most adorable human being on the planet

I love the Humans are Weird, Space Australia, Space Orcs thing so ive been thinking about the whole humans are loyal and hard working and how aliens definitely want a human on their team. (I cant find the source,) and i started thinking…. are humans like the dogs of space??

Think about it. Once a human spills their pack bond all over the crew, they would basically lay down their lives to protect them or help them. Do anything for them.

Imagine, the crew is exploring a planet or something and after the human crewmate has gushed over every adorable life form and ate all the berries off of bushes and given all the alien crew members the equivalent of a heart attack.

The aliens realize they’re being followed. They assume its the indigenous life forms of the planet staying back and observing them. But suddenly the human is on edge, and alert and sticking close to the crew members.

The alien crew members know that the human instinct is better than most. They start to move back toward the ship before anything can escalate. The things watching them attack. The human tries to protect the crew members as best as he could but slowly all the other alien crew members are captured and the human got away because of their quick reflexes, strength and perseverance.

He returns to the ship but hes hurt. Broken bones and blood lose. But nothing compares to loosing his team mates. His pack mates.

He stops the bleeding, sews himself up. He finds the tracking device and looks up the position of his crew they’re all in the same area. The human waits for dark to fall then goes for the attack.

The crew members are prepared for death. Theyve made peace with it. At least their human got away. Maybe he could have contacted help. Maybe he ran away, its what they would have done. It was the logical option after all.

Then they hear the screams of the enemies. Blood curdling cries and horrible sounds reach their hearing orifices and the aliens have no idea what it could be. Something even worse than the enemies, thats for sure. The aliens stay quiet, and after awhile no more sounds reach them. Its quiet. Quiet, but for a slight beeping.

The beeping gets louder, and closer and the aliens hold their breath until they see a small, familiar shadow.

Their human! He tracked them, and defeated the enemy, all on his own! He flashes his teeth in what is known as a grin. He releases his crew mates and once they’re all released the human passes out from the exertion. Only to wake up onboard the ship and the aliens are all surrounding him because their handbook says humans should wake up surrounded by familiar faces when distressed.

(Feel free to add to this!!)

Waking up in the mornings


  • Up by 4 AM every day to do his hair and go on a jog
  • “An athlete can only be good as his diet lets him be!”
  • No, seriously, he eats almost enough food for the entire Miyagi prefecture every single morning and it’s the most disgusting thing anyone’s ever seen
  • Fuck him, he’s a morning person


  • Grumbles as he forces himself out of bed at 5 to go jogging with Oikawa with sheer willpower
  • Likes to spend his breakfast sipping coffee and reading whatever catches his interest
  • His favorite breakfast meal includes a bowl of rice, two fried eggs, and fish
  • Not a morning person, but 8:30 to him is the regular person’s 10:30 so it’s chill


  • Is an absolute force of bitter death and destruction until he gets a cup of coffee into him
  • Once at the Seijoh Sleepover™, Oikawa hid Makki’s coffee grounds and was consequentially forced onto the ground in a strangle hold until they were given back to him
  • He can function as a human being and deal with people’s (Oikawa’s) shit much better after a cup of coffee as black as his soul
  • Favorite breakfast meal includes toast with sides of butter and jam, boiled eggs, and juice


  • Wakes up almost-late every day
  • Laziest motherfucker on this planet #2
  • Would eat a piece of paper for breakfast and not care in the least
  • His tongue is as dead as Squidward’s hopes and dreams
  • Coffee doesn’t really affect him so he has to suffer through the drowsiness on his own, rip


  • Is the most adorable thing ever waking up
  • Makes tiny yawning and grumbling noises for the first 15-20 minutes of consciousness and is extremely embarrassed that everyone says its the cutest thing in the world
  • Has and will fight you for all the meat on the table during breakfast
  • @ the Seijoh Sleepover™, he stared at Matsun with such intensity that he handed over the last octopus sausage over without argument


  • Will punch you if you try to talk to him when he wakes up
  • Glares at people like they murdered his entire family
  • Yahaba’s cutesy act leaves him speechless and red in the face
  • Really fucking loves rice
  • Usually eats convenience store crap for breakfast so he get’s really excited when there’s actual rice and shit


  • “He’s probably a monster when he wakes up”
  • “There’s no way someone can be so happy all the time, after all”
  • Rises with a smile so bright it’s like Jesus blessed his teeth
  • Wakes up and greets the day with a warm “Good morning! Wow, I slept so great last night!”
  • #ActualChildofGoodness2k16
  • Will eat anything and everything and comment on how delicious it is, and then offer to do the dishes
  • Hanamaki once threatened to slap him for being too happy


