morse and the cuddly toy

*sad piano music plays*

‘Knocked out. Slapped. Shot at. Tiger mauled. Heart stamped on. Baby Morse is a vulnerable and endangered creature.

For just £2 a month you can protect Baby Morse (and his friends) from further peril and at the same time protect yourself from the terrible trauma of seeing Baby Morse cry.

Please give generously. 

You will also receive a free fluffy cuddly toy tiger in the post’

*end sad piano music*