mortadelusmaximus

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So @du-og-meg tagged me to post six 2016 selfies. THANKS A LOT TY!

And I’m tagging: @742evergreenterrace, @actualgamergrill, @aikathekittiecat, @allman-vibe, @ambivalentrhythm@anti-comfort, @cataclysmictiger, @chamucarobota, @chulimaria, @ciswhitethin, @colettel04, @coolbrad, @cuckaine, @depthgrips, @dolldirector, @etherealluna, @fifty-shades-of-sasha-grey, @funky-jazz-boy, @furryguitars, @grapegoblin, @grindcoremom, @greasyjungle, @grindcoremom, @heatbug, @hella-rad-noodle, @hymns-of-annihilation, @imalicja, @imnotascoolasuthink, @jasunite, @joestarry-eyed, @juri-han, @jurihanofficial, @karmiekarmieleon, @killerburritosfromouttaspace, @lampe-shades, @lavapixie, @lemonade-sea, @lilfloridapeach, @maidenophelia, @minhyriath, @moldgy, @moon-on-the-bath, @mortadelusmaximus-stark, @mutedfantasist, @mystifise, @nicedoggo, @nukkake, @oihentai, @only-hetero, @post-industrial-magical-girl, @rei-ayudame, @reiranchi, @replicanaminee, @rite-of-darkness, @rough-rapscallion, @sanct-cum, @sleepy-little-deer, @slizter, @slowpokeburger, @sneebus-beebus, @sobstorys, @soebrina, @splicky, @starchirps, @the-occult-cult, @thr3sherr, @through-the-postern-gate, @tragiklife, @vincent-vaan-gogh, @wangpatang, @whensaturnrings, @why-chu, @yurieno, and @yyddmm.

mortadelusmaximus-stark  asked:

how it's your daily day in Constantinopla? (and happy end of the world in 18 days)

“Deer mortadelusmaximus,

Et es a pretti bouring. Caun you beleif dat i actooalee mees dat bimbo Cesare? Et es keind of faun here, baut es nawt da saem wifout heim becoz I would pees him ouff a so mauch.

Dat was sum a gewd tiempos.

Wait da end of da wourld? … I hauf nawt touched aull da bewbies I waunted yet.

Dis is nawt bene.

Sincerely da assassen,

Ezioh”