my cousin was drunk, and started to make a puppet show about the rq characters in a reality tv show. and it was actually very well done, farley slapping pretty much everyone, and mare getting drunk and trying to fight evangeline but then accidentally spills wine in her dress, and elane trying to get the wine off but the two ending up making out in the bathroom, and shade just video taping everything so he can blackmail them later. also did I mention maven ended up doing karaoke and singing dancing queen, and cal getting food poisoning from cheesecake. and kilorn wasn’t there because his bed time was earlier.
I love getting yall interested in these groups oml I’m so happy you’re starting to dig VIXX!!!! grab a snack and sit back baby girl~~~
Meet: VIXX aka concept kings aka the giant group of kpop (they’re all over 6ft asgdhhfjfj)
♡ a 6 member group that debuted in 2012 under Jellyfish Entertainment
♡ they’re very close / are besties with like every group that debuted in 2012, esp BTOB and EXO
♡ like I said in plenty of my other posts, there isn’t a concept they can’t pull off, and they’ve done just about everything you can imagine
♡ at first, they weren’t very close and were kinda awkward around each other but they’re about as close as any group can be and they high key ship each other
Meet: N aka mama Hakyeon
• leader, oldest, the mom-iest of any group leader tbh he loves and spoils those kids so much
• he does this thing where he grabs the back of their necks and scolds them while a smile is plastered on his face
• Hakyeon comes up with most of their dance routines and if you know vixx at all, you’d be giggling right now if you didn’t know this bc you know what I’m talking about lmao
• for some reason this man is able to keep a sultry smile on his face during really difficult performances, and still somehow wink and smirk at the camera while doing so
• he’s an amazing actor btw and has starred / been involved in many dramas since debut
• he’s so sweet and humble and spoils Starlights so much, one time he even sat with them during one of LR’s performances awwww
Meet: Leo aka grumpy cat
• this grumpy giant needs at least 5 caffinated lattes a day to keep him going
• is a literal cat and has hissed and growled at the other members when they annoy him and it’s the most amusing and adorable thing ever
• he writes and composes most of their songs alongside Ravi, who he’s in a subunit with- LR (stands for Leo & Ravi lmao)
• wants to body slam Hyuk 25/8 bc he’s the one who bothers him the most…….he probably used to but that baby grew up too fast yikes
• he also does theater on the side and I’ve heard he’s a very talented actor on stage!!!!!
• voice of an angel tbfh and those high notes will have you soaring
Meet: Ken aka aegyo king
• where do I even start with this fool jfc……..he literally is the most adorable and gentle thing that ever walked this planet
• just wants everybody’s attention bc he’s got so much love to give, but also can snap to being annoying and clingy in just .00003 seconds
• he knows Ravi is in love w/ him and is always showing off and being extra aegyo-y around him
• listen he’s the main vocal for a reason HIS FKIN VOICE can reach so many high and low notes that it will take your breath away I promise
• like leo, he also has acted in some plays and those backstage photos of him in costumes kill me tbh who else relates
• in the hyung line but not really bc he’s the fake maknae since he’s so childish and cute
Meet: Ravi aka president of the Ken fanclub
• besides being in vixx and LR, be probably low key runs a blog about his love for Ken and why he resembles a puppy
• you’d probably think he’s all badass and gangster and swag since he’s the rapper, but he’s just an awkward cabbage tbh
• besties w/ Taemin and Kai and they always hang out and brag about it smh
• publicly stated that he’d date N bc he hates cheaters and thinks N would never cheat bc he’s so reliable wow goals
• has a younger sister and he’s so protective of her that he didn’t even let his fellow members meet her for years lmfao “I wouldn’t let any of them date my sister, esp not ken”
• the only soloist of vixx, and he’s released so many BOMB tracks that everyone should go listen to
Meet: Hongbin aka why are you always cringing
• his talents vary and he could do just about anything tbh, he can rap yet be a vocalist at the same time wow
• he can’t do aegyo or act cute to save his life, like he’ll visibly cringe and will crawl on the floor like a child before you see him doing any aegyo
• besties w/ Hyuk and they go to the same uni together, plus the maknae line +Ken is always up to no good
• yet another talented actor in vixx, and he always plays the cute and sarcastic characters so what’s new
• obsessed about taking pictures of everything and everyone, actually a hella cool photographer
• this kid is also obsessed with Park Hyoshin and fanboys about him whenever he gets the chance
Meet: Hyuk aka satan himself
• you ever wonder why most maknaes are evil???? he’s one of the reasons why!!!!!!! is2g do not trust his cuteness
• this is vixx’s baby so ofc he grew up spoiled, even now he manhandles his hyungs like they were feathers since he’s so much bigger
• one time he was supposed to go to Laos for a TV show with vixx but it kept raining so you might actually feel bad for him for once hmmmmmm
• generally he’s quiet and well-mannered when appearing on variety shows, but yall know that ain’t the truth when an episode of Vixx TV is uploaded
• one time he dressed as a girl with the rest of Vixx when they pretended to be Wonder Girls and slayed us all tbh
• can’t act cute either, but somehow the other members can’t stop calling him adorable and pinching his cheeks bc he’s their baby
Spot goes to the animal shelter to adopt a dog and he falls in love with a little mongrel with big dark eyes and he asks what the dog’s name is and the shelter worker just says ‘oh, that’s Spot.’
