morticia frump

#snapeloveposts 13: headcanons

1: 1970s Lily and Sev just hanging out in nerdy 70s clothes. They went to Brighton beach and decided that, no, walking on tiny wee rocks are not fun.

2: muggleborns and halfbloods bond together in this climate of magic prejudice. The biggest prank they played on purebloods is to tell them all that everything was invented in Russia. If they don’t know Star Trek by now, it’s their own problem. Binns doesn’t give a cork.

3: Morticia Frump and Severus Snape, aged 13 ish. Their mothers, Hester Frump and Eileen Snape, nées Prince, are sisters. The similarities are incredible.

4: ot3 Severus/Lily/James. Severus woke up at night to soothe baby Harry, who would cry every time he came back and lay down. So he stayed, Lily and James cooing at the sight in the morning when they get ready for work. (Stay at home dad/work at home potioneer Severus, Auror James, magical creature barrister Lily)

5: bffs Minerva and Severus. They’re both offended his manuscript for the new potions manual was rejected. She beta read it herself, and even added a few more ‘you dog-breathed fucks’ to make sure the point is made. Severus appreciated the care. Editors are weirdos.

6: bffs animagus Minerva the Cat and Severus the Crow.

(I am now dead)

They’re creepy and they’re kooky,
Mysterious and spooky,
They’re all together ooky,
The Walking Dead

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Gomez and Morticia, Eternal Love.

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  • Gomez: Okay, well, the first draft of my vows, which I wrote the day after we got engaged, clocked in at around 70 pages.
  • Crowd: *growns*
  • Gomez: But I don't have them with me today.
  • Crowd: *sighs of relief*
  • Gomez: Although maybe there's a copy of them in my office...
  • Crowd: No!
  • Morticia: That's fine, that's fine. I think we can just keep going.
  • Gomez: Okay.