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askrick  asked:

mmort mort ly get outta class u gotta com e w me morrt yyy-yyou gotta come do a hting w me m mrt. mort we gott awe gotta go on a thing we gotta k-kill some people morrryy

W-what Rick I’ve gotta take a test w-what do you mean we’ve go-gotta k-kill people we don’t no we’re not gonna do that Grandpa oh geez oh geez I mean we’ve I mean we’re you know  we don’t have to do that stuff Rick and I’ve got an exam after lunch Rick I can’t miss it I mean I really can’t it’s in art history and I really wanna get this A Rick you can’t you can’t just send me an ask on Tumblr and you know tell me to get out of class Rick that’s like totally abuse of the system and stuff you know?????????

I think we should make a rule where if you scream from a mountain top to the internet at large from multiple platforms that you are no longer in a fandom, and continuously make rude posts to remind everyone that you are no longer in that fandom while tagging those posts with that particular ship that is associated with that fandom… then you cannot come back to the fandom.

Je pense à toi en permanence, t'es comme la came d'un drogué, t'es comme la morphine d'un condamné à mort, tu m'es indispensable.
—  W.Paxton
Bunicii

Nu stiu cum o sa ma simt cand o n-o sa mai fiti,cand o sa muriti. Toata viata mi-am petrecut-o langa voi,n-ati lipsit de la niciun eveniment de-al meu important. Toata copilaria mi-am petrecut-o la tara cu voi 2. Aveati animale si treburi prin curte,dar tot va faceati timp de mine sa ma gadilati sau sa dati cu piciorul in minge de cateva ori. V-am rupt gardul din fata curtii cred ca de vreo 3 ori pana la 10 ani cu mingea aia si nu m-ati oprit niciodata. Nu prea stateam eu pe acasa cand eram mic,iar tu bunico veneai dupa mine si ma bateai apoi eu fugeam in casa si ziceam ca te urasc si ca n-o sa-ti mai cumpar niciodata ciocolata. Bunicule,tu toata viata ai vazut-o doar printr-un ochi si totusi te-ai descurcat. Bunico,tu toata viata ai auzit-o doar prin aparatul auditiv si totusi te-ai descurcat. Am crescut,am avut o perioada in care veneam la voi si doar zaceam si nu spuneam nimic..telefonul ma tinea ocupat. Pentru voi ma trezesc in fiecare sambata dimineata la 8. Mi-ati dat sfaturi mereu,bunico mereu m-ai batut la cap sa ma insor mai repede sa ma vezi si tu. Mai tii minte cand era sa ma bati cand ti-am zis ca nu cred in d-zeu? Mai tii minte cand mi-am retezat limba? Daca nu erai tu acolo in curte,eram mort acum. Mereu m-ati ajutat. Mereu mi-ati dat bani,nu plec niciodata de la voi fara sa-mi dati 5/10 lei..chiar daca nu aveti,voi tot imi dati. Voi sunteti fericiti doar prin simplul fapt ca exist,eu v-am colorat viata din cate am observat pana acum. Sunt singurul care va viziteaza si care va face sa radeti cu lacrimi. 

Asa cum m-ati ajutat voi,asa o sa va ajut si eu. Asa cum voi ati fost langa mine,asa o sa fiu si eu langa voi. Bunico,tu mereu te-ai plans ca niciodata nu te-ai plimbat,ca niciodata n-ai vizitat un oras..doar cand te-ai dus la spitale,iar ca bunicul mai mereu a fost plecat. La vara iau permisul si ti-am promis ca o sa te plimb. Si pe tine si pe bunicul o sa va plimb. O sa fac fericiti ! Sunteti singurii care m-au iubit. Imi amintesc cand era sa mori in aprilie anul trecut bunicule,voiam sa vin cu taxiul la tine si sa te duc la spital pentru ca nu mai ajungea ambulanta la tine baga-mi-as pula in ea..mai tii minte cand mi-ai spus in spital ca o sa mori? N-ai murit,ti-am spus. 

