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“Everyone thinks we’re dating.” Simon randomly announced in the middle of of his and Jace’s second weekly movie nights.

Jace hit the pause button on the remote and gave Simon a quizzical look. “And?”

“That doesn’t bother you?”

“No?”

Simon stared at Jace. “It doesn’t?”

“Why would it?” Jace asked, raising an eyebrow. “I mean… aren’t we?”

“What?” 

“Aren’t we dating?” Jace repeated. “I mean, this is a date, right?”

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LGBTQ+ Vocab in Turkish

Originally posted by shadeykris

This list was actually kinda hard to make, since the community faces a lot of bigotry in Turkey and many people can’t openly identify with specific labels, even on the internet! (And those who do tend to use the English names). Oh, also, this list is translated from @langsandlit‘s Italian list! Under the cut, because this ended up being SUPER long!

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FAVOURITE RELEASES OF 2016:
MALE GROUPS.

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The Noble and Most Ancient House of Black

Cygnus Black III = Cygnus was the youngest of three children born to Pollux Black and Irma Crabbe. Later in life he married Druella Rosier and fathered three daughters. Cygnus died in 1992, leaving his disowned nephew as the last remaining male to the Black line.

Druella Rosier = As a pure-blood witch Druella was able to marry into the Noble House of Black through Cygnus Black III. In her lifetime Druella birthed three daughters before dying in 1955 or later.

Bellatrix Black = Bellatrix was born in 1951 to Druella and Cygnus Black III and was their eldest daughter. In her adult life she married pure-blood Rodolphus Lestrange and became a loyal Death Eater to Lord Voldemort; causing her to become imprisoned in Azkaban. Bellatrix had one child before she died on May 2nd 1998, aged 47.

Andromeda Black = Born sometime from 1951-1955, Andromeda is the second daughter of Druella and Cygnus Black III. As an adult Andromeda went against her family and married muggle-born Ted Tonks; because of this Andromeda was disowned and burnt off the family tapestry. With her husband Andromeda had one child; both of whom she outlived. Andromeda was the favourite cousin of Sirius Black III.

Narcissa Black = Narcissa is the youngest daughter of Druella and Cygnus Black III; born in 1995. In her life Narcissa was married to fellow pure-blood Lucius Malfoy and birthed a son. Narcissa saved Harry Potter’s life when she lied about his condition to Lord Voldemort; effectively saving the entire world.

  • Neil doesn’t find the first cat, the first cat finds him. For several mornings on his daily run, a giant orange cat with bright blue eyes follows him. He is quite possibly the biggest cat Neil has even seen. This cat could win the World Record for biggest cat ever born.
  • Neil grows concerned when Biggest Cat Ever seems to be losing weight. Does Biggest Cat Ever not have a family to feed him anymore?? With slight hesitance, Neil brings the cat home.
  • Andrew says nothing. Biggest Cat Ever is introduced to the rest of the Fox family. Nicky offers up two suggestions to name Biggest Cat Ever: King Fluffkins and Sir Fat Cat McCatterson. (Neil decides upon King Fluffkins because what the fuck, Nicky?? how is Sir Fat Cat McCatterson any better than Biggest Cat Ever?)
  • King Fluffkins is also the sweetest cat ever. He loves to cuddle, purr, lick, and sometimes even follow Neil on his morning jog.
  • Andrew says they’ve gotten a weirdly shaped dog instead of a cat. (He doesn’t protest when King Fluffkins sleeps in his lap though. He also pays for the most expensive cat food, treats, toys, and everything else.)
  • Three weeks later Andrew comes home with a cat. This cat is nothing like King Fluffkins. He’s small, hairless, and missing his left eye. His ears are possibly the biggest thing about him.
  • Neil stares at the cat, who hisses at him when he comes too close. Andrew stares at him blankly and says “his name is Sir Fat Cat McCatterson.”
  • Neil doesn’t protest. (Actually he immediately falls in love with Sir Fat Cat, Neil is weak to Andrew holding tiny ugly animals with such love and care.)
  • King Fluffkins LOVES Sir Fat Cat McCatterson, but keeps his distance at Sir Far Cat’s hissing request. He’ll sleep close by, but not touch him. He let’s Sir Fat Cat eat first, and sometimes even throws his food at the other cat. He gives his toys to Sir Fat Cat.
  • One morning Neil comes out into the living room to find Sir Fat Cat (who Nicky tried to rename to something more “appropriate” but Andrew absolutely refused) sleeping on top of King Fluffkins. Neil smiles.
  • Andrew comes out to Neil curled around the cats, who’ve huddled closer to Neil’s chest.
  • Andrew stares for longer than he cares to admit, before going over to join them. When he comes closer he hears not only King Fluffkins purring but Sir Fat Cat as well.
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The Noble and Most Ancient House of Black

Orion Black = In 1929, Orion was born to Arcturus Black III and Melania Macmillan. After graduating Hogwarts he wed his second cousin and fathered two sons. While neither he nor his wife were Death Eaters themselves, they believed that Lord Voldemort’s ideas of pure-blood supremacy were veracious. In 1979 Orion died at age 50 but not before casting a vast array of magical security measures on his home: 12 Grimmauld Place.

Walburga Black = Born 1925 to Pollux Black and Irma Crabbe, Walburga was a pure-blood witch and elder sister of two brothers. Later in life she married her second cousin and had two children. Walburga died in 1985 at age 59 or 60. A magical portrait of her remains at 12 Grimmauld Place and it love’s shouting insults to those it considers ‘inferiors’.

Sirius Black III = Born on November 3rd in 1959 to Orion and Walburga Black; Sirius was a pure-blood wizard and part of the Sacred Twenty-Eight. After being excepted into the wizarding school Hogwarts at age 11, Sirius defied his family’s tradition and was sorted into Gryffindor House instead of Slytherin. Because of his rebellion towards the family and his different views towards blood-purity, Sirius was disowned at age 16 and burned off the family tapestry. Later in life he joined the first Order of the Phoenix (an organisation built for the propose of destroying Lord Voldemort) and was named Godfather to his best friends son, Harry Potter. Unfortunately, when Sirius was an adult he was framed as a Death Eater for the murder of his friends, and sent to the wizarding prison, Azkaban. After years of wrongful imprisonment, Sirius escaped, cleared his name, rejoined the Order of the Phoenix, and reunited with his godson Harry. The happiness was short lived, however, as he was murdered by his eldest cousin at the Battle of Hogwarts in 1996, at only 36 years of age.

Regulus Arcturus Black II = In 1961, Regulus was born to pure-bloods Orion and Walburga Black. Regulus attended Hogwarts school in 1972 and was sorted into the family’s traditional House, Slytherin. In his youth he joined the Death Eaters before betraying Lord Voldemort because of harm done to Regulus’s house-elf, Kreacher. Regulus’s betrayal of the Dark Lord would not be known until years later. It was in 1979 that Regulus perished in a cave by the cause of inferi, aged just 18.