And human Spot goes still and the woman is like ‘something wrong?’ and he’s like nah, because these people obviously don’t know his nickname. And he’s already really attached to the dog so he adopts him anyway and decided he can just change the dog’s name.
But the dog clearly knows his name is Spot and human Spot feels really bad so he doesn’t change it. He just turns to dog Spot and goes ‘well there’s two of us now, buddy.’
Telling people the dog’s name is a nightmare.
“Hi Spot! What’s your dog’s name?”
“Yeah, that’s what I said. But what’s the dog called?”
“Dude are you okay?”
When Race moves in with him there’s a learning curve that if he shouts Spot then his boyfriend will shout ‘yeah?’ from the other room but the dog will come racing down the hallway to say hello.
“Dude, your dog loves me more than you do.”
Race wakes up one morning to find that dog Spot has curled up on the end of their bed and just groans ‘Spot, get off the bed.’ And human Spot is still half asleep so he complies and rolls onto the floor and wakes up with a start and is like ‘Race, wtf?’
Race thinks it’s the most amusing thing that’s ever happened. He laughs for a solid 5 minutes and posts about it on every social media account he has.
His instagram and snapchat stories and just him going ‘guys, you’ll never guess what just happened!’ and you can Spot grumbling ‘I’m breaking up with you.’ in the background.
Pairing: Heimdall x Reader | Word Count: 2170 Warnings: None
that’s one big dude!
was the first thought to cross your brain upon seeing the giant warrior dressed
in golden armor, horns like that of a bull adorning his helmet, and eyes unlike
anything you’d ever seen before. He stood with Thor and Steve, seeming to dwarf
the two men of whom you’d always thought larger than life and all before them.
But this man, this giant of a man, was massive.
he’s pretty, was thought number two.
skin was beautiful and dark, looking to be smooth and soft. Still, you imagined
there were many a scar upon his body beneath all that armor. He appeared to you
as the night, skin so dark and eyes like stars, but he was wrapped in the sun
in that golden armor.
Steve called out, breaking you from your musings. “Come meet Heimdall.”
When you got home you didn’t expect to see your boyfriend dancing with your baby cousin Kate in the living room, it was the most adorable and amusing thing that you ever saw in your life. Steve was standing in the middle of the room moving his body awkwardly, while Kate was running in circles around him and singing a few words of the song.
It takes you while for you to recognize the song that was playing, it was There’s Nothing Holdin’ Me Back by Shawn Mendes and you never imagined that one day you would find your boyfriend listen to this song in your living room.
Eventually Kate got tired of running and starts to mimic Steve’s moves. You can’t help but laugh it was so cute seeing the two of them together. Unfortunately, your laughter gives away that you are there watching them, Kate runs into your arms saying your name excitedly while Steve gives you a peck on the lips.
Being the Daughter of Wendy and Peter Pan and Dating Harry Hook Headcanons
Requested: By @rwbyisthemostawesometeaminbeacon : Hello! So, first off, I just want to say I love you and your writing so much! Keep up the good work. So, may I request a Dating Harry Hook and being the daughter of Peter Pan and Wendy Darling Headcannons? (Pandy is one of my first OTPs since the live action movie XD) If so, then thank you so much and have a great day!