  • Goes to sleep at a responsible time
  • Wakes up blinking and lethargic for three minutes
  • Afterwards is completely normal
  • Loves greasy food in the morning


  • Laziest motherfucker on this planet #1
  • Didn’t go to sleep last night until 5 AM
  • Favorite breakfast items include poptarts, commercial cereal, extra sugary coffee, and a jar of melted salt caramel, i.e. enough sugar to kill a medium sized water buffalo
  • Is a literal zombie until he gets to school, falls asleep through his first three classes, and then starts functioning normally around lunch time
(these gifs aren’t mine, cred goes all to the owners)

Dear @taylorswift,

   My name is Mélanie, I am 19 years old and I am from France. I just want to write this post because I never got the chance to meet you nor see you live and I want you to know how much you mean to me and how much you have changed my life for the best. I’ve been a fan of you since 2011. At the time I was 13 and I was in such a bad place because I was struggling a lot with self-confidence and I had such a low self-esteem. My best friend of 7 seven years left without no explanation and this was probably the worst thing I’ve ever experienced because of the way things ended. I was slowly losing myself and my whole world was slowly falling apart before my eyes as I had to go through things such as bullying and family problems as well. However, I will always remember that cold December day. I was wandering around on Youtube, feeling overwhelmed by this feeling that wouldn’t let go of resistance and I ended up finding you and watching the music video for ‘Ours’ and I immediately fell in love with this song especially because of the lyric “people throw rocks at things that shine” which helped me a lot to realize my worth and support me into my healing journey. Since this day I’ve made the decision to support every day and I don’t regret anything, you have been my escape and my permanent home and you were one the reasons why I never gave up on my life because you always keep beautiful energies flowing. I truly believe that the universe brings the right people and circumstances into our life at the perfect time and you’re a stunning proof. The way you tell stories through your songs that make them personal but also relatable to millions is beyond admirable and I hope you never stop doing what you are doing because your talent is what helped me stay grounded despite the collective sadness & anger I felt. For the past few years I haven’t had the easiest time of my life but I’m so happy I got to grow with someone like you, so humble and enchanting and I am taking my time to heal, grow and fall in love with myself again cause that’s how much you impact on me and on other people as well. I’ve caught myself a lot genuinely smiling while listening to your music. I can give you a million reasons as to why I love you till the end of this earth, without even mentioning all the things you have done for me indirectly, just the things you do every day with no hesitation just gentle gestures from your big heart. You are the most goodness potent human being on this planet and you make a sublime effect on everyone you encounter, naturally. You always teach me something new everyday and you always bring me back to myself time after time and I couldn’t be more grateful to live at the same time as you. Thank you for making me believe karma is real and for teaching me how to stand up for myself with humility and wisdom. I swear the stars that made you must have left a piece of them in all of us. I love you, I adore you. You are so incredible that it heals.

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Sheamus x Reader Oneshot





Originally posted by littledozerbaby

Why did you accept this invitation? You knew this wouldn’t be a good idea. A pool party at Sheamus’ house. Spending time with Sheamus wasn’t the problem nor the party itself. It sounded great… wouldn’t there be the requirement of being almost naked. It wasn’t even the swimming that concerned you, it was more who would attend to that party. Sheamus told you that mostly his co-workers would be present. That meant that nobody you really knew would be there. Not to forget many beautiful, talented and athletic women would be there too… and to be quite frank, you were nothing of the above. You were a smaller, not the best looking and definitely not an athletic girl. You were just a normal IT Specialist. The only excercise you would get was when you walked into your kitchen to get another cup of coffee.

But of course you had to say yes. You knew Sheamus from his earlier days, when he was your coworker back in Ireland. You two bonded over the love for wrestling but you were devasted when he told you that he would leave to become a wrestler. You were afraid to loose contact with him but gladly he would always reach out to you. It always made your day when you recieved a short text from him. Despite the distance you two were still inseparably. Always searching ways to be near eachother in any way. If it was about Skype calls or sending packages with little gifts. He even got you tickets to see him live and you gladly visited him at his home in the US. Sometimes he would surprise you with unannounced visits in Ireland. He would just stand infront of you door with a big grin and a box of your favourite chocolate. He was never failing to make you laugh and you were one of the few people that knew his soft side. When you moved to the US 2 years ago he helped you find an appartment near his and he would always help you to get over your homesickness. Sheamus was a true friend and you couldn’t wish for a better one.

