mosquito and spider

Austin Nights - Part 7

Pairing: Single!Jensen × Reader

Word Count: About 3400

Summary: The reader lives in Austin and unknowingly runs into Jensen at a bonfire and sparks fly. Part 1  Part 2  Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6

Warnings: Language

Obviously I intend no hate or ill wishes to him or his family. This is purely just for writing and wasting my time.

This is purely for a hobby and my enjoyment. Maybe some of you will enjoy it too. I am by no means a writer so I apologize in advance for any mistakes or grammatical/spelling errors. I appreciate any feedback or suggestions!

Special thanks and shout out to @misguidedconqueress for reviewing, editing, suggestions, and as always putting up with me.

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The bittersweet feeling was lost as your stomach hit the floor trying to comprehend what the principal was saying. “Wait… What? I’m being fired?!”

“How would you phrase it for the children… think of it as an adventure, and new chapter in life…” The principal stated, causing your temper to start boiling.

“But I don’t understand, at my last performance review there were no concerns at all.” You argued.

“It’s more about the changes in your personal life interfering with your work here.” She continued.

Your mind was running trying to piece together what on earth she was talking about. “I’ve never let my personal life come into my work? If you are referring to the vacation, I had more than enough days.” You contented, trying to defend your dignity.

“Are you really that clueless? Think of who you are dating. The entire school knows. Your schedule is booking up with girls simply to ask you about it.” She scoffed unimpressed.

“Is this what it is about?” You stood up and paced the office. “You can’t fire me based off of my love life!”

“Is that a raised tone?” She jotted down in her notes. “Very unprofessional.”

You huffed in frustration; sitting back down in the chair and pursing your lips together thinking of what to say next. “You’re not thinking about all the good things that could come from this. Think of all the students who will now be coming for appointments who previously wouldn’t have shown any interest, it could be a good way in. Not to mention, his friend Jared is a very strong advocate for depression and mental illness, I’m sure he would be more than happy to do a presentation at the school…” You suggested.

“I’m afraid this is not up for debate. Your online postings, which students do have access to, are extremely unprofessional. You are at bars, drinking, public displays of affection, frankly you are not a good role model for these children.” She firmly explained.

A single tear slide down your cheek but you refused to acknowledge it. “Fine, I hope one day you realize the mistake you’ve made. If that’s all, I’ll pack my things.”

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Belarusian vocabulary - animals

I’ve decided to make some Belarusian vocabulary lists since this language doesn’t get the love it deserves. However, I’m not a native speaker so there may be mistakes, if you spot them please let me know.

жывёлы - animals 
птушкі - birds 
рыбы - fish
насякомыя, кузуркі - insects

сабака - dog 
шчаня, (шчанюк) - puppy 
кошка - cat 
кацяня - kitten 
пацук - rat 
мыш - mouse 
асёл - donkey 
конь - horse  
кабыла - mare 
бык - bull  
карова - cow  
казёл - billy-goat 
каза - goat 
казляня - kid  
свіння - pig 
свінаматка - sow 
парася - piglet 
трус - rabbit 
заяц - hare 
крот - mole 
вожык - hedgehog
вавёрка - squirrel 
лiсiца - fox 
воўк - wolf 
мядзведзь - bear 
алень - deer 
лань - doe 

арол - eagle 
сокал, коршак ястраб - hawk, falcon 
сцярвятнік - vulture 
крумкач - raven 
варона - crow
голуб - dove  
фазан - pheasant 
курапатка - partridge 
індычка - turkey  
паўлін - peacock 
певень - rooster 
курыца - hen 
качка - duck 
гусь - goose
лебедзь - swan

змяя - snake  
яшчарка - lizard  
хамелеон - chameleon 
жаба - frog 

муравей - ant 
мошка - gnat 
муха - fly  
матылёк - butterfly 
страказа - dragonfly 
святляк - firefly  
божая кароўка - ladybug 
чмель - bumblebee 
пчала - bee
аса - wasp
камар - mosquito 
прус - cockroach 
павук - spider  

малпа - ape  
лятучая мыш, кажан - bat 
папугай - parrot 
страус - ostrich 
леў - lion 
ільвіца - lioness 
гепард - cheetah
леапард - leopard 
тыгр - tiger 
гіена - hyena 
шакал - jackal 
вярблюд - camel 
зебра - zebra 
жырафа - giraffe 
слон - elephant 
насарог - rhinoceros
бегемот - hippopotamus 
буйвал - buffalo
кракадзіл - crocodile 
кенгуру - kangaroo

It’s time for the post-camping catalogue of mysterious bruises, scrapes, rashes, and bug bites. 