Notes: I’ll be honest, I’ve been waiting for this request. If I hadn’t gotten one I probably would have just written it without a request cause I wanted to do it. 💙💜💙💜
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Ben convinces you to show Harry around and help him adjust to Auradon. Harry flirts with you the entire time, and neither of you seem to be too bothered by your parents past.
You teach Harry how to count properly. Seems Hook’s fear of clocks bled a little into counting, and Harry never properly learned.
It gets brought up a lot when you two start dating. You remember your mother and father’s stories about Captain Hook, but Harry wasn’t him. Plus the entire point of the VKs coming to Auradon is to try and put everyone’s parents past to the side.
Your cousins, the sons of your Uncles John and Michael, really don’t like Harry. They don’t trust him and think he’s just a no good pirate. You threaten to tell their mothers of how unaccepting they’re being though and they shut up pretty fast.
Harry refers to you as his little lost girl or his darling. You’ll jokingly call him captain. Not around Uma though. In all honesty, Harry isn’t surprised that you can fly. He actually expected it. You used pixie dust to make him fly, which turns into one of the most amusing things you’ve ever seen. You’re his happy thought.
He only chuckles whenever you fly past him and kiss his cheek or something similar, he found it cute.
He flirts with you constantly, enjoying how red you’ll get if you’re a bit shy. Or he’ll smirk when you flirt back with him.
Harry either has to keep a training tip on his hook, or it gets shrunken down and he wears it as a necklace. Either way you’re fascinated by it. You’re the only one besides Uma he lets touch or hold it.
You tell him stories about Neverland while he trains for tourney or practices sword fighting. Harry and you have made one another promises to visit Neverland and sail the seas for a time after school.
Your mother was fairly welcoming of Harry, she felt he deserved a chance, he wasn’t his father. Your father wasn’t as welcoming, but the second Harry made a snarky joke, the two hit off and the whole night was filled with laughter.
Harry teaches you how to steer a pirate ship, the two of you running off down to where Uma’s ship had been docked. You spent the entire day out on the water, the air filled with laughter. He watched on proudly with his arms wrapped around you when you successfully docked the ship.
You’re his happy thought and he’s yours, and that’s how it’ll stay.
littered across the campus of Maas University. Cassian had to slow to a stop
twelve times before getting to his parking space. Peering out the windshield,
Cassian gazed at the set of brick buildings. Memories of the best kind poured
into him: meeting Nesta, his friends, his family. People he hadn’t seen in
squeezed his wife’s hand before he turned the ignition off and peered over the
seat at his children. Aysel still slept, her military jacket thrown over her,
covering her ripped jeans and Halestorm
band tee, her headphones still in her ears. Bay too had headphones in, his eyes
trained on the book resting in his lap. “We’re here guys.”
Looking up from his book, Bay
pulled down his headphones and looked out the window, his hazel green eyes
filled with a quiet nervousness as he watched the students. He turned to shake
Aysel awake. “Ays.”
Kohl lined blue-grey eyes
fluttering open, Aysel pulled her headphones from her ears, music still
blasting from them and looked out the window. Face lighting up, she shoved off
her jacket and barreled out of the car, shouting, “I have arrived, bitches!”
“Did you not see how y/n kicked that guy’s ass?” Peter exclaimed as him and the other Avengers sat around on the couches. The Avengers exchanged amused glances as Peter continued, “It was the most amazing thing that’s ever happened!”
“What’s the most amazing thing?” you asked, walking into the room, and Peter blushed as he sank into your seat.
“Yeah, Peter, care to explain?” Tony piped up, and Peter glared at him.
“What’s going on?” you asked, sitting besides Peter, and Wanda snickered.
“Peter just has a little crush.” she replied, and your eyes widened and you turned to Peter.
“Ooo, on who?” you nudged him, and he sank further into the seat.
“Someone in this room, actually.” Natasha leaned forward, winking, and you playfully smacked Peter.
“Okay, now I really want to know.” you laughed. “Tell me!”