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Tierra: Peter Parker

requested: nope! i just love peter parker with all my heart

pairing: Peter Parker x hero!reader

word count: 3k

warnings: lil bit of fluff, lots of injuries, and cacw spoilers

summary: You and Peter meet right before flying off to Germany, and neither of you expect the bond that grows between you.

a/n: clearly i got a little carried away. i saw a lot of stuff about like Stark’s daughter!reader and i decided to take my own spin on it, in a way. I hope you enjoy!

Peter thought it was just an ordinary weekday.

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Happy National Coming Out Day wishes from the most beautiful human being on the planet.

anonymous asked:

Twice reaction where their s/o have like a dark past

❄Warnings: swearing, triggering content (ptsd, depression, suicide, anxiety, etc.)



You told her everything. All of the pain that came with the past. What did she do? She listened. Nayeon didn’t say a single word as you talked, letting all of your deep, dark secrets come out. It felt both relieving and scary to tell her these things. You didn’t know how she’d react, and god, you were hoping that she would still love you the same way she did before you opened up yourself to her. When you had finished, you both sat in silence. The silence was neither comforting nor awkward. It was just silence. Nayeon didn’t know what to think. You didn’t either. Letting out a sigh, you began to stand up from the couch the two of you were sitting on. ‘Maybe this was a mistake,’ you think to yourself. Before you leave the room, however, you feel a hand grip the hem of your shirt. It was Nayeon.

“I don’t know what to say to you right now, but please don’t leave. It’s okay. I still love you.”

Originally posted by pikachenbythesea


Similar to Nayeon, Tzuyu wouldn’t interrupt you as you told her about your past. It was obvious to you that she was slightly uncomfortable in the situation, but that was only because she didn’t know what was okay for her to say. She didn’t know what was going to make you break even more, and she didn’t want that. As you were talking about your abusive past, a few tears formed and threatened to slip out of the corners of your eyes. Tzuyu brushed them away before letting you continue with your story. Hearing what those people had done to you in the past… while she wasn’t particularly mad, she was more worried about how you were doing. This was the most broken Tzuyu had ever seen you, and it was tearing at her. When you had finished telling her about your past, Tzuyu looked at you in the eyes, flashing you one of her gorgeous smiles.

“Don’t worry, (Y/N). You’re okay now. You’re safe. I won’t let those people come close to you ever again.”

Originally posted by twicesonce


“W-well, it all started…” It was hard for you to find the right words. You wanted to tell her about your past, and you felt like you had to in order to keep your relationship progressing. Having this secret of yours act as a barrier between the two of you was hard. Jeongyeon had a general idea of what your past was like, and more than anything she wanted to help you. Pushing you into telling her, however, was not something she wanted to do.

“It’s okay, (Y/N). You don’t have to tell me right now.” You shook your head before continuing to tell Jeongyeon about your past. Your father, the bullies, everything. As you told her, she couldn’t help but stare at you in awe and admiration. From what you were telling her, it sounded like you had a pretty rough past, and the fact that you were able to continue smiling as brightly as you did and be as optimistic as you were… she admired you for it. For how strong you were, and for how brave you always are.

“Don’t say anymore, (Y/N). You’ve been through enough today. We can finish this another time.” I love you, (Y/N).

Originally posted by bullet-proof-girlscouts


She gripped tightly onto your hand as her other hand rested on your thigh. Midway through telling her about your past, you had broken down, yet you still continued to tell her about the part of your life that troubled you so much. Every now and then, she would let out a soft “mmhm” or “yeah” or “i get that” to let you know that she was still listening to you. Reacting to such serious situations was difficult, and Momo honestly didn’t know what she was going to do or say after you had finished.

“I’m sorry if this all made you uncomfortable or anything. I felt the need to tell you, though. I wanted you to know.” You look up to see Momo with tears in her eyes. You’re startled by her reaction. The grip on your hand is much more firm, yet it’s shaky at the same time. Momo takes a few deep breaths, trying to calm herself so that she can get out a proper sentence.

“You’re never alone, (Y/N). Whatever happened then, whatever happens now, those things don’t matter. I will always remain by your side. I love you too much to let you go.”


