most adorable human being on the planet

Waking up in the mornings


  • Up by 4 AM every day to do his hair and go on a jog
  • “An athlete can only be good as his diet lets him be!”
  • No, seriously, he eats almost enough food for the entire Miyagi prefecture every single morning and it’s the most disgusting thing anyone’s ever seen
  • Fuck him, he’s a morning person


  • Grumbles as he forces himself out of bed at 5 to go jogging with Oikawa with sheer willpower
  • Likes to spend his breakfast sipping coffee and reading whatever catches his interest
  • His favorite breakfast meal includes a bowl of rice, two fried eggs, and fish
  • Not a morning person, but 8:30 to him is the regular person’s 10:30 so it’s chill


  • Is an absolute force of bitter death and destruction until he gets a cup of coffee into him
  • Once at the Seijoh Sleepover™, Oikawa hid Makki’s coffee grounds and was consequentially forced onto the ground in a strangle hold until they were given back to him
  • He can function as a human being and deal with people’s (Oikawa’s) shit much better after a cup of coffee as black as his soul
  • Favorite breakfast meal includes toast with sides of butter and jam, boiled eggs, and juice


  • Wakes up almost-late every day
  • Laziest motherfucker on this planet #2
  • Would eat a piece of paper for breakfast and not care in the least
  • His tongue is as dead as Squidward’s hopes and dreams
  • Coffee doesn’t really affect him so he has to suffer through the drowsiness on his own, rip


  • Is the most adorable thing ever waking up
  • Makes tiny yawning and grumbling noises for the first 15-20 minutes of consciousness and is extremely embarrassed that everyone says its the cutest thing in the world
  • Has and will fight you for all the meat on the table during breakfast
  • @ the Seijoh Sleepover™, he stared at Matsun with such intensity that he handed over the last octopus sausage over without argument


  • Will punch you if you try to talk to him when he wakes up
  • Glares at people like they murdered his entire family
  • Yahaba’s cutesy act leaves him speechless and red in the face
  • Really fucking loves rice
  • Usually eats convenience store crap for breakfast so he get’s really excited when there’s actual rice and shit


  • “He’s probably a monster when he wakes up”
  • “There’s no way someone can be so happy all the time, after all”
  • Rises with a smile so bright it’s like Jesus blessed his teeth
  • Wakes up and greets the day with a warm “Good morning! Wow, I slept so great last night!”
  • #ActualChildofGoodness2k16
  • Will eat anything and everything and comment on how delicious it is, and then offer to do the dishes
  • Hanamaki once threatened to slap him for being too happy


  • Goes to sleep at a responsible time
  • Wakes up blinking and lethargic for three minutes
  • Afterwards is completely normal
  • Loves greasy food in the morning


  • Laziest motherfucker on this planet #1
  • Didn’t go to sleep last night until 5 AM
  • Favorite breakfast items include poptarts, commercial cereal, extra sugary coffee, and a jar of melted salt caramel, i.e. enough sugar to kill a medium sized water buffalo
  • Is a literal zombie until he gets to school, falls asleep through his first three classes, and then starts functioning normally around lunch time
(these gifs aren’t mine, cred goes all to the owners)
Matter of View

Sheamus x Reader Oneshot





Originally posted by littledozerbaby

Why did you accept this invitation? You knew this wouldn’t be a good idea. A pool party at Sheamus’ house. Spending time with Sheamus wasn’t the problem nor the party itself. It sounded great… wouldn’t there be the requirement of being almost naked. It wasn’t even the swimming that concerned you, it was more who would attend to that party. Sheamus told you that mostly his co-workers would be present. That meant that nobody you really knew would be there. Not to forget many beautiful, talented and athletic women would be there too… and to be quite frank, you were nothing of the above. You were a smaller, not the best looking and definitely not an athletic girl. You were just a normal IT Specialist. The only excercise you would get was when you walked into your kitchen to get another cup of coffee.

But of course you had to say yes. You knew Sheamus from his earlier days, when he was your coworker back in Ireland. You two bonded over the love for wrestling but you were devasted when he told you that he would leave to become a wrestler. You were afraid to loose contact with him but gladly he would always reach out to you. It always made your day when you recieved a short text from him. Despite the distance you two were still inseparably. Always searching ways to be near eachother in any way. If it was about Skype calls or sending packages with little gifts. He even got you tickets to see him live and you gladly visited him at his home in the US. Sometimes he would surprise you with unannounced visits in Ireland. He would just stand infront of you door with a big grin and a box of your favourite chocolate. He was never failing to make you laugh and you were one of the few people that knew his soft side. When you moved to the US 2 years ago he helped you find an appartment near his and he would always help you to get over your homesickness. Sheamus was a true friend and you couldn’t wish for a better one.

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anonymous asked:

Do you follow any artists on Youtube? :)

I do! There are some really amazing artists on youtube :D I think some of my favorites are:

1.  BananaJamana: Jamie is literally the most precious human being on the face of the planet!!! She’s an amazing painter (like actual oil paintings, not digital) and crafter of many cute/adorable things :D Seriously I watch her videos when I need a dose of sunshine in my day. 

2. Fran Menses: Fran is legitimately the reason I keep on trying to paint with watercolors. Like her drawings are so whimsical and pretty. Also, she give A+ advice to artists :D 

3. DrawingWiffWaffles: I am honestly jealous of this girl’s ability to make entertaining drawing videos. She’s very quippy/funny and always manages to keep my attention with her videos! (which is a feat for someone like me who gets distracted by the littlest things)

Those are really my top 3 favorites at the moment. But y’all should definitely let me know if there are any other awesome youtuber-artists I missed! I really should subscribe to more artists  :D 

anonymous asked:

Okay so umm I'm kinda confused. You call Jolly your wifey/love and you guys even talk outside the Tumblr sphere but recently you said you're not looking for a committed relationship?!?! Are you guys NOT in a relationship? Or are you? Or you're just friends with benefits?