As if on cue, the Avengers glanced at each other and got up, leaving you and Peter alone. Confused, you turned to him, and Peter blushed profusely as he meekly said, “It’s… ah… on you?”
“Oh no, you got yourself into this, you can get yourself out.”
“Come on, I was trying to be helpful and support your work!”
“You were trying to be funny and failed. Although, ironically, now your pain is my entertainment.”
“Come on,” Chat pleaded, “aren’t you worried that I am going to ruin your dress?”
“I’m not even sorry,” Marinette grinned watching as Chat frantically tried to pull at the fabric that was clinging to his suit. “You are the one who thought it was a good idea to put the thing on in the first place.”
“I think the zipper is stuck!”
“Hold still I want to get a photo to send to Alya.”
“Oh now you are just being cruel.”
“You’re the one who wanted to model, now smile for the camera!”
“Come on, imagine you are eating your mother’s spaghetti!”
“Nevermind, now help me out of this thing!”
“Nope this is way too much fun.”
“Come on, I am begging you!”
“Not gonna happen.”
“I’ll give you anything you want.”
“You’ve got nothing you can offer me that is that valuable.”
“What if I could get you tickets to the Agreste fashion Gala next month?”
“Are you serious?”
“Yes, is that worth my freedom?”
Marinette screwed up her face in thought. On the one hand this was possibly a once in a lifetime opportunity for her, on the other hand Chat trapped in a pink chiffon party dress was one of the most amusing things she had ever seen.
Jin would be so ready when you leaned in for a kiss, he’d have his eyes closed and his lips puckered in anticipation, so when you bit his nose instead he’d be so shocked. He’d probably get grumpy because he really wanted a kiss and he would pout and make puppy eyes at you until you gave him one.
Yoongi would be so confused when you bit him on the nose instead of kissing him. He’d probably think it was a prank or something or someone dared you to do it. I feel like Yoongi wouldn’t be mad or anything, he’d just be confused as hell.
“Jagi, why did you bite me? Did Taehyung put you up to it?”
Hoseok would totally overreact about it and pretend like it hurt so much when you bit him on the nose. He’d probably try to fake cry and act like he was in a lot of pain, but then when he saw how concerned you were he’d laugh and cuddle you.
“Ahh jagi, you looked so adorable being all worried about me.”
Like Jin, Namjoon would be anticipating the kiss from you. When you bit his nose instead and started giggling about how confused he looked when you didn’t kiss him, he’d probably smirk for a second before trying to grab you and wrestle you to the ground to make sure he got that kiss.
Jimin would be so confused but he’d also find it the most amusing thing ever. He’d be kind of flustered and blushing when you leaned in to kiss him, but when you bit him, he’d just sit there laughing for the longest time.
You could expect a lot of squeals and little laughs from this cutie. Taehyung would totally burst into a fit of giggles when you bit him on the nose. He’d find it to be the funniest thing ever, and then he’d get up and start chasing you around so he could bite you back.
Jungkook would be even more confused than Yoongi when you bit him on the nose. However, I feel like he’s pretty used to witnessing his hyungs doing strange things around him all the time, so he’d probably just give you a weird look and go back to doing what he was doing.
Yeah, he gets a little and frankly kinda embarrassing flash of heat in his gut when he sees Bucky in one of the official Hawkeye shirts, the hideous one with the quiver printed on the back. He gets that there’re boxes of the shit all over the tower, that Bucky’s not exactly arrived with more than the unnerving buckled leather on his back, but there’s still an awareness there.
There’s been an awareness there, though, from the first time Bucky arrived at the Tower, kneeling in the lobby with his hands linked behind his head. Clint had held his bow ready, arrow strung, but at that close range it wasn’t exactly like he’d needed to pay attention, and he hadn’t been able to help the way his eyes had dropped to that tempting mouth, the way Bucky was chewing a little on his lip.
They’ve had conversations now, so it’s a little less creepy, and Clint would almost call them friends if he could stop picturing him while jerking off. You’re not supposed to do that with your friends; it never ends well.
So he maybe keeps his distance a little, tries to ignore the brooding elephant in the goddamn room, even when the elephant is wearing Hawkeye purple.
