mortality trends

so you know how kravitz was late to the chug n squeeze date? imagine him waiting around nervously in the astral plane because isn’t “fashionably late” a thing? taako is pretty fashionable, he’d want kravitz to be fashionable too, right? oh jeez, it’s been way too long since kravitz caught up with mortal trends, what if it’s fashionably EARLY? what if he’s so hopelessly out of touch that taako laughs at him? oh dear oh dear oh dear.

meanwhile the raven queen is sighing at him because she and istus already gave their blessings, stop your pacing and go see your elf.

(and if taako doesn’t think that the suit he’s wearing that the raven queen helped him pick out is fashionable then he is not DESERVING of her boy, no matter WHAT istus says.)

  • Clary: [holding Simon's hand over her stomach so he can feel Baby Clace kick] Sorry this is taking so long, he kicked for everyone else.
  • Jace: It’s hard for the little guy to perform under pressure.
  • Alec: Top ten things Jace said on his wedding night.
  • Simon: Woah! It was small, but I think I felt something!
  • Izzy: Top ten things Clary said on her wedding night.
  • [Clary laughs]
  • Jace: Stop laughing at it, Clary!
  • Everyone: Top ten things Jace said on his wedding night!

“It’s been a long time Romi. You look well. I was quite shocked when I caught a hint of your scent in the city. I thought it was my imagination, so I was even more surprised when I finally saw you.” He ran a hand through his hair. “Are… are you with another clan?”

And be with another set of people who would turn against her? “No. I’ve been trying to blend in with the mortals. I find it easier when you aren’t with a clan.” She took in his outfit. “You do kind of stick out.”

He glanced down at himself and chuckled. “It’s difficult to keep up with mortal trends when you live with Mistress.”

They silently stood there until Romi realized she was staring. “I should be go-”

“I searched the entirety of Europe looking for you,” he interrupted, “and little did I know you had made your way over to North America.”