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I sleep with women, but I’m emotionally involved with Mac.

Critical Role Ep.91: Cast reactions to Keyleth accidentally eating a soul

LIAM: Give it to Keyleth, she’ll try anything!

TRAVIS: *hysterical laughter*

LAURA: You ate a soul, Keyleth? …Oh my god!

TALIESIN: That had a name. That had a life, that had a mortgage. It made some bad decisions, and now you’re eating it, like oyster… I’m so proud of you.

BONUS MATT:

[Critical Role Ep. 91: Vox Machina goes to Hell]

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Remember that exciting thing I kept hinting at a while ago?

Well, last month I became a homeowner! 😭🙌🏻😍 This past year has been full of insane workweeks (65-80 hours almost every week), intense budgeting, and a plan.

It’s funny because I didn’t intend to buy a condo yet, but I am thankful I was able to do just that. And ya know what else is cool? I figured out how to fix a closet door, a leaky shower, a loose toilet, and even replaced a lightbulb so far.

Pretty sure I was sweating in Lowe’s though because that place is huge and kind of scary.

Imagine a James Bond AU with Bart as 007, the top agent in the British Secret Intelligence Service, stoic one-woman army with ice-blue eyes and a licence to kill, and Ken as her adorkable sweater-wearing Quartermaster responsible for keeping her supplied with gadgets and banter.

Ken: It always makes me feel a bit melancholy. Grand old war ship. being ignominiously haunted away to scrap… The inevitability of time, don’t you think? What do you see?

Bart: A bloody big ship.