Originally posted by sunoudoroppu


Mina was downright angry with all of the shit those bullies had put you through. What kind of people would be so heartless as to completely take away, shatter, and drop the heart of the most adorable human being on the entire planet. It was hard for her to sit there and listen to what you were saying. Mina wanted to set things right with those crude people, but she knew that wouldn’t help you right now. So instead of beating the crap out of those jerks (although, Mina’s way too nice to do that), she sat there and listened to everything you had to say, making sure you were not alone during such a hard time. She never knew you had such an upbringing, and she wished she was brought into your life sooner so that she could have ended your suffering sooner. At the end of your painful memories, she hugged you for a long while, basking in the sweet feeling of your arms around her. Only when she felt your form trembling did she realize you were crying.

“They’re gone and out of your life now, (Y/N). How about you take a nice bath, and I’ll make you some dinner, okay? You don’t have to say anything else. Just know that I’m here for you.”

Originally posted by queerbyul


“And that was when she started abusing me…” Telling Sana about your past reasons for not wanting to date was tough, and the entire time, she sat there with her mouth agape. No wonder why you were so hesitant when you two first started dating. Now that Sana was thinking about it, she wondered if she had pressured you into dating her. After all, she was a bit persistent, as were your friends. Sana like you a lot,, however; you were different from the rest. Your smile illuminated her entire being, your laughter captured everyones hearts, and you cared so much for people that, at first, Sana didn’t even think you were real. You were beyond beautiful, and she didn’t want anyone else but you. Hearing what your ex had done to you made her mad, there’s no denying that. However, when it comes down to it, she was glad that you worked up the courage to break if off with her. If anything, Sana was incredibly proud and way more attracted to you. It just proves how strong you really are.

You weren’t able to look Sana in the eyes at all as you told her this. Only when you felt her hand on your did you look up at her; she had tears in her eyes, but she wore a small smile on her face. 

“I won’t ever treat you like that. I promise, so don’t run away from me anymore. I won’t hurt you.”

Originally posted by peachjunny


If I had to describe Dahyun in five words when you told her about your past, I would choose “she looked ready to fight.” How could anyone hurt such a lovable, caring, and extremely nice person such as yourself? You were lovely; you were everything to her. Dahyun wasn’t oblivious. She knew you had some sort of trouble with your past; there was a reason why you were diagnosed with ptsd, after all. 

“Is this why you sometimes lock yourself in the bathroom?” Dahyun asked. You nodded your head. Your memories flooded your mind, making you want to scream and cry. In fact, you almost did. You were able to control yourself a little, however, but you still let out a little squeak. Dahyun’s heart shattered at the sight; she brought you in for a huge hug and stroked your back, shushing you from saying anything else. You didn’t need to. She knew what went on, and she was glad that you at least made the effort to tell her. 

“Whatever happened back then is in the past. I don’t like seeing how badly it’s taking its toll on you, but I know how hard it is to move past such a traumatic event. Rely on me a little more from time to time, okay? It’s okay to not be strong all the time. I still love you more than anything, and that will never change.”

Originally posted by soyinterrogacion


Chaeyoung wasn’t the kind of person to say anything in order to comfort you. If anything, it was the silence that she brought along with her that comforted you the most. You told her everything: the lies they had told you, the feelings you had felt, and all of the insecurities that arose during that time. Every morning, you would take anxiety and depression pills, and every evening, you would have to go check in with a counselor. She understood that what you were going through was serious, but she never imagined such a harsh upbringing. You had no family, your friends betrayed you, and everyone you went to for help would ignore you, acting as if you were a ghost. 

“I sometimes wonder if everything was just one huge mistake. Maybe… it would’ve been better if I had never been born.” This snapped something inside of Chaeyoung. How could you say something like that? How could you say something like that in front of her? You meant the entire world to her, and hearing you say such a thing made her want to slap you back into reality. She didn’t, though. Instead, she simply tackled you with a hug. Tears streamed down her face.

“You are everything to me and so much more. I don’t know what I would be doing if you weren’t here. Twice loves you, and so do I. Never forget that there are people out there who care for you. Even though those people in the past didn’t treat you right, that doesn’t mean that there aren’t people here today who won’t. I love you more than anything. Always have and always will.”

Originally posted by jinsoulies


“I guess you could say everything started to fall a part when I heard that my mother passed away.” Jihyo didn’t know when she began to cry. All she knew was that she was definitely not leaving you alone ever again. She pulled you into a hug with a death grip. Jihyo was never one for pda, but right now was an exception. You needed her there, and she understood that. Coming out about such sensitive topics wasn’t easy for anyone. Learning about what had happened to you… How you were kidnapped, sold to a madman, and treated like a caged animal… how could anyone do that to you? She held you tighter and tighter as more words came out of your mouth. No one should have to go through such an experience. Nobody. When you finished speaking, none of you said a single word for quite a long time. You and Jihyo sat there, crying together and basking in the pain from the past. Jihyo managed to calm down, wiping her tears away, and wiping away yours as well. 