“Gamora!” Peter calls from somewhere behind her. She turns to see him and Drax on the other side of the bar. “Gamora, Gamora, Gamora!” He keeps shouting her name, even after she’s clearly spotted him, as they make their way up to her, giggling like children.
They have to weave in and out of groups of people, the bar packed mostly with Nova Corps officers, all of them there to celebrate Dey’s birthday. At first Gamora’s not sure why Peter and Drax are acting so giddy, nor what nonsense Peter has managed to get into in the five minutes it took her to grab more drinks from the bar, but she’s sure she’s about to find out.
It becomes obvious once they get nearer and she can properly see their clothing situation.
“Gamora,” Peter says again when they get up to her, still giggling. “Do you notice anything different?”
He gestures between himself and Drax, who bursts out laughing. “Anything different!” he repeats, slapping his leg as though it’s the most amusing thing he’s ever heard.
“Gee, no,” Gamora says dryly, lips twitching. “You’re too subtle.”
“Come on!” Peter grins. “Guess!”
“We swapped pants!” Drax blurts out, which makes Peter laugh again.
“You were supposed to let her guess!”
“She was taking too long,” Drax says unapologetically. “Let’s go see if Rocket can guess!”
“You go,” Peter says, waving him off and smiling dopily at Gamora. Drax shrugs and walks away a bit awkwardly, as Peter’s pants are several sizes too small for him. It’s a wonder they don’t rip.
“Here,” Gamora says, handing Peter his drink, though she’s now thinking he probably doesn’t need any more alcohol.
“Gamora,” he says very seriously, after taking the drink. “I’m wearing Drax’s pants.”
“I noticed,” she tells him. They’re loose on him, hanging lower on his hips than his own pants do, and there’s a large, orange-ish stain on one of the thighs. “Why are you wearing Drax’s pants?”
He bounces a bit in place, clearly excited to tell her. “’Cause he spilled his drink on his, and he said it felt gross and he wished he had another pair,” he says, talking very fast. “So I said it’s too bad you can’t just wear mine, and then I thought: he can wear mine. So we went and I gave him my pants, but then I didn’t have any so he said I could wear his! Are you proud, babe?” he finishes, somewhat breathless.
She furrows her brow. “Because you switched pants with someone?”
“Because I solved the problem,” he says like it’s obvious.
“Not really,” she points out. “The pants are still stained; you just switched who’s wearing them.”
He blinks, looking down as if to check that she’s telling the truth. Then he bursts out laughing again. “Oh my god, you’re right. That’s twice as hilarious. I can’t wait to tell Drax.”
Gamora shakes her head fondly. “Yes, it’s a very funny story, Peter. Now let’s go get you a glass of water.”
She steers him towards the bar, and he drapes an arm across her shoulders as they walk. “And cool, right?” he asks, suddenly sounding a bit more sober.
“Am I cool?”
She glances up at him to see that his previously gleeful expression has fallen into more of a pout. “Of course, Peter. Why?”
He sighs dramatically. “Lately it seems like Groot doesn’t think I’m as cool as he used to, y’know? Like, he used to think I was the coolest guy in the galaxy.” Gamora’s not sure that’s true, but she lets him continue uninterrupted. “Now all he seems to care about are those video games.”
Gamora rubs his side soothingly. She’s pointed out to him many times that Groot is an adolescent now and, according to the parenting books she’s read (which is something she’d never expected to find herself doing) this is a normal phase for him.
That never seems to placate Peter, though.
“You can tell him the pants swap story, then,” she says. “He’ll be very impressed.”
“Yeah, he will be,” he says confidently as they reach the bar and Gamora orders him a water. “Are you impressed?”
She purses her lips and looks him up and down, then says with as straight a face as she can, “To be honest, I’m more impressed by your tight pants.”
He flushes and puffs his chest out with pride. “Do you wanna go get me out of these?” he asks in a conspiratorial whisper.
She rolls her eyes and points to the glass of water the bartender has just set in front of him. “Why don’t you sober up a little first?”
“Soooooooo.” He looks at her as if he’s trying to read her face, which he’s normally good at even while drunk. “Is that a ‘yes?’”
“It’s a ‘maybe later.’ Now drink.”
