i don’t CARE how dreamy chris pine is the entire second princess diaries filme is unrealistic DRIVEL and does not deserve to be spoken about in the same BREATH as the first movie……….. mia thermopolis would NEVER have broken up with michael moscovitz the very idea of it shoud make us all SHUDDER it is the VERY DEFINITION of irresponsible filmmaking to even SUGGEST that mia would just FORGET about the man who SAW HER WHEN SHE WAS INVISIBLE!!!!!!  i cannot BELIEVE the AUDACITY of some of you and frankly

list of obvious lesbians that were forced into hetero relationships

  • Sharpay Evans from hsm (a lot of internalised homophobia was at work there)
  • Paris Geller from gilmore girls
  • Chessy from the parent trap. also that butler was obviously gay as well come on hollywood
  • Kelsi from hsm. ryan was gay too
  • Lily Moscovitz from the princess diaries.
  • Jessie from Toy Story - way out of buzz’s league also.
  • Carmen from Spy Kids (i dont remember if she got paired off with a dude ? actually?? but she was Gay)
  • Doctor: So your friends and parents say you have a tendency to drift off while in conversations.
  • Me: Ummm, perhaps.
  • Doctor: Okay, I'll give you a word, tell me what the first thing comes to your mind.
  • Me: Okay.
  • Doctor: Water
  • Me: Percy Jackson
  • Doctor: Love
  • Me: Malec
  • Doctor: Bread
  • Me: The Hunger Games
  • Doctor: Pain
  • Me: Percabeth in Tartarus. Malec breakup, Michael moving to Japan, Finnick dying, Tris dying, Literally every Nicholas sparks book, Robert Langdon losing his watch, No one dying in Twilight, Remus, Hedwig, Dobby, Sirius, everyone dying, Jeff atkins deserved better..... *breaks down*
  • Doctor: .......
  • Me: .......
  • Tumblr: I understand.
  • Me: I'm in love....aye, I'm in love
  • Best friend: Ugh, no not again. How many times do I need to tell you that falling in love with a fictional character or a celeb is not going to improve your dating status.
  • Get a grip.
  • There are so many dateable guys around you.
  • ME: Does any of them have a pen that can turn into a sword?
  • BF: no
  • Me: Does any of them intentionally burn good bread, gets hit by his mother and pretend throw it away so that the girl he likes can eat it?
  • BF: no
  • Me: Does any of them throw knives at the person who they like?
  • BF: what?
  • Me: Will any of them go to Japan and become super successful so that he can make himself worthy of the girl he likes?
  • BF: ummmm
  • Me: Will anyone of them do anything that the guys of The Mortal Instruments did for their loves?
  • BF: I haven't read...
  • Me: Do you want me to continue with my never ending list?
  • BF: UMmmm

I understand that Princess Diaries 2 is to Wonder Woman for Chris Pine as Dirty Dancing 2 is to Rogue One for Diego Luna: the precursor to the big hit featuring a super young baby face, tropey plot, SWELLS of MUSIC, great chemistry, not really good but with LOTS OF FEELINGS!!!

But guys. I did not read all 10+ books in the Princess Diaries series only for the films to dump Michael after ONE MOVIE.

  • Friend: So any new crush?
  • Me: *opens my mouth* Y....
  • Friend: Someone who breathes the same oxygen we breathe?
  • Me: *opens my mouth* Ye.....
  • Friend: Someone who is actually aware of your existence?
  • Me: You cramp my style, you know that? And I thought you were my friend!
There’s a reason Mia’s dad was killed off in “The Princess Diaries” movies — and it’s because of Dame Julie Andrews

If you grew up in the 2000s, chances are you definitely wished your long-lost grandmother would suddenly arrive in town and reveal you were secretly a princess in an adorable little European country called Genovia. The dream. The 2001 film The Princess Diaries and its 2004 sequel had us all wishing we were Mia Thermopolis.

But anyone who has read the brilliant book series by Meg Cabot knows that there are some serious differences between The Princess Diaries book and the films; namely, in the books Mia’s dad is alive and a major character. So why did Disney decide to kill him off for the films? According to Cabot, it was because of Dame Julie Andrews.

The celebrated author recently revealed to Entertainment Weekly that she was surprised when Disney told her they wanted to write out one of her main characters. That is, until she heard why.

“[Mia’s father] plays a big role in the books,” She explained to EW. “I was like, ‘Oh, oh, my God, what did he do [for Disney to kill him off]?’ And they said, ‘Well, we have this actress, who’s a really big actress, that we want to play the grandmother. And we wanna make her role much bigger, and kinda raise the stakes, and give her a lot more lines, and we think we can give her a lotta the dad lines.’ And I was like, ‘Well who’s the actress?’ And they were like, ‘Julie Andrews.’ I was like, ‘Oh my God, kill the dad.’ I was like, it’s Julie Andrews, sure.”

We totally would have done the same if Julie Andrews wanted to star in a movie based on a book we wrote. Andrews’ role as Queen Clarisse is definitely one of the most quotable and memorable roles from the film — Lilly Moscovitz excluded.

Fingers crossed The Princess Diaries 3 finally happens soon!

Type of Love

Spoilers pertaining to Hamlet&Macbeth

Inspired by “This Side of Paradise” by F. Scott Fitzgerald

Harry knew a lot about her, and most of the times it was truly a blessing. No man in the world understood her as well as he did, and he cherished every word she uttered about herself since everything she had was his. Her reason to laugh, her will to life, it was all his and he basked in the knowledge of this fact everyday. He decided on this during a fleeting reflection moment when forcibly dragging her flailing, intoxicated limbs to his bedroom where she would lay for the night. At this moment, they were two strangers and life had thrusted them against each other, but he didn’t seem to mind and he prayed she didn’t either. Her hair was soft like the ancient silks from the Egyptians which he had learned when he removed her sweaty tendrils away from her face. Her arms and legs fanned out like an eagle on his mattress, evidently leaving no room for him to slumber on, however as he began to retreat out of his room, his legs glued themselves to the floor, eyes trained on her.

There was no gem, crystal, or diamond that could amount to this alarmingly beautiful goddess under his covers, concealing her bare shoulders and prominent collarbones. Mouth ajar, earth shaking snores were released from her tiny body. That tiny body that held nothing but love for her favorite writers and poets - he could list them, he really could - and flowers she had researched on multiple occasions after reading Hamlet. Roses swore allegiance while dandelions displayed affection for one’s kin. Somewhere along the weeks he had gotten familiar with her, he concluded that she was the prettiest flower there could ever be.

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