“If anyone comes for you like that ever again, cry for me. I swear to god, I will never leave your side ever again.” She smiled a weak smile towards you. “I love you, (Y/N). I love you so much. So so so much.”

Originally posted by dimplesjae


Thanks for the request, anon! Sorry about the screw up last night. Hope you enjoy!


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Jack Lowden


The one where hasn’t seen you in a while and you reunite at a Dunkirk cast party.

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Summary: Phil finally makes a move on the cute underclassman who has been crushing on him for awhile now. (Just a fluffy humorous High School AU)

“Why don’t you go introduce yourself to him? Staring at him twenty four seven will only make you seem like a creeper.”

“W-What?” Dan quickly turned around to face his friend Louise, who looked like she was trying not to laugh.  It was lunchtime so the cafeteria was filled with students of all ages, and that included the upperclassmen.

The target of Dan’s obvious staring was Phil Lester. He was seventeen years old with dyed black hair and bright blue eyes that Dan swore had gold and green swirls. He wore a space jacket and carried around a galaxy themed backpack with a pokemon keychain. In other words, he was the boy Dan had been crushing on for at least three months now, since the beginning of the school year.

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anonymous asked:

Do you follow any artists on Youtube? :)

I do! There are some really amazing artists on youtube :D I think some of my favorites are:

1.  BananaJamana: Jamie is literally the most precious human being on the face of the planet!!! She’s an amazing painter (like actual oil paintings, not digital) and crafter of many cute/adorable things :D Seriously I watch her videos when I need a dose of sunshine in my day. 

2. Fran Menses: Fran is legitimately the reason I keep on trying to paint with watercolors. Like her drawings are so whimsical and pretty. Also, she give A+ advice to artists :D 

3. DrawingWiffWaffles: I am honestly jealous of this girl’s ability to make entertaining drawing videos. She’s very quippy/funny and always manages to keep my attention with her videos! (which is a feat for someone like me who gets distracted by the littlest things)

Those are really my top 3 favorites at the moment. But y’all should definitely let me know if there are any other awesome youtuber-artists I missed! I really should subscribe to more artists  :D 


“Andy is forever Shinhwa’s maknae. However, at some point, he became like a friend, or sometimes he’d be like a hyung. I used to be the type to talk about my worries with the same age members but now I tell them to Andy.” - Hyesung.

Happy birthday Lee Sunho, for being the one of the most humble and beautiful human being in this planet. Please continue to be the adorable, fluffy yet mature baby in Shinhwa. Continue to smile and be happy as always. And thank you for existing ♥

Seventeen Reaction| Hip-Hop Unit | when their S/O is talking about their favorite things

| svt (hip hop unit) react to their s/o infodumping and basicaly chatting lively abt their special interests and favorite things? | word of warning i wrote this partially at like 2 am why do i do this 2 myself i should be working on christmas presents help ~Admin hedgehog (note from KT: I will talk about my fave things for hours until I sense the person doesn’t care, then I promptly shut down and not say anything for a while XD)

S.Coups/Seungcheol: is gon be like on elf those cheesy scenes in a rom com where he’s daydreaming off while looking at ur face and how adorable and pretty u are and gosh ur just the most stunning human on the planet-shit you asked him a question abort abort give them a kiss to distract them

Mingyu: he’s gonna be actually listening, even if it’s not something he’s super interested in, he’s still gonna ask questions and stuff, but mostly so that he can tease u about being a big nerd lmao he just loves watching u talk a lot and he loves how passionate u get bc i dont think mingyu could date anyone that WASNT passionate about something.

Wonwoo: sweater-darling is gonna b v v into whatever ur taking about!! even if it goes over his head a little bit, or something he isn’t really into, he’ll stop u and ask questions about it, asking u 2 explain something, or ask u how u got into whatever ur subject is, and really genuinely doing his best to support u in that lmao our lil garden-fairy is gonna go look up some books on one of ur interests so that he can talk about it more with u bc he’s sweet like that <3

Vernon/Hansol: ur gonna be able to tell if he’s bored, or lost at any point in the conversation, he’s a very expressive person in his face i’ve noticed so if you’re talking about some super in depth science thing and its kinda going over his head, all u need to do is pause, look at him, and realize he’s looking Shook™ and maybe bring the conversation to something u both enjoy lmao but other then that he hella loves watching u go on and on ur funny when u ramble