He grins like he’s won the lottery and picks up his water. “I still got it.”
Gamora smiles indulgently; he’s a dork, but he’s her dork. “Yes, you do.”
“How could you keep it from me (Y/N), we are best friends, I thought we were best friends” “Harry said looking serious.”Harry, we are best-” he kept going completely ignoring what I was telling him “I can´t believe you keep it from me, oh and we haven’t got to the crucial subject. Out of all the guys, you could’ve chosen to date you picked Malfoy.” He let it all out with a desperate whisper clearly mad and hurt. “This,” I said pointing at himself trying so hard not to tear up “Is exactly why I didn’t tell you, you are going crazy about it and it isn’t helping. I know we-I hid it from you, from everyone, because he is Malfoy. I know what people would’ve said if we acted like a normal couple, especially you. I stood up and went back to my room avoiding any further arguing.
I couldn’t sleep so when the light started to creep into the room I got up and tried to make myself look less like shit and more like a human. Quietly I left the room with my bad and books and went outside to the take a walk. I saw Hagrid on his garden taking care of his pumpkins. “Good morning Hagrid” I greeted him giving him a smile. “the pumpkins are looking good.”
“Ohh, Good mornin’ (Y/N)” He smiled at me “I be’ they’re, ma babies are growin’ pretty big. Soon they’ll be the size o’ Fangs,” he said pleased with himself as he kept watering the pumpkins. ” wai’ a minu’, wha’ are yeh doin’ here this ear’y” he looked down at me. “I woke up like wanting to take a walk you know, before breakfast.” I lied. Well, in tha’ case enjoy the fresh air before yeh go ter breakfas’” After our little chat I made my way to the Great Hall almost at the door I hear my name being called.
i am unsure whether or not you're familiar with the pjo series but im writing an 'orochimaru adopts nico di angelo who wound up in the naruto verse by mistake' fic and its honestly the most amusing thing i've ever written
That sounds amazing okay yes?? Creepy death boy and creepy snake man is not a combo I thought I wanted but apparently my life has been lacking this.
Actually Todoroki wasnt really comfortable
with way too much PDA anyways (depending on the day, the mood and the
confidence within him) so at first he wouldnt even notice his fresh
partner’s issue but as perceptive as he was… Of course he would
catch up on that soon enough when he reached out for their hand even
while they were alone, sitting on his bed in all privacy.
would often excuse themselves for the need to take a shower or to get
something from downstairs or whatever seemed convenient and suitable enough but worst was
when they just pulled away without a word or explanation. Though
they wouldnt be like that if he put he’d put his hands or arms around
their frame or particular body parts – only their hands were
off-limit somehow. Except for the times that they were bathing,
showering together or during the deed, which mildly concerned the
young male. What was bothering them so much that they wouldnt hold
hands on most casual and private opportunities?
Todoroki would respect everything they’d explain to him so one day
when he reached for their hand because he felt confident and in the
mood today, his lover pulled back again within less than a second.
„(Name)…“, he mumbled their name, his brows pulled
Okay they reached the limit, they noticed by seeing
a disconcerting expression crossing the boy’s beautiful features.
That was the time where the other had to finally explain themselves
because for one, they didnt want him to feel worried or concerned
about such a small thing and for two, someday it had to be spoken out
loud anyways. „My palms are … sweaty.“
His mouth formed
a small oh as he caught how uncomfortable they were about it while
telling him, fidgeting with their fingers to distract themselves.
„If it worries you, I assure you I dont care about such a
trivial thing.“, his hand carefully reached out for theirs again,
though now being face to face. Todoroki gave them enough time to pull
away if they became too uncomfortable as he laced their fingers
slowly together, a small smile showing itself on his lips as they
were finally together. His love really worried about the most weird
things ever, it was so amusing and adorable at the same time.
seemed like they didnt flinch away and… he felt kind of of
relieved. As gentle as possible he pulled his partner’s hand to
his lips and placing a sweet kiss on it. „If it’s alright with you,
only.“, indirectly asking for permission to take their hands into
his from time to time. They blushed at the gesture and shook their
head violently, giving him the hint that they wouldnt mind at all if
he did. Sweaty hands or not didnt change the love he felt for them
including the need to be close to each other even if it was just that
small of a thing like holding hands. Because even this meant a lot to
It’s husbando scenario and a common problem. Bless you, sister. Hope i did this alright in my half-awake condition. May correct things tmrw.