Hi anon. I’d say the whole situation is quite complicated. I consider @hollyashton as my soulmate, one of my dearest friends and I adore her from the bottom of my heart. She is one of the most amazing human beings I’ve ever met and I am glad to have her in my life. The thing is that fate can be quite a bitch sometimes: someone thought it would be a good idea to put us on different parts of the planet. There are basically 10000km separating the two of us. 🤷🏻‍♂️
It took some time to get used to that but we are cool with the situation now.

Seventeen Reaction| Hip-Hop Unit | when their S/O is talking about their favorite things

| svt (hip hop unit) react to their s/o infodumping and basicaly chatting lively abt their special interests and favorite things? | word of warning i wrote this partially at like 2 am why do i do this 2 myself i should be working on christmas presents help ~Admin hedgehog (note from KT: I will talk about my fave things for hours until I sense the person doesn’t care, then I promptly shut down and not say anything for a while XD)

S.Coups/Seungcheol: is gon be like on elf those cheesy scenes in a rom com where he’s daydreaming off while looking at ur face and how adorable and pretty u are and gosh ur just the most stunning human on the planet-shit you asked him a question abort abort give them a kiss to distract them

Mingyu: he’s gonna be actually listening, even if it’s not something he’s super interested in, he’s still gonna ask questions and stuff, but mostly so that he can tease u about being a big nerd lmao he just loves watching u talk a lot and he loves how passionate u get bc i dont think mingyu could date anyone that WASNT passionate about something.

Wonwoo: sweater-darling is gonna b v v into whatever ur taking about!! even if it goes over his head a little bit, or something he isn’t really into, he’ll stop u and ask questions about it, asking u 2 explain something, or ask u how u got into whatever ur subject is, and really genuinely doing his best to support u in that lmao our lil garden-fairy is gonna go look up some books on one of ur interests so that he can talk about it more with u bc he’s sweet like that <3

Vernon/Hansol: ur gonna be able to tell if he’s bored, or lost at any point in the conversation, he’s a very expressive person in his face i’ve noticed so if you’re talking about some super in depth science thing and its kinda going over his head, all u need to do is pause, look at him, and realize he’s looking Shook™ and maybe bring the conversation to something u both enjoy lmao but other then that he hella loves watching u go on and on ur funny when u ramble


“Andy is forever Shinhwa’s maknae. However, at some point, he became like a friend, or sometimes he’d be like a hyung. I used to be the type to talk about my worries with the same age members but now I tell them to Andy.” - Hyesung.

Happy birthday Lee Sunho, for being the one of the most humble and beautiful human being in this planet. Please continue to be the adorable, fluffy yet mature baby in Shinhwa. Continue to smile and be happy as always. And thank you for existing ♥


Summary: Phil finally makes a move on the cute underclassman who has been crushing on him for awhile now. (Just a fluffy humorous High School AU)

“Why don’t you go introduce yourself to him? Staring at him twenty four seven will only make you seem like a creeper.”

“W-What?” Dan quickly turned around to face his friend Louise, who looked like she was trying not to laugh.  It was lunchtime so the cafeteria was filled with students of all ages, and that included the upperclassmen.

The target of Dan’s obvious staring was Phil Lester. He was seventeen years old with dyed black hair and bright blue eyes that Dan swore had gold and green swirls. He wore a space jacket and carried around a galaxy themed backpack with a pokemon keychain. In other words, he was the boy Dan had been crushing on for at least three months now, since the beginning of the school year.

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Hate, Fear, And Anti-shipping Leads to the Dark Side

Originally posted by unova-queen

Seriously, guys, all these wonderful ships to choose from and you just choose to be salty.

I just got sucked into Reylo (after sampling pretty much ever other ship), and I’m surprised at the level of vitriol I’ve found. Some of the most insidious bullshit I’m seeing is that Reylo is celebrating abuse.

So let’s deconstruct the relationship of Kylo and Rey, the text and subtext, the wider cultural context, and let’s be really honest with ourselves. As someone who has survived abuse, I see what the antis could be getting at, but what’s more important is what they’re wilfully ignoring.

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I think my favorite trope in Genosai fanfiction is when Genos, the Cyborg frickin’ Prince looks at Saitama, their world’s favorite bald punchline  and genuinely thinks he’s the most beautiful man on the planet, like, “Oh, no, why is this man so sexy and perfect, he’s so out of my league, ugh, this isn’t fair.”

And then when Genos confesses his feelings, his opinion on his sensei’s sexual appeal bursts out like a dam and Saitama’s flooded with more compliments than he’s every been used to, like “What? Me? Really????”

I also like the roles reversed too, like Genos is okay with his body because it’s cool, and dangerous and he picked it out, but Saitama thinks he’s most adorable human being on the planet. It’s hard for Genos to accept himself as “cute”, but has to respect Saitama-sensei’s personal opinion!

Haha… I need a praise-kink-in-front-of-the-mirror fic….

Tomorrow is the day. The day we’ll finally see the most amazing, most beautiful, most precious, most talented, most adorable, and most perfect human being to ever walk on this planet again. Yes, tomorrow is the day we get to see Ten on Elementary School Teacher and I am fucking ready. I am ready to see Ten being his loveable self and bias wreck me like only he can.