mortal toilet bowl

bios

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english

  1. fucked up by cassie’s books in every single way
  2. the greatest fear in jonathan’s life is the love he feels for his sister
  3. im a fan of a boy who has the most beautiful blue eyes and of course he’s jamie campbell bower
  4. [jonathan’s voice] i have a sister and i will teach her how to love me
  5. should i talk about my life? the mortal instruments. enough said.
  6. jonathan morgenstern also known as the devil for which i sold my soul 
  7. [jonathan’s voice] i will burn down the world
  8. it’s the mortal cup jace, not the mortal toilet bowl
  9. [jace’s voice] just kissing? how quickly you dismiss our love
  10. [simon’s voice] as long as i remember what it was like to love you i’ll always feel like i’m alive
  11. are you climon shipper? i hope your mom disconnects your wifi 
  12. i need a shadowhunter charming in my life 
  13. i just wanted to know who is cassandra clare, now look at this shit
  14. my first real crush was jace herondale
  15. back off mundane

pt-br

  1. completamente perdidamente trouxiane por clace
  2. so amo duas coisas em matthew daddario o rosto e o resto
  3. ser shadowhunter eh um cancer na minha vida
  4. a camisinha serve pra evitar gente igual climon shipper
  5. queria estar morta nos labios d uma pessoa chamada dom sherwood
  6. [jace’s voice] ta massa o papo mas cade o nude
  7. nao sou paga pra ser malec shipper 
  8. cassandra clare paga nois
  9. [alec’s voice] rosa eu dou pra morto pra vivo eu dou o cu
  10. clastian shipper mesmo nao gosto manda virus 
  11. porfavo se afoga no lago lyn 
  12. quer paz vai pra idris
  13. vc eh tao feia que as barreiras de idris te confudem com um demonio
  14. emo gotica e shadowhunter
  15. status caçando uns demonio na calada da noite
  16. a solidao me fez shadowhunter
  17. clace shipper se persistirem os sintomas um medico devera ser consultado 
  18. ####cerca anti climon shipper#### 
  19. td q eu queria era ser menos malec shipper 
The Signs as Mortal Instrument Quotes

Aries: “The nod means ‘I am a badass, and I recognise that you too, are a badass.” 

Taurus: “There is no pretending. I love you, and I will love you until I die, and if there is life after that, I’ll love you then.”

Gemini: "I’m not really sleeping with your mom, you know. I was just trying to get your attention. Not that your mom isn’t a very attractive woman, for her age.” 

Cancer: "I think of myself as a freewheeling bisexual.“ 

Leo: “I thought it was keep your friends close so you have someone to drive the car when you sneak over to your enemy’s house at night and throw up in his mailbox.” 

Virgo: “It’s a girl. Surely you’ve seen girls before, Alec. Your sister Isabelle is one.”

Libra: “I think she just asked if she could touch my mango.”

Scorpio: “Usually I’m remarkably good natured. Try me on a day that doesn’t end in y.” 

Sagittarius: “It’s the mortal cup Jace, not the mortal toilet bowl.” 

Capricorn: "That’s atheists, jackass. There are no atheists in the trenches.” 

Aquarius: “Don’t ‘yech’ me. You’re the one with the magical spit.” 

Pisces: “Simon’s not gay, he’s a vampire.”