MA VOI NU MURITI PANA FAC EU 30 DE ANI ORICE AR FI. Ati avut o viata amara si saraca,eu vreau sa v-o fac dulce si bogata. Vreau sa va fac casa de la 0 si sa nu mai plangeti in fata mea ca nu aveti bani. Credeti ca daca o sa plec la facultate o sa va uit? S-o credeti voi. Toate vacantele mi le-am petrecut la tara alaturi de voi si nu mi-e rusine sa spun asta. Profit de tot timpul asta..ca dupa cand nu o sa mai fiti,curtea si casa aia o sa fie pustii..

anonymous asked:

would you do one where the reader is super innocent and oblivious to all of the sexual comments rick makes towards them? c:

[lollol yeees~! I am personally oblivious to a lot of sexual comments/flirtatious comments so this should be easy.. although I m not an innocent little bean so I will try my best! I hope you like it~!]


There you were, sitting on the couch with your hands place neatly in your lap as you stared rather astonished at all the weird shows that were coming onto the television. Your body was a little tense considering you were here to tutor the youngest boy in the home but right now there was another set of eyes dragging over you and you were trying so hard not to acknowledge it but the blush that spread across your face proved otherwise. It felt like a lifetime but you finally let out a sigh and looked over to the older scientist.

“W-What?” You tried to sound annoyed but your voice cracked a little and you stuttered. Dammit.. Rick always does this to you and you don’t understand why.
You could tell he was amused from the small smirk on his face.

He sat comfortably beside you, feet propped up on the table, his left arm brought up to rest on the couches arm as his right arm was extended on the top of the couch. You inhaled sharply. Rick wasn’t making you uncomfortable you’re just always shy towards him. It made you angry at yourself for having a crush on the older male.

Raking his eyes over your form once more he opened his mouth to speak “Do you also tutor anatomy?”

What kind of question was that? You shook your head, still staring at the tv as you let out a small, weak reply. “Nope.”

“T-Too, too bad ‘cause I’d Urrrp definitely would love to learn more about it.” Rick moved a little closer to you on the couch, his smirk had spread into a full blown grin. “I’m more of a hands-on learner.” He locked eyes with you and you tilted your head a little in confusion.

You raised an eyebrow and scooted as close to the arm of the couch as possible. “A-Aren’t you like..uhm.R-Really smart? Y-You wouldn’t need my help..” You clearly did not catch on that Rick was hitting on you and the way you replied made Rick chuckle lowly but he never moved from his place. Instead, he was moving closer. Your face once again erupted into a dark crimson when he got close enough to smell the whiskey on him. He was almost close enough for you to lean over and kiss him. The thought crossed your mind and you swallowed loudly, the moment soon broke however when you heard a high pitched yell coming from beside you.

Both you and Rick looked over to see Morty standing there horrified. “R-R-Rick! What are you…you, you doing to her!!? T-This is un-unacceptable!!” He screeched and Rick grinned as he grabbed the remote that was behind you on the table. “Relax M-Mort urrrp Morty, just grabbing the remote~” He shook the remote in his hands as he looked back over to you and gave you a playful wink.

That day it was hard to tutor Morty because your mind was constantly on Rick.

[This turned out longer than it was supposed to! imsorrythisisgarbage]

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    anonymous asked:

    I'm curious, what's your favorite type of donut morty (and u should totally try a pastel look, u could pull it off my man)

    I really like um they’re kinda like cinnamon rolls but they’ve got glaze instead of frosting?! We just call them cinnamon buns so IDK if there’s an actual name for them!

    Ce matin, en me coupant, et en y allant trop profondément, je me suis arrachée un gros bout de peau, et j'ai eu peur d'avoir touché une veine, alors je me suis stoppée ; et pourtant, lorsque je me trouve sur le quai du métro, je ne peux m'empêcher de penser à me jeter dessous, afin d'être libérée de toute cette souffrance ; quelque part, je crois que la mort m'effraie, malgré mes idées suicidaires.

    J’ai vraiment du mal à m’imaginer vieillir, et à imaginer tous les gens que je connais vieillir. Quand je pense au futur, je m’imagine toujours avec exactement la même tête qu’aujourd’hui, comme mes parents ou mes amis. Quand j’imagine la mort de mes parents, je les vois avec la même tête qu’aujourd’hui, et quand je m’imagine morte sous forme de fantôme ou au paradis (quoi qu’il se passe après la mort), je m’imagine avec exactement la même tête qu’aujourd’hui. Je n’arrive pas à avoir le futur avec une version de nous vieille.