morticia and gomez quotes

“Look at her. I would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way… what bliss.”

“The Addams Family” - by Charles Addams


Gomez: To live without you, only that would be torture.

Morticia: A day alone, only that would be death.

Loki: y/n, how long has it been since we’ve waltzed?

y/n: Oh, Loki. *takes his hands in theirs*

y/n: Hours.

  • Morticia: Is the equipment secure?
  • Gomez: Check.
  • Morticia: Weapon loaded?
  • Gomez: Check.
  • Morticia: Did you have breakfast?
  • Gomez: What? That's not on the checklist.
  • Morticia: I added it because I care about you.
  • Gomez: No, I did not have breakfast.
  • Morticia: Unacceptable. Look in your pocket.
  • Gomez: [pulls out a breakfast bar] Hey, there's little chocolate chips in this.
  • Morticia: Yeah, I'm not an idiot. I know how to trick my best friend into eating his fiber.