I got drunk and climbed through your window and instead of kicking me out you tucked me into your own bed and closed the lights.
I just moved in and I caught you trying to prank me by rigging the front door of my house while I was walking to the front of my house.
On Halloween you tried to jump scare me but accidentally tripped over yourself and fell on me.
Bad pick-up lines(You’re on my To-Do List, If you were a booger I’d pick you first)
Wrestling over the remote.
When I’m bored I poke you, pull on your hair gently, and sit on your lap, until you eventually you just grab my shirt and kiss me.
You left the window open and I can hear you raging about how difficult IKEA furniture are to put together.
I saw you kiss the cheek of your mom and tell her that you love her even though you definitely don’t look like the person to do that and most people would’ve been embarrassed to do that but you still did it and I though it was just the cutest thing.
The taller one in your OTP(Person A) grabs something out of Person B’s hands and holds it out of reach and while Person B is jumping trying to grab it Person A says that he/she needs a kiss for Person B to get it back.
We were both at this party and you were the designated driver but I was too drunk to give you my address so I woke up in your bed and commented on how you were way out of my league before realizing we didn’t sleep together AU
Will:knew Tesss for several months and when it happened, they thought it would probably be the last nonviolent touch she ever would feel as she would be with Mortmain who planned to rape her and torture her into doing whatever he wants. It was One night of love and gentleness for her to hold onto.
Jace:knew clary for about a year and a half and I would say he was only himself and not avoiding her because incest is wrong for about half of that so 3-4 months and on that might they were more than likely going to die the next day.
Julian:knew Emma for about 16 years, she had almost died and he with her. They have raised children together. They have suffered unimaginable loss and survived extreme trauma and trials together.
Me:So now let see who really 'got lucky' first.
Jace:is in love with clary about 4 months
Will:is in love with Tess for about 5 months
Julian:is in love with Emma for about 5 years AND that was also the evening of his first kiss.
Magnus:Your city is under attack, The wards have been broken, and the streets are full of demons. And you want to know why I haven't called you?
Alec:I want to know why you haven't called me back.
Magnus:You're an idiot.
Alec:Is that why you haven't called me? Because I'm an idiot?
Magnus:no. I didn't call you because I'm tired of you only wanting me around when you need something. I'm tired of watching you be in love with someone else - someone, incidentally, who will never love you back. Not the way I do.
Alec:You love me?
Magnus:You stupid Nephilim,Why else am I here? Why else would I have spent the past few weeks patching up all your moronic friends every time they got hurt? And getting you out of every ridiculous situation you found yourself in? Not to mention helping you win a battle against Valentine. And all completely free of charge!