Something that’s been brewing in my brain for the past two days - a different take on Nesta and Cassian’s “classic moment”. :)
Nesta adjusted her earbuds before sitting on the floor to finish her stretches. It had been a grueling workout today and she relished the soreness in her muscles. Maybe it would help her sleep tonight. After a week of tossing and turning she decided to try bodily exhaustion as a sleeping technique. Arching her arm over her body to touch her foot, she tried to keep her mind away from her worries. Tomas didn’t deserve any part of her thoughts anymore, let alone her time or effort. Unfortunately, he wasn’t staying away, and his surprise visits had her thinking Feyre was right, she should get a restraining order before anything more serious happened. Shaking her head, she let go of those thoughts once again and laid down flat on her back, turned her volume up louder, and decided to get lost in the music for a while to clear her mind of unpleasant memories. ***** Cassian was just heading out of the gym when he spotted her. She was alone in the workout room, apparently having just finished a hard workout based on the sexy sheen of sweat coating her skin. He had seen her here for the past few weeks now, but his attempts at flirting with her had failed every time. His friends called her the Ice Queen, but Cassian felt there was a fire burning within her, and it drew him back to her again and again. He had tried many times to get to know her better, but every time she had swiftly shut him down. He only knew her name because he had broken down and asked an employee of the gym. He watched as she laid back on the mat, her eyes closed. Maybe a more direct approach would get him the date he’s been anxiously trying for. Setting his bag down, he walked over to her until he was near her feet, then he got down on all fours and crawled towards her with a smirk on his face. ***** Music calmed Nesta’s circling thoughts. She could lose herself in the songs and forget her troubles. She slowly breathed in and out, consciously willing her thoughts to calm and her heart rate to slow. She was finally feeling her tense body start to relax when the lights in the room darkened. Opening her eyes, she was startled to find a male directly above her. She was so shocked she screamed while raising her arms to shove him away and jerking her knees up. The sexy smirk that was on his face vanished as her knee connected with his balls, and he suddenly collapsed on top of her, causing her scream to cut off as the air went out of her lungs with a whoosh from his immense weight now landing on her. ***** Cassian had never felt such pain in his entire life. He was lost to all other senses, zeroing in on his groin and the fire that was flaring between his legs. Shit, she had nailed him right in the balls, and it was all he could do not to weep at the intensity of the pain. Slowly, he started to breath again and became aware of his surroundings, starting with her scent. Even with the sweat coating her body she smelled amazing, and his face was in the crook of her neck, her skin silky soft against his cheek. Then he heard her, making some sort of muffled noises, and with a gasp he realized he was smothering her and she was trying to breath. Quickly he raised himself up on his arms to look at her, anxiety making his features panicked. He looked down at her to discover she was…laughing? She was laughing so hard it was the silent, gasping laughter, and tears were actually starting to form in the corner of her eyes. Now Cassian was confused, and beginning to get angry. “What the hell are you laughing at?” He demanded. Wheezing, she managed to calm herself enough to look at him, only to crack up laughing again. Frustrated, he rolled off her to lie next to her, still curled inward from the pain. After several minutes she calmed down enough to look at him and exclaim, still giggling, “The look on your face!” “My face? My balls!” he groaned, and with that she erupted into another fit of laughter. “I’m glad you find this amusing,” he smirked. Her laugh was the most beautiful thing he had ever heard. "I don’t think I’ll be able to stand up straight for a week.“ Still gasping for breath, Nesta turned her head to face him and said, "Maybe next time you’ll think twice before straddling me!” “Is that an invitation, sweetheart?” Groaning, Nesta began to get up off the floor. "Wipe that insufferable smirk off your face, Cassian. I’ve made it quite clear how I feel about your advances on me.“ Then she turned and headed towards the exit. Just as she reached the door, Cassian called out, "So clear that you’ve somehow learned my name, sweetheart?” All he saw was her middle finger before the door closed. Rising slowly through the pain, Cassian grinned. "There’s the fire I love.“