so you know how kravitz was late to the chug n squeeze date? imagine him waiting around nervously in the astral plane because isn’t “fashionably late” a thing? taako is pretty fashionable, he’d want kravitz to be fashionable too, right? oh jeez, it’s been way too long since kravitz caught up with mortal trends, what if it’s fashionably EARLY? what if he’s so hopelessly out of touch that taako laughs at him? oh dear oh dear oh dear.
meanwhile the raven queen is sighing at him because she and istus already gave their blessings, stop your pacing and go see your elf.
(and if taako doesn’t think that the suit he’s wearing that the raven queen helped him pick out is fashionable then he is not DESERVING of her boy, no matter WHAT istus says.)