  • One mysterious bruise on my elbow, likely caused by my backpack strap
  • No scrapes, rashes, or ticks!
    • A Triumph!
  • Mosquito bites:
    • Right ankle (possibly a spider-bite)
    • Left bicep
    • Scalp behind right ear
  • Most impressive injury of the trip: 
    • Matched pair of mosquito bites just above and just below the earpiece of my glasses at my left temple

I will say that all my soreness today is concentrated in my glutes and thighs, which is excellent, because it means that my backpack was fitted and strapped properly and thus wasn’t putting undue amounts of weight on my shoulders or lower back. 

I spend all my god damn time in the fucking jungle hunting down giant spiders and scorpions… I crossed paths with a full grown king cobra out there today (she was gorgeous but did not give me the chance to document her). 
No bites…no stings…not one incident of bitey-jabby trouble in my 4 years of being out there (except for one bite from an H. diardi, and that’s because I was being clumsy). 

I sit down to eat dinner at a korean restaurant in the middle of town, and I get nailed by a small spider wasp. First time getting stung by anything on this side of the globe. Exciting!

She was on my shawl and nailed me when my hand unwittingly brushed over her. Felt like being poked with a very tiny sewing needle, and at first I wasn’t sure if it was a real pain or not (I get phantom “stinging” pain all the time lmfao). But it persisted and felt like someone was poking with that same little sewing needle in time with my pulse.
I looked down to see if I could find a perpetrator, and found her sitting on my knee–with antennae that would have had me mistaking her for a winged ant rather than an actual wasp, had it not been for the fact that she had just buried her ass-knife into my hand. 
She took off and left me with only the rapidly ebbing parting gift which had produced welt that appeared like a fresh mosquito bite.  


Irl, spider wasps are pretty savage and fascinating creatures. They sting their prey (spiders) to paralyze it, and then lay their eggs in or on the paralyzed victim. The rest–I’m sure you can put together for yourselves.

In this world, if humans get bitten 100 times by a given animal, they gain some of the animal’s superhuman traits. Mosquito, cat, and spider powers are common, but the animal you got your traits from is definitely unusual.

I met a new friend this morning while they were enjoying their breakfast of another bug. The whole web was probably two feet across. And yes, I left it because I hate mosquitoes more than I hate spiders. Bon appetit tonight, little buddy.

All bugs can be organized into one of three categories: homies, chillers, and haters.
Hornets, wasps, mosquitos are haters.
Most spiders are homies, cause, in reality they eat shitty bugs, some spiders are chillers cause they dont really do anything, but also some spiders are haters, because they’ll kill you. Learn to tell the difference.
Bees are homies but they become haters if you fuck with them.

Really, that’s only what I’ve come up with… But hello, I’m Jay and It’s been a LONG time since I’ve done this introduction shit.

When a bug enters my room

As soon as they fly into my room (or I discover a spider or any other living things ) : IT’S YOUR DEATH DAY TODAY

When I slapped it and it seems to be dead and then I try to pick it up with a tissue and it feELS LIKE IT MOVED OR IT ACTUALLY MOVED AND ESCAPED THE TISSUE: I AIN’T GONNA TOUCH IT AGAIN

A few things, and Bloodstone~

Just wanted to say I’m back~ I got eaten alive by mosquitos, attacked by a spider at 3am, went on a 5 mile hike at 7.3k feet (elevation), was close enough to almost boop @the-chapmania, and got almost no writing done. LIFE IS GOOD. I AM TIRED. BUT I AM HERE AND READY TO ANNOY EVERYONE AGAIN 😄 

As for Bloodstone, the next part should be out on Friday no problem. PLUS I have also written another (satirical) lore post! And plan on writing one more in the future. These will be about the Bloodstone demons and the second type of imprint/bond 😉 I will post a preview here, but they will be available in full to those who contribute $3+ to my patreon. More info can be found [here]~ you can also get some other really cool stuff and it helps support me as an author 😊 but don’t worry, you’ll get the main idea from the free post if you don’t want to donate or can’t afford it. I just appreciate the fact that you’re reading. Hope you’re having a wonderful day/night!

Much love ~🐰 xx