I ship them so much! If only there were some way! A permanent crossover maybe? Just somebody please make this canon before I explode! They’re both cute and awkward with raging sex drives! I love them both so much!
Whatcha doing? Watching some TV, playing on your phone?
Is that a real question?
Just making conversation.
Are you? What part of that gives me anything to work with? My choice is to say nothing, be sarcastic, or bark "yes" like a trained animal. It's not a conversation. You're holding me verbally hostage.