comradeskittles asked:

Moskvin korbut and a dark one

“What the…? THAT’S NOT A CHOICE! Ugh… I feel dirty even thinking about this…”

“I guess Korbut’s the least disgusting looks-wise, so… fuck him. It’s a one time thing; I can handle it. Marry Moskvin, because nobody said anything about divorce not being allowed right after. And kill the Dark One, obviously. Now I’m going to go get hideously drunk so I can forget all about this horror…”