Your phone went off at work, the picture that showed up was one of your wife but…different. The text that came with the photo stated “Guess what happened ;)“ Maybe you couldn’t guess right away but the sudden tightness of your pants indicated you knew. She shot another text “Honey, I NEED you to get home NOW.” Being the clueless man that you were you could only guess what she had in store. *DING* Another picture appeared on your phones screen, it was a huge ass in your wife’s panties, this really sent you over the edge, if what had happened was exactly what you thought then both yours and your wife’s fantasy had come true, she was growing into the sex goddess of your dreams, another thought crossed your mind, that also means the house doesn’t have much longer you typed with lightning quick speed “Okay, I’m gonna be there within the hour dear and I really want you to get out of the house, you know that we like just took a mortgage out on it.” You ran to your car, hoping to see your sexy busty wife and a house that was still intact, but mostly the house.
Robert Pilcowitzis founder and managing member of residential and commercial mortgage private equity fund which acquired residential and commercial whole loans from 2008–2012. At its peak the total portfolio held more than 5000 residential mortgage loans which were serviced and later re-financed, modified, and sold generally within 4 years of acquisition.