Dear dad, I have spent over ten years and $94,000 putting together my mosquito costume and now I am pleased to announce that I have become a mosquito. The costume is quite realistic and I have even attached bladders to the nose thing so I can suck up liquids when I puncture them with my nose thing. I could be buzzing all around you on a hot summer day and you wouldn’t even recognize me as your son-child, you would just think “get away mosquito”. From my point of view you would be three thousand dads because of the way I’ve designed the eyeballs. I might be saying “dad it’s me, dad it’s me.” but you wouldn’t be able to understand my language because of its buzzing. I am also into plastics now and I am making plastic tubes that you can suck liquids through kind of like my mosquito nose but used for different reasons. Hope you’re doing well at camp, see you soon.