sitting on the rooftop of one of the most fancy restaurants in Seoul, this was everything a girl would dream of or wish for in her life. It would have been nice even if it wasn’t the most fanciest restaurant. For you, everything was beautiful as long as Jungkook was there with you.

Smiling at your own thoughts, you turned your attention back to your plate, savoring the most recommended and delicious food of the restaurant. “Is there a reason why you brought me here?“

You watched how Jungkook stiffened after hearing your question, his eyes wandering to observe the night sky of Seoul. “I just wanted to take you out and spend some time with you. I’ve been busy lately and I feel like I’m neglecting you even though thats not my intention.“

Narrowing your eyes, you slightly tilted your head, getting suspicious. “We saw each other two days ago, Jungkook.“

Clearing his throat, he reached for his wine. “That’s a long time, baby. I missed you.“

Observing his movements, you realized that something was wrong. “Jungkook, I know you. You’re nervous right now. And the Jungkook I know never get’s nervous as long as he can control something. Did something happen? Are the guys okay? Is someone injured? Jungkook, please tell me what’s wrong-“

Before you could end your sentence, Jungkook grabbed your hand with his right hand and and started stroking your cheek with his other one. “Shh, everything is okay, beautiful. The guys are okay, too. There is nothing you need to worry about.“

Closing your eyes, you exhaled a deep breath you didn’t realize you were holding in. “Then why do you look so worried and nervous?“

Taking a deep breath, Jungkook started speaking. “Okay, I have been preparing for months to talk about this. Look, Y/N. We’ve been together for the past two years and believe me, you turned my life upside down the day I met you. You taught me how to love and made me the most happiest man in the world even though my life is engulfed by darkness. You accepted me for the person I am and-“

“Are you breaking up with me right now, Jungkook?“ You said as your breath hitched, your heart dropping down to your stomach as your eyes started to get watery.

Hearing those words coming out of your mouth, Jungkook’s face got alarmed, his eyes growing wide. “W-What? No! No! Never!“

Running his hands through his hair, he huffed and mumbled to himself. “This is not working.“

Without waiting any longer, Jungkook fiddled behind his back, took out his gun and placed it on top of the table. Shocked, you looked up at him, and hissed. “Jungkook! What are you doing?! Here are people-“

“Shh! Wait a minute, Y/N!“

Fiddling with in his jacket again, he took a red, little velvety box and placed it beside the gun. Confused, you looked up at him with questioning eyes.

Blinking a few time, he spoke. “Now you take that box and put that ring on your finger, this is an option. Or you take that gun and aim it on my heart and shoot me with it, this is your second option. You will decide now, Y/N..“

When realization hit you hard, you relaxed immediately. Trying not to laugh in front of him, you cleared your throat. “Could it be that you’re asking me to marry you, Jungkook?“

Averting his eyes, he scratched his neck. “I think so, yeah.. So, what is your answer?“

Snickering at his cuteness, you intervened your own fingers under and rested your chin on top of them. “Can I think about it for a little bit?“

Jungkook’s face fell immediately, his eyebrows now furrowed as he tried to maintain his calmness. Ah, you loved to tease him!

He clicked his tongue and answered with a disappointed and slightly angry voice. “No, you can’t.“

Leaning forward, he asked desperately. “Y/N, say something. Do you want me to get a heart attack in front of your eyes?“

Smirking, you asked. “Why, are you nervous?“

“Of course I am! I’ve never done this before!“ He scoffed.

Raising your eyebrow, you guided your hand towards the velvety box as you watched Jungkook. He was observing every movement you were doing, his eyes filling with hope the moment he saw what you were reaching forward to. Just as you were taking the box, you changed your mind and grabbed the gun, aiming it at his chest.

Jungkook looked at you as if his whole world crashed in front of his eyes, his eyes looking at you as if he was pleading for you to change your mind.

“There are bullets in the gun, Y/N.“ He said as if he wasn’t affected by your choice.

You looked deadly into his eyes. “I know. That’s why I want you to put it away.“

“Y/N, can’t you think about it again? I mean I know I’m not the most perfect man on the planet but- Wait, what?!“

Seeing his reaction, you smiled widely at him and showed your finger with the ring on it. “You were rumbling so fast that you didn’t even realize that I put the ring on my finger, you idiot.“

Without saying anything, Jungkook jumped up from his chair and run to your side of the table, lifting you up and spinning you around as he showered you with kisses. “I love you, Y/N! Thank you so much!“

“I love you too, Jungkook.“

“Hey, Y/N, do you want me to tell you something?“

“What?“

“Even if you had said no, I wouldn’t have let you go.“

“Hey, Jungkook, do you want me to tell you something?“

“What?“

“Even if you’d let me go, I wouldn’t go. Never.“

MOAR DR BLOOPERS!!

KK so I know everyone likes these, so let’s get it poppin’ and pump out some more!

-Kirigiri’s ‘death’ scene took forever because Kirigiri kept moving in some way or another (I.E. her keg shaking, her mouth opening and closing, her chest rising/falling, etc.).

-Iruma and Kiibo’s 'sex scene’ also took forever to film because Iruma kept laughing and crying that this was too dirty and Kiibo kept crying bc he was being 'Deflowered’.

-Souda finally telling off Sonia for ignoring him 24/7 and then crying and apologizing with the others in the show laughing.

-Oogami’s 'ASAHINA’ yell takes popping up every 5 minutes of the blooper reel with everyone laughing and giving their input.
-Bonus: Imagine Togami yelling 'NAEGI’ to show Oogami how it might sound like.

-In Akamatsu’s 'execution’ scene, you can hear Saihara screaming 'MY WAIFU, NO!’

-This vine on Sayaka/Kyouko’s vine channel:
Hinata: Is that a hamster in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Komaeda: *Takes out knife*
Hinata: Oh, shit, nope! Its a knife! *Runs away*

-Or this one:
Mikan: *Strides up to Junko with a flirty smile* How old are you?
Junko: *Looks up from her phone* 15.
Togami/Syo/Hinata/Komaeda: *Screams no and drags her away*

-Souda, Fuyuhiko, and Akane chanting 'One of Us’ when one of the other actors are running late.

-In the scene where Fuyuhiko’s holding Peko while she’s beat up, they kiss on camera and everyone screams in joy.

-Syo and Komaru having an argument bc 'Listen, Dekomaru, I’M Deadpool! You can be Captain America!’ and Fujisaki just shrugging and saying that she’s Spiderman.
-Bonus: Syo yells that now she’s definitely Deadpool bc Spideypool’s fucking canon.

-In Celes’s execution, one of the pop-up flames fall and hit one of the costumed Monokumas in the audience. She unties herself and helps them with Togami (The camera man) laughing loudly.

-Hinata and Souda arguing over which cereal is 'Bomb’ or 'Lit’, with Hinata on Fruit Loops’ side and Souda on Frosted Flakes’ side
-Bonus: Komaeda being on Hinata’s side and Gundham on Souda’s side

-Fujisaki filming Fukawa and being like 'Look at this cute thing, she is the most beautiful thing on this planet omg’.
-Bonus: Fukawa doing the same thing when Fujisaki’s in the screen.

-Naegi calling Togami 'Dollface’ and Togami calling Naegi 'Tough Guy’ behind the scenes.

-Sayaka filming the actors and saying things like 'My brother’, 'My sister’, or, for Kyouko, 'My sweet girlfriend’.

-Togami filming the episode on his TV, thn switching to himself scowling in an exaggerated scowl when a Naegiri scene pops up.

-Every actor- even the stoic characters- doing the 'Eh eh eh’ thing where they wiggle around every time their face pops up on the TV.

-Natsumi and Sato glaring at each other, but once the director calls cut, there’s a lot of cute pictures Sayaka and Chiaki took of them eating ice cream together and watching the scenes laughing together.

-Komaeda running away with Hinata’s shirt screaming 'Sugar Honey Iced Tea!’ as Hinata screams in an exaggerated way after running after him.

-Souda filming Gundham on break and narrating his actions like the crocodile hunter.

-There’s a lost video of the DR1 cast and DR2 cast doing a music video for 'I don’t dance’ from HSM2.

-Asahina filming Celestia sitting in Yamada’s lap and doing his bloody makeup for Naegi’s hallucination with them laughing and Yamada booping Celes’s little nose.
-Bonus: Yamada curling Celes’s drills for her while she irons his jacket. Asahina films all of this in full detail.

-Hinata and Komaeda swapping clothes for an episode and all of the fans noticing so the directors had to reshoot the whole episode with the correct outfits.

And that’s pretty much all I can think of rn